Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Ah fuck, troles; there's a plant inside the base.


tl;dr apparently a complete normie was concerned about the wellness check (which was apparently a huge deal with multiple vehicles involved) and went digging, got wind of trolls on the apartments review pages, and stumbled his way onto the Reddit. Apparently the mods confirmed his story.
Click to expand...
like being in the truman show as an extra, but having no idea who truman is, why there's a giant dome preventing you from leaving, or why there's a camera in your neighbor's flowerbed.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: FarmerKhourtney, clusterfuckk, Carbonation Grimace and 4 others
hundredthousand said:
Watching him eat and then suck all the juices off his arm makes me physically ill.

Then he scoops up the bits of cheese and lettuce that had fallen on that accursed bug infested couch and eats it. 🤮 🤮 🤮
Click to expand...
this is worse than Scalfani.
12 Year Old Lurker said:
like being in the truman show as an extra, but having no idea who truman is, why there's a giant dome preventing you from leaving, or why there's a camera in your neighbor's flowerbed.
Click to expand...
"Why does this hallway smell like gnome ass and tobacco?"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Troon Anthropologist, TurdFondler, hundredthousand and 2 others
Thomas Highway said:

Live and depressing.

He is literally screaming in rage about being awful at guitar. His neighbors must love him.

Edit: Holy shit, he is going absolutely insane. Someone is going to call the cops. He is way more fucked up than usual.

Edit2: Well after some sort of boglim fit, he has passed out. So far the police have not arrived. Got tears from laughing.

Edit 3: He's "awake" again. He is yelling at his lighter and slamming it on the desk.

Edit 4: He fell down and broke his cigarette. He is screaming again.

Edit 5: He destroyed his hat.
Click to expand...
That's cool, but did you archive it?
 
  • Dumb
  • Late
  • Autistic
Reactions: semitooth, Aurelianus, Jack of the Lantern and 5 others
Reminds me of ol' Jordie Jordan and how he is slowly delving into failure. This guy is a true disaster artist.
 
SnusBurns said:
In the past 3-4 months Josh has talked about "saving" alcohol so that he has some for when he wakes up, or he will be on his last drink and be like "now I won't have anything for when I wake up". Shrieking like a school girl at the thought of waking up to alcohol the next morning. Last year it was talked about Josh not being an alcoholic and that he can go without, now that's no longer the case.
Click to expand...
Oh yeah, siezurebot has a podcast that didnt age well where he talks to an Irish feller about Josh and addiction. The guy said Josh couldn't be an alcoholic because he can be without booze when he runs out of cash.

I would disagree with this purely because his paypigs keep him topped up, and he wpuld just gp into overdrafts when he ran out of cash, to the point that Clint tried to stop it by taking his debit card away.

He may not be getting the DTs yet but he is very much on the path. You can hear it in his rationalisation that hes "only having a few beers today" and he "doesnt need it to have a good time". Yeah Im sure you could quit if you wanted josh you just don't want to right??
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Coin Ops and chimpSculpture
LunaLuLu said:
Oh yeah, siezurebot has a podcast that didnt age well where he talks to an Irish feller about Josh and addiction. The guy said Josh couldn't be an alcoholic because he can be without booze when he runs out of cash.

I would disagree with this purely because his paypigs keep him topped up, and he wpuld just gp into overdrafts when he ran out of cash, to the point that Clint tried to stop it by taking his debit card away.

He may not be getting the DTs yet but he is very much on the path. You can hear it in his rationalisation that hes "only having a few beers today" and he "doesnt need it to have a good time". Yeah Im sure you could quit if you wanted josh you just don't want to right??
Click to expand...
Yes, I recently listened to that podcast and was in complete disagreement. Though it was a while ago, still. I was looking for DTs today when he had no booze. I wonder if he’s sweating a lot at night when he sleeps. You don’t start to get the shakes for a while, but when they start .. you prob have some other health issues started too. Makes me sad to see people enabling him, he’s funny enough without drinking. Drunk Josh is so repetitive (more than usual I mean).
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: LunaLuLu and Ellesse_warrior
LunaLuLu said:
Oh yeah, siezurebot has a podcast that didnt age well where he talks to an Irish feller about Josh and addiction. The guy said Josh couldn't be an alcoholic because he can be without booze when he runs out of cash.

I would disagree with this purely because his paypigs keep him topped up, and he wpuld just gp into overdrafts when he ran out of cash, to the point that Clint tried to stop it by taking his debit card away.

He may not be getting the DTs yet but he is very much on the path. You can hear it in his rationalisation that hes "only having a few beers today" and he "doesnt need it to have a good time". Yeah Im sure you could quit if you wanted josh you just don't want to right??
Click to expand...

I told Seizure similar things after the podcast had aired. I think sometimes it's hit and miss with the guests, but ultimately the conversations are engaging enough to where it suits the purpose. I disagreed with the guy but I thought it was a great episode.

I'd say he's already a heavy alcoholic. On the subject of DTs, not every alcoholic experiences them during withdrawal. He does seem to be experiencing withdrawal symptoms, though. Anxiety, headaches, definitely has shaky hands from time to time, he's up at all hours of the night and I might contribute that to mild insomnia, the dude sweats like a fountain and you can see it in his hair.

SnusBurns said:
Oprah confirmed it. I know some people hate Oprah but he is anal about being correct when it comes to the Cobraverse.
Click to expand...

I remember one time Seizure had got a small detail wrong in one of the first podcasts. It wasn't anything important, just a cursory detail. Oprah flipped his shit and demanded that he remove the episode as it's spreading disinformation.

I had a real good fuckin' laugh when I heard about that. 🤣🤣🤣
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: tina coward, ohforfoxache, ConsoleWarVet and 5 others
johnny5150 said:
scary part is this boy has a gun. He might not be able to load or shoot it, that's still a scary image.
Click to expand...
true idk whos well being is more at risk him or others i honestly worry about him being drunk an picking it up not remembering its loaded an bam stream over...lol that would be horable
 
A little off topic, but I'm pretty amazed at how quickly Josh rose to lolcow status. It took four years for this thread to get to page 12. In a little over a year and half it is about to hit page 200.

The subreddit has seen exponential growth as well. Took four years to hit 6k in 2020 and has since doubled.
Capture.JPG


Admittedly, I didn't watch Josh regularly. I found him after the Trapped documentary but moved on quickly after realizing it wasn't satire. I returned when he slaughtered fun size Felicia. Watched a bit of that saga play out and then came back during the pandemic. I guess Josh was a better dumpster fire to watch when compared to the rest of 2020.

Not sure if it's the DankNet video, the pandemic, or maybe it's just Josh's antics are growing exponentially as well...
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: tina coward, Jack of the Lantern, Umaibae and 7 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back