Don't bullshit us brother
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I see no more door dashing almost made it as long as his no more beer.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Arealsomalipirate
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- Jan 30, 2021
French fries, hair dye, and failed suicide sword are by far some of my favorite videos. July 4th is always good too, seeing him get worse at the only song he has consistently played is always a good time.
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- Apr 7, 2019
“I would just dump them in but I don’t want the grease to splatter”
>dumps 95% of them in and makes grease splatter
That’s fucking gold right there lmfao
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- Feb 4, 2014
It's funny because he was actually bald at one point. Like, BALD bald. For some reason (Most likely because someone said he looked like he was 60), he switched back to his non-existent luscious locks.
SnusBurns
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He fucked up cutting his own hair, so he just decided to cut it all off. Most likely cut it all off in rage. He was really really not happy about it and has not had his hair cut since to my knowledge. He actually looked fantastic when he had some hair stubble grow back in which I wish he would try to recreate, as his current skullet is not working for him.
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- Jan 27, 2020
The oil was burnt and full on boiling too, he's lucky the oil didn't catch fire just on it's own. I always wondered what kind of retard needs a deep fryer at home when a pot and thermometer are enough...
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- Aug 5, 2021
He looks a million times better (relative to his appearance of course) like that than the “aging hippie desperately holding on to his hair”-thing he has got going on. Now he truly looks way, waaay older than he is.
Bald/Shaven can be a good look if you got the skull shape for it. It can make you look manly and confident, as well as clean/hygienic etc.
Balding, on the contrary, is never a wise choice. Trying to hold on to your hair kinda gives you that desperate and pathetic George from Seinfeld-vibe. When it comes to men’s hair, you gotta follow Yoda’s advice:
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
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- Feb 4, 2014
Valhalla
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- Mar 25, 2021
Might just get a hot of age goth chick if he went for the buzz cut. TWU
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- Jan 5, 2018
Nah, you can note the stubble on his kind of baldness.
Smooth bald dome would work better - sadly for our Dork Lord though his facial hair is that of a prepubescent highschooler so he's fucked on that end to counter balance it. Doesn't help his mouth looks like a lamprey - okay guys there's just no saving this mess.
No of age black-haired, green eyed pale-skinned big breasted and nice ass goth chick. Although I guess there's plenty of goth landwhales he could go for but alas, our dork lord has over-reaching tastes without anything to back it up.
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- Feb 4, 2014
A shame. He could have made a fat black haired goth girl with a Jack Skellington tattoo hella happy.
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- Oct 19, 2018
If you're a chick and you reject a guy for being too fat, nobody says shitA shame. He could have made a fat black haired goth girl with a Jack Skellington tattoo hella happy.
but if you're a guy and she's too fat for you, that's body shaming
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- Sep 6, 2017
Lahhhhve and maaaannnnnateeeeees.
Those streams got me through last winter.
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- Apr 19, 2019
Skullets are cool troles, it's a personal choice!
Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Start:
Very happy to be drinking alcohol. He mixed camo with mountain Dew and mango ice tea. Not an alcoholic. Starts a Terrence Pop video for 2 seconds Gender relations in underwear ads.
2:32:
Talks about the rape shirt he was sent. He was so mad he had a shower and changed into his snake skin shirt. Online dating. Talks about his Taco Bell food 9rder, they gave him an extra taco because his order was messed up last time. Door dash handled the order with care.
5:55:
Back to the video and not an alcoholic. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations divorce court, pay gap, women's clothes cost more than men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegans.
10:21:
Back to the video. Ignoring his phone while he does his video response. Compares women losing their ability to have children to men losing the ability to get their dick hard. Birth control Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
12:54:
Kobes drinks because of society not because he's an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. That's what kills kobes about being a dude, it's all about your dick size but you can't be gay about it. Story about how he was bought free shots by of age ladies because he is famous. Sings free falling parody. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
16:09:
Shows off his snake skin shirt and flexes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics. Both sides. Gun control. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is an independent. Politics. Back to the video.
20:14:
Gender relations and dating. Trolls. Reads what's written on the screen. He can't read rendezvous. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in dating. 80% British. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You should be allowed to have standards just don't be a dick about it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says he's seen uglier chicks.
25:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations. Compares not being able to have kids to not being able to get an erection.
28:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Doctors earn lots of money regardless of Gender. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Gender relations. Feminists should be fighting for equality fir women under sha'ria law. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fragile masculinity. Gender relations. Simp shaming.
33:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sugar daddy culture. Gender relations and income.
35:47:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about discovering he was goth. Gender relations. Biological clock. Menopause. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene turns people into assholes. Sex is nit a need it's a want. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
39:37:
The fight keeps men interested in women. Men don't want a submissive woman. Moar beer.
40:51:
Can crush for the fans. Gender relations dating scene. Makes his drink combination. 21 and up taco Bell action. Back to the video.
42:55:
Gender relations dating scene and getting old. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Raiding kids is difficult. Back to the video.
45:30:
He keeps talking about not being able to get hard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Having a drink to slow down his thought process. Back to the video.
47:43:
He's getting sassy with the guy in the video. Gender relations dating scene. Back to the video.
49:56:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Female empowerment. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
51:47:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about getting attention from women that's not sexual. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would not spend $5k on a dating site. He would buy booze, take out and tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS.
55:02:
Gender relations Double standards in body hair. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in standards.
57:15:
Tacos about his Taco be order. He has ideas for more food hacks. Kobes likes Taco Bell because he likes church bells. Bell sperging. Fuck mass shootings. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to talking about dick not working and Menopause.
1:00:11:
Back to the video. Dick not working and Menopause. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his food order. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about tacos.
1:02:40:
Only having 2 beers. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in sex toys. Back to the video.
1:04:00:
Gender relations Double standards in aging. Slut shaming simp shaming. Creepy about women on the screen.
1:06:27:
Talks about his Taco Bell order. Fuck the trolls he will do more food reviews. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says the woman in the video isn't that ugly. Gender relations Double standards in being ugly.
1:09:52:
Talks about his personal Gender relations journey. Fuck violence against women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. He's waiting patiently until he has that older man vibes.
1:12:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Menopause and impotence. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations Double standards dating scene. Quotes love and vanity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his Taco Bell order.
1:15:20:
Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations Double standards in dating standards. Talks about his food order.
1:17:30:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are in more control of their breast size than men are of their height. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would fuck both of the chicks in the video if it was of age and consensual. He would make them chicken Alfredo and sneaky snake floats. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Dating scene.
1:21:40:
Talks about his drink combination and his donut burger. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Taco Bell and Taco John's. He is managing his resources better, changing clothes more frequently and drinking less. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:25:19:
Female empowerment. Godspeed ladies. Back to the video. Don't be in a rush to get married or have sex. He gets very sexual about his description of a woman here. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations .
1:39:00:
Talks about his favourite Taco Bell items. Has one more beer left. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Sings some of smooth by Santana. Back to the video for 2 seconds. KingSoapraJFS.
1:32:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about his of age Female fans contacting him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating website. It's ridiculous YouTube. Gender relations Double standards.
1:37:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Online dating catfishing. Double standards in standards.
1:39:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of meeting an of age female version of him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen in an Irish accent. Back to the video.
1:43:33:
Makes another drink combination. Back to the video. Cough up instead of cop out. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards I standards. 5 ft 9 inches dick. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:47:41:
Can crush for the fans. Moar beer. Beer piss.
1:50:48:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains relationships. Back to the video. He has a mango alcoholic drink to close out the stream. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women think Creepy men are rapists. Back to the video.
1:55:35:
Gender relations Double standards in standards with unexpected sneezes. Back to the video. Talks about his cigarettes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in standards. Just because Kobes is autistic doesn't mean he's retarded. Talks about his drink.
1:59:37:
Got an extra free Taco with his order today TMDWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink combination. Back to the video
2:05:10:
Women deserve just as much equal as everyone else. Stumbles to his kitchen to put his cups in the trash. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. He's very drunk and not making full sentences. Back to the video
2:09:28:
There is not someone out there for everyone. Saving the rest of his drink for later. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Waiting patiently for his of age goth chick of his dreams.
2:12:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about dick can't get hard again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
2:15:52:
Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Party scenario. Falling asleep. Back to the video. Falling asleep.
2:20:20:
Gender relations. System error.
2:21:26:
Smoke break.
2:25:42:
Returns. Back to the video. Ends stream when the video ends.
Very happy to be drinking alcohol. He mixed camo with mountain Dew and mango ice tea. Not an alcoholic. Starts a Terrence Pop video for 2 seconds Gender relations in underwear ads.
2:32:
Talks about the rape shirt he was sent. He was so mad he had a shower and changed into his snake skin shirt. Online dating. Talks about his Taco Bell food 9rder, they gave him an extra taco because his order was messed up last time. Door dash handled the order with care.
5:55:
Back to the video and not an alcoholic. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations divorce court, pay gap, women's clothes cost more than men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegans.
10:21:
Back to the video. Ignoring his phone while he does his video response. Compares women losing their ability to have children to men losing the ability to get their dick hard. Birth control Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
12:54:
Kobes drinks because of society not because he's an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. That's what kills kobes about being a dude, it's all about your dick size but you can't be gay about it. Story about how he was bought free shots by of age ladies because he is famous. Sings free falling parody. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
16:09:
Shows off his snake skin shirt and flexes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics. Both sides. Gun control. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is an independent. Politics. Back to the video.
20:14:
Gender relations and dating. Trolls. Reads what's written on the screen. He can't read rendezvous. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in dating. 80% British. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You should be allowed to have standards just don't be a dick about it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says he's seen uglier chicks.
25:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations. Compares not being able to have kids to not being able to get an erection.
28:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Doctors earn lots of money regardless of Gender. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Gender relations. Feminists should be fighting for equality fir women under sha'ria law. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fragile masculinity. Gender relations. Simp shaming.
33:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sugar daddy culture. Gender relations and income.
35:47:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about discovering he was goth. Gender relations. Biological clock. Menopause. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene turns people into assholes. Sex is nit a need it's a want. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
39:37:
The fight keeps men interested in women. Men don't want a submissive woman. Moar beer.
40:51:
Can crush for the fans. Gender relations dating scene. Makes his drink combination. 21 and up taco Bell action. Back to the video.
42:55:
Gender relations dating scene and getting old. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Raiding kids is difficult. Back to the video.
45:30:
He keeps talking about not being able to get hard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Having a drink to slow down his thought process. Back to the video.
47:43:
He's getting sassy with the guy in the video. Gender relations dating scene. Back to the video.
49:56:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Female empowerment. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
51:47:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about getting attention from women that's not sexual. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would not spend $5k on a dating site. He would buy booze, take out and tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS.
55:02:
Gender relations Double standards in body hair. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in standards.
57:15:
Tacos about his Taco be order. He has ideas for more food hacks. Kobes likes Taco Bell because he likes church bells. Bell sperging. Fuck mass shootings. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to talking about dick not working and Menopause.
1:00:11:
Back to the video. Dick not working and Menopause. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his food order. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about tacos.
1:02:40:
Only having 2 beers. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in sex toys. Back to the video.
1:04:00:
Gender relations Double standards in aging. Slut shaming simp shaming. Creepy about women on the screen.
1:06:27:
Talks about his Taco Bell order. Fuck the trolls he will do more food reviews. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says the woman in the video isn't that ugly. Gender relations Double standards in being ugly.
1:09:52:
Talks about his personal Gender relations journey. Fuck violence against women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. He's waiting patiently until he has that older man vibes.
1:12:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Menopause and impotence. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations Double standards dating scene. Quotes love and vanity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his Taco Bell order.
1:15:20:
Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations Double standards in dating standards. Talks about his food order.
1:17:30:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are in more control of their breast size than men are of their height. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would fuck both of the chicks in the video if it was of age and consensual. He would make them chicken Alfredo and sneaky snake floats. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Dating scene.
1:21:40:
Talks about his drink combination and his donut burger. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Taco Bell and Taco John's. He is managing his resources better, changing clothes more frequently and drinking less. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:25:19:
Female empowerment. Godspeed ladies. Back to the video. Don't be in a rush to get married or have sex. He gets very sexual about his description of a woman here. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations .
1:39:00:
Talks about his favourite Taco Bell items. Has one more beer left. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Sings some of smooth by Santana. Back to the video for 2 seconds. KingSoapraJFS.
1:32:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about his of age Female fans contacting him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating website. It's ridiculous YouTube. Gender relations Double standards.
1:37:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Online dating catfishing. Double standards in standards.
1:39:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of meeting an of age female version of him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen in an Irish accent. Back to the video.
1:43:33:
Makes another drink combination. Back to the video. Cough up instead of cop out. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards I standards. 5 ft 9 inches dick. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:47:41:
Can crush for the fans. Moar beer. Beer piss.
1:50:48:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains relationships. Back to the video. He has a mango alcoholic drink to close out the stream. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women think Creepy men are rapists. Back to the video.
1:55:35:
Gender relations Double standards in standards with unexpected sneezes. Back to the video. Talks about his cigarettes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in standards. Just because Kobes is autistic doesn't mean he's retarded. Talks about his drink.
1:59:37:
Got an extra free Taco with his order today TMDWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink combination. Back to the video
2:05:10:
Women deserve just as much equal as everyone else. Stumbles to his kitchen to put his cups in the trash. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. He's very drunk and not making full sentences. Back to the video
2:09:28:
There is not someone out there for everyone. Saving the rest of his drink for later. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Waiting patiently for his of age goth chick of his dreams.
2:12:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about dick can't get hard again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
2:15:52:
Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Party scenario. Falling asleep. Back to the video. Falling asleep.
2:20:20:
Gender relations. System error.
2:21:26:
Smoke break.
2:25:42:
Returns. Back to the video. Ends stream when the video ends.
Start:
Reads off his Wendy's order. Wants to do a Taco John's food review on Sunday.
2:10:
Wendy's #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
3:26:
Shows off his burger. Eats burger like an apple. Shout outs to food review channels.
8:13:
If Wendy's hadn't fired him he wouldn't have started cobra craft hand made wands.
11:23:
Washing his hands and singing.
12:15:
Baconater fries. Adds ranch. Adds mayo. Licks mayo off his hands. Washes his hands again.
17:05:
Yukbang
Reads off his Wendy's order. Wants to do a Taco John's food review on Sunday.
2:10:
Wendy's #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
3:26:
Shows off his burger. Eats burger like an apple. Shout outs to food review channels.
8:13:
If Wendy's hadn't fired him he wouldn't have started cobra craft hand made wands.
11:23:
Washing his hands and singing.
12:15:
Baconater fries. Adds ranch. Adds mayo. Licks mayo off his hands. Washes his hands again.
17:05:
Yukbang
Q_Anon1001
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- Feb 22, 2021
There's talk in the rumor mill that one of his mods, spooky girl is going to be visiting him later this monthA shame. He could have made a fat black haired goth girl with a Jack Skellington tattoo hella happy.
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2021
While I'm pretty skeptical this is a real thing and not a gay-op, certain events have proven that people do fetishize cows.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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- Oct 14, 2017
He gave his last bangbuddy an infection. Whoever touches his donger gets whatever they have coming.
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- Aug 3, 2021
his head looks like a statically-charged balloon you bounced across a barber shop floor
Arealsomalipirate
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I can't edit/ make cool shit toobz, but I always thought of doctor finkelstein when I saw this pic. the second is goth badboy and his (of age and consenting) girlfriend, and the final of course is... GODAMNIT. Anyway sorry for the shit tier post TNWU
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George Costanza's desperate, pathetic hair kept him busy constantly dating, banging, and almost marrying beautiful, intelligent women. Cobes, on the other hand, looks like a geriatric junkie swamp wizard and his "dry spell" is approaching the close of its 4th year