Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

If Josh gives you some perspective on your own failings and it motivates you to improve your life, good for you, bud. Any reason to improve your life is good, regardless of how retarded the source is. Get a friend or a therapist, speaking to the internet about how you feel only opens you up to what you don't need.
It's more that powerlevelling is not allowed here, threads are for talking about the lolcows not ourselves. Revealing information about yourself in a lolcow's thread is a great way to get doxed too.
 
Looks like Kobes is trying to put Bitesize out of a job again with these short streams. Here's the one from today:
Start:
Puts on an Isayic Butterfield rage bait video. Sipping on water to hydrate.
1:29:
If it's of age and consensual who cares if you're in an age gap relationship? Double standards, men can't date old women. Kobes isn't here to judge. This dude just likes them old.
4:28:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell.
6:01:
21 is as low as Kobes goes.
8:14:
Kobes says the woman looks happy so as long as it's of age and consensual who cares.
9:22:
Kobes is sick of people judging other people's relationships. Social media is tahxic.
11:39:
Bullying someone on TikTok because they found love is what's wrong with society. We all grow old. The hate comments are because people are jealous of their relationship.
13:33:
Mentions getting bullied for crying about 9/11. Watches the video until the end and says no comment YouTube and ends the stream
 
FUCK MASS SHOOTINGS


the 5 reasons he gives for the "media not covering" this story are hilarious.
1. The shooter was black, not white
2. It wasn't an AR-15
3. Nobody died
4. Shootings are so common the media doesn't care anymore
5. Nobody died

side note: the shooter was released from jail. it wasn't a "shoot up a school" mass shooting, it was a black teen getting into a fight and pulling a pistol. https://archive.vn/MA4NT
 
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Nah the Reddit's problem is legitimate A-Logging; everything Cobes does is cranked up to the nth degree. He's on SSI? "THIS RETARD IS STEALING! HE SHOULD BE WORKING!" He embarrassed himself in school staring at women and chimped out when called out? "He's sexually assaulted people!" It's not entirely consistent, though, since the school thing gets brought up a lot, but the ol Barstool Boner Brush he's admitted to doesn't. the death of Mrs Green, a fucking insect, is constantly brought up as a legitimate example of "animal abuse". That time he crushed a bird to death isn't. Etc etc.

Now obviously, it's different people saying different things each time. But it does become a pattern that gets annoying to look at.
 
Maybe he's trying to recapture those glory days?

At this point, I think that’s largely why he does anything.

Nah the Reddit's problem is legitimate A-Logging; everything Cobes does is cranked up to the nth degree. He's on SSI? "THIS RETARD IS STEALING! HE SHOULD BE WORKING!" He embarrassed himself in school staring at women and chimped out when called out? "He's sexually assaulted people!" It's not entirely consistent, though, since the school thing gets brought up a lot, but the ol Barstool Boner Brush he's admitted to doesn't. the death of Mrs Green, a fucking insect, is constantly brought up as a legitimate example of "animal abuse". That time he crushed a bird to death isn't. Etc etc.

Now obviously, it's different people saying different things each time. But it does become a pattern that gets annoying to look at.

It started with the IP2/Pisstroopers crossover, brought a bunch of angry stupid fucks over from a subreddit that got shitcanned. They outnumbered a lot of the older crowd and their retardation became normal. Every time a new crop of people would come in after that, they’d just conform to that standard of behaviour. Now they’re at the point where they need to form new rules and be strict about them because these shitheads don’t know how to comport themselves.

I feel bad for BigEye. God bless him, he’s a fair and nice guy but that subreddit will be gone in a year or so. If there’s a way to lock down threads on KF, it should be done soon. I’m mostly tolerably autistic but these guys won’t be.
 
Nah the Reddit's problem is legitimate A-Logging; everything Cobes does is cranked up to the nth degree. He's on SSI? "THIS RETARD IS STEALING! HE SHOULD BE WORKING!" He embarrassed himself in school staring at women and chimped out when called out? "He's sexually assaulted people!" It's not entirely consistent, though, since the school thing gets brought up a lot, but the ol Barstool Boner Brush he's admitted to doesn't. the death of Mrs Green, a fucking insect, is constantly brought up as a legitimate example of "animal abuse". That time he crushed a bird to death isn't. Etc etc.

Now obviously, it's different people saying different things each time. But it does become a pattern that gets annoying to look at.

This is exactly what drove me away from there. I'm convinced the ones who are the most pissed at Josh are even bigger losers than he is.
 
"Gfuel maiden's blood" giving Cobes lipstick. Caffeine megadosing at midnight is most definitely what's up

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I feel bad for BigEye. God bless him, he’s a fair and nice guy but that subreddit will be gone in a year or so. If there’s a way to lock down threads on KF, it should be done soon. I’m mostly tolerably autistic but these guys won’t be.
Accounts can actually be specifically booted from singular threads if need be. Shouldn't be an issue going forward.
 
Getting close to the middle of the month, t00bz. Chances are he won't get term'd again from his new property managers as they would have already notified him September. My guess is like any low income housing management company, as long as the rent money gets transferred into their account, a tenant would have to break numerous or more severe stipulations in the lease agreement in order to get the boot.
 
Getting close to the middle of the month, t00bz. Chances are he won't get term'd again from his new property managers as they would have already notified him September. My guess is like any low income housing management company, as long as the rent money gets transferred into their account, a tenant would have to break numerous or more severe stipulations in the lease agreement in order to get the boot.

It's a little different in Wyoming, that. There's no statute on giving any notice for letting a lease run it's course and not renewing it. Often landlords will just do that instead of evicting tenants, it's just easier than court proceedings for some dumbfuck who yells all night long.
 
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