Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

mdrop22 said:
I'm still finishing up the full audio but there's one thing I'm unclear on. Did Alex call the cops on Josh claiming assault or did the baby mama/gf/whoever call for a wellness check on Alex? I was under the impression Alex was eventually picked up by police because they knew he was suicidal and was likely acting drunk and insane in public. If he did call the cops on Josh, he's an even bigger faggot than I thought. Imagine calling the cops over your buddy shoving you because you wouldn't leave his house.

The Discord chat is giving me strong Mumble chat (or whatever the fuck Chris Chan used in the early days) vibes. They all pretended to be his friend, and played different characters, etc. It's bad.
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Later on someone questions his logic on that and he agrees that it could have been Warlord's baby mama or one of his neighbours who called the cops.
 
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hundredthousand said:
Doesn't the fat cunt Courtney have kids? Maybe she should give them some attention instead of trying be queen bee of the discord spergs.
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If my kid was a blacked hamplanet I'd ignore her in favour of cobes too.
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mdrop22 said:
I'm still finishing up the full audio but there's one thing I'm unclear on. Did Alex call the cops on Josh claiming assault or did the baby mama/gf/whoever call for a wellness check on Alex? I was under the impression Alex was eventually picked up by police because they knew he was suicidal and was likely acting drunk and insane in public. If he did call the cops on Josh, he's an even bigger faggot than I thought. Imagine calling the cops over your buddy shoving you because you wouldn't leave his house.

The Discord chat is giving me strong Mumble chat (or whatever the fuck Chris Chan used in the early days) vibes. They all pretended to be his friend, and played different characters, etc. It's bad.
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In all honesty, probably a neighbor again. They called the cops when he had his drunk stream and this was way louder and much more intense.
 
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Spooky_Cash said:
Archive of drinking with Mr. Green.
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Start:
At the bar with the reddit ween. Shills tactical soap. No copyright infringement intended with the music.
1:30:
He's showing off that he twirled his moustache.
2:18:
Baseball joke. No drama Sundays. Talks about warlord.
3:05:
Hes still so mad warlord talked shit about Ozzy. Says warlord left his sleeping bag and his phone at his place. Shills tactical soap.
4:55:
You might be from Wyoming stand up routine.
6:09:
Drools on himself. Ignoring the trolls.
7:13:
Reddit ween gets him yo do a shout out to Bhad Bhabie. Says the Mrs. Green staff is fine.
8:30:
Kobes isn't homophobic.
9:23:
Twirling his moustache and shilling God of war beard oil.
11:10:
Talking about Doc Holliday.
12:22:
Moar beer.
Lenin Lime did an edit of the call
 
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I hope this fucking ween got nits off of Kobes hat and covid off of Warlord's mask. Congratulations, you fucked with a literal exceptional individual for internet ass pats, dude should kill himself.
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implying Josh is perceptive enough to understand he's being mocked.

Dude has fed him twice now, bought him beers, gave him a bottle, and gotten him out of the house into a social setting for the first time in a while. Mr. Green is the best thing to happen to Josh in years.

Its no coincidence that the day after HBM enters the cobraverse Josh stands up for himself and ragdolls Warlord.

DrNow said:
I’ve always hated Warlord, skeevy deadbeat moocher. This isn’t the first time I’ve unironically rooted for Cobes.
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The funny thing is that josh doesn't even like him. He looks at him like he wants to wring his neck every time he talks lol.

Thomas Highway said:
Watching Dark Lord's antics, archiving them and enjoying them is fine.

Actively getting involved in order to sarcastically repeat Cobraisms while checking his phone for Reddit upvotes is not.
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Pretty sure he was reading chat not checking reddit.
 
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Btw Courtney lives at 1501 Ann St, Wilmington, NC.

confirmed by comparing this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oywyiHcAXqo
to google maps street view

Literally the easiest person to "doxx" on the planet, sorry if it's already public knowledge here.

'Fucking why fucking the fuck why fucking wouldn't I put everything out with my name out there? I fucking don't fucking have fucking any fucking thing to hide. I fucking don't use fucking screen fucking names because I fucking don't do any fucking thing to fucking worry the fuck about.' - Mrs Courtney Neidt before making racist remarks about Albanians.
 
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Someone mentioned him losing his etsy and shit, i am a bit outta the loop, wut happened?
 
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Someone mentioned him losing his etsy and shit, i am a bit outta the loop, wut happened?
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krysbenwah said:
He owes money for undelivered wands, so his store his down until he pays it back.
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He replaced the missing wands and sent them out to the customer who made the complaint. His Etsy is back up, his TeeSpring is still shut down.

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ConsoleWarVet said:
Josh telling the cops he gave warlord tactical soap for his date with an of-age girl on Sunday is killing me, this leaked call is great.
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Jord's perception that everyone (at least in town) is aware of who he is and thus the importance of a bar of Tactical Soap™ (nawwt a sponsor...) is one of my favorite traits of his. Like once they realize Alex cocked an attitude after receiving THE Bond soap will make it apparent how fucking serious shit got.
 
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