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Watching people fawn over this clout chaser who keeps showing up at his house is fucking pathetic.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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eaglesfan665
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is cologne huffing an actual thing? never heard of it before cobra
Also: mr green asked and cobes said he was in office administration at job corps
Also: mr green asked and cobes said he was in office administration at job corps
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Yeah aerosol colognes like Axe can fuck you up. Someone had theirs upside down in their gym locker once and walking near the cloud could give you a headache.
EDIT: Matt Green either is lurking or posts here. What's up, man? It's funny how Cobes didn't change at all in a sincerely regular person's presence.
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pedos get his dick hard must be why he mods them
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Here's Kobes streams from yesterday and the last one from Sunday:
Start:
Drinking his drink combination from earlier. Reading chat.
1:30:
Talks about why he's not worried about getting rejected by every girl he ever had a crush on. He has a legion if of age fan girls. Chicks dig him because he cares about women and because he can sing.
4:18:
Reading texts. Talks about his ringtone.
6:10:
Not an alcoholic.
7:20:
Reading chat.
8:07:
Kobes accepts his mortality and he's living his life to the fullest. Fuck the trolls. Harry Potter says it best. I love magic. Talks about his fan girls. Singing random lines from songs.
10:25:
Can't finish his new album until he's over his flu. Social media is tahxic. Talking about being famous. He flagged an archive of the video of him and warlord fighting. People who upload his videos are clout chasers.
12:58:
Saving his PayPal money for Halloween. He's going to smear tactical soap on his green phantom costume and go to the bar.
15:25:
His singing voice isn't back yet.
16:20:
Waiting patiently on the dating scene.
18:30:
Bragging about being able to sing like the Beatles, Elvis and Johnny Cash.
Q9:40:
Looking in his drink and laughing to himself.
21:10:
Even if you're not a YouTube celebrity like Kobes, don't feel bad when women reject you. Danny Filth shriek.
22:45:
Talks about his sound. Ava grawnday metal.
23:58:
Lists off the songs he has for his new album. Talks about garage band, get studio time if you can afford it. Plays ones of his songs.
26:18:
Talks about his layers. Back to the song.
26:50:
Bells and religion. Back to the song.
28:10:
Once he's over his flu he will have his singing voice back in pristine condition. Not in a rush to finish his album. Plays an organ piece that an of age fan girl sent him.
31:25:
Blames his flu for him not being able to finish his album. Talks about garage band.
33:03:
Back to the song.
34:12:
Kobes likes making albums. Says he wants to write stories. Says he is funny so he could definitely do a comedy album. Pony joke.
35:35:
Talking about getting bullied in school and how he graduated barely. Boglim life advice fir high school kids.
38:58:
High school bullying is stupid YouTube. He keeps looking in his drink.
40:20:
Talks about his drink combination. Talks about his ideal g fuel flavour.
42:30:
Cobra sperging.
47:11:
Plays a clip from his song troll slayer that has a king cobra growl in it. Plays more of the song. He was layering back in 2012. Coof c9of.
49:49:
Puts on another song with machine gun sounds because all is fair in love and war.
51:36:
Kobes music is not for everyone. Plays another clip from a song. Talks about when his dog chance died. Says he's noticed his sound has gotten progressively better with each album.
53:58:
Kobes isn't going to let the haters or warlord ruin his Halloween. Reads chat. Says he doesn't have coof, tryst me bro. Bragging that he can braid his hair. Says he's getting vaccinated once he's over his flu.
56:33:
Doesn't know when he's going to release his new album because you can't rush a good album.
58:20:
Dry spell cope and coofing. Moar alcohol and g fuel. Reading chat.
1:03:26:
Shills his PayPal. Kobes wouldn't have sex with a hoover because he could have of age consensual sex with a regular woman.
1:04:53:
Leftover pizza Yukbang. Trolls. Says when he puked on discord it went on his hands and nine of it went on his clothes.
1:08:19:
Talks about his ideal g fuel flavour #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement maybe a sponsor some day.
1:11:38:
Claims Alicia has a boyfriend because of his magic. Dry spell cope.
1:15:18:
Talks about his hair braid, doesn't care if he's going bald. Poot. Back to talking about Alicia.
1:17:50:
Dating scene rant. He's so bitter that Alicia is alive. He keeps saying faggot in his dating scene rant. I don't think he can switch it off after calling warlord a faggot 50 times the other day.
1:25:00:
Bitching about women. Whispers yo himself that he could pull chicks 4 times hotter. He's so bitter that Alicia is alive.
1:26:55:
Gender relations Double standards in body shaaaaaming and rape.
1:28:06:
Sex is nit a need it's a want. You need to get laid culture. Bitching about women.
1:31:27:
Trolls and bullying. Chicks thought he was creepy in high school but he is a fine man who respects women and he learned this from Terrence Pop. Says he had plenty of chicks who want to fuck him so take that bitches who rejected him in high-school. Gender relations Double standards.
1:35:00:
Body shaaaaaming scenarios. Talking shit about people who work out.
1:39:38:
Get morbidly obese and see if your other half still finds you attractive. Kobes doesn't judge people by looks he judges people for their character.
1:41:27:
Chicks gravitate to Kobes because he does what he wants within reason. Shills g fuel. Reading chat.
1:46:40:
Twitching in silence
1:48:45:
Wink, creepy smile, its Halloween season.
1:51:44:
Spits some drink back into his cup. Finishes his drink. Says g fuel and alcohol gives him a weird feeling. Going to mail the staff on Tuesday. Talks about Mrs Green.
1:58:25:
Talks about getting rejected by chick's in high-school again. Don't let rejection get you down. Don't let society get you down YouTube. Chi ball.
Drinking his drink combination from earlier. Reading chat.
1:30:
Talks about why he's not worried about getting rejected by every girl he ever had a crush on. He has a legion if of age fan girls. Chicks dig him because he cares about women and because he can sing.
4:18:
Reading texts. Talks about his ringtone.
6:10:
Not an alcoholic.
7:20:
Reading chat.
8:07:
Kobes accepts his mortality and he's living his life to the fullest. Fuck the trolls. Harry Potter says it best. I love magic. Talks about his fan girls. Singing random lines from songs.
10:25:
Can't finish his new album until he's over his flu. Social media is tahxic. Talking about being famous. He flagged an archive of the video of him and warlord fighting. People who upload his videos are clout chasers.
12:58:
Saving his PayPal money for Halloween. He's going to smear tactical soap on his green phantom costume and go to the bar.
15:25:
His singing voice isn't back yet.
16:20:
Waiting patiently on the dating scene.
18:30:
Bragging about being able to sing like the Beatles, Elvis and Johnny Cash.
Q9:40:
Looking in his drink and laughing to himself.
21:10:
Even if you're not a YouTube celebrity like Kobes, don't feel bad when women reject you. Danny Filth shriek.
22:45:
Talks about his sound. Ava grawnday metal.
23:58:
Lists off the songs he has for his new album. Talks about garage band, get studio time if you can afford it. Plays ones of his songs.
26:18:
Talks about his layers. Back to the song.
26:50:
Bells and religion. Back to the song.
28:10:
Once he's over his flu he will have his singing voice back in pristine condition. Not in a rush to finish his album. Plays an organ piece that an of age fan girl sent him.
31:25:
Blames his flu for him not being able to finish his album. Talks about garage band.
33:03:
Back to the song.
34:12:
Kobes likes making albums. Says he wants to write stories. Says he is funny so he could definitely do a comedy album. Pony joke.
35:35:
Talking about getting bullied in school and how he graduated barely. Boglim life advice fir high school kids.
38:58:
High school bullying is stupid YouTube. He keeps looking in his drink.
40:20:
Talks about his drink combination. Talks about his ideal g fuel flavour.
42:30:
Cobra sperging.
47:11:
Plays a clip from his song troll slayer that has a king cobra growl in it. Plays more of the song. He was layering back in 2012. Coof c9of.
49:49:
Puts on another song with machine gun sounds because all is fair in love and war.
51:36:
Kobes music is not for everyone. Plays another clip from a song. Talks about when his dog chance died. Says he's noticed his sound has gotten progressively better with each album.
53:58:
Kobes isn't going to let the haters or warlord ruin his Halloween. Reads chat. Says he doesn't have coof, tryst me bro. Bragging that he can braid his hair. Says he's getting vaccinated once he's over his flu.
56:33:
Doesn't know when he's going to release his new album because you can't rush a good album.
58:20:
Dry spell cope and coofing. Moar alcohol and g fuel. Reading chat.
1:03:26:
Shills his PayPal. Kobes wouldn't have sex with a hoover because he could have of age consensual sex with a regular woman.
1:04:53:
Leftover pizza Yukbang. Trolls. Says when he puked on discord it went on his hands and nine of it went on his clothes.
1:08:19:
Talks about his ideal g fuel flavour #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement maybe a sponsor some day.
1:11:38:
Claims Alicia has a boyfriend because of his magic. Dry spell cope.
1:15:18:
Talks about his hair braid, doesn't care if he's going bald. Poot. Back to talking about Alicia.
1:17:50:
Dating scene rant. He's so bitter that Alicia is alive. He keeps saying faggot in his dating scene rant. I don't think he can switch it off after calling warlord a faggot 50 times the other day.
1:25:00:
Bitching about women. Whispers yo himself that he could pull chicks 4 times hotter. He's so bitter that Alicia is alive.
1:26:55:
Gender relations Double standards in body shaaaaaming and rape.
1:28:06:
Sex is nit a need it's a want. You need to get laid culture. Bitching about women.
1:31:27:
Trolls and bullying. Chicks thought he was creepy in high school but he is a fine man who respects women and he learned this from Terrence Pop. Says he had plenty of chicks who want to fuck him so take that bitches who rejected him in high-school. Gender relations Double standards.
1:35:00:
Body shaaaaaming scenarios. Talking shit about people who work out.
1:39:38:
Get morbidly obese and see if your other half still finds you attractive. Kobes doesn't judge people by looks he judges people for their character.
1:41:27:
Chicks gravitate to Kobes because he does what he wants within reason. Shills g fuel. Reading chat.
1:46:40:
Twitching in silence
1:48:45:
Wink, creepy smile, its Halloween season.
1:51:44:
Spits some drink back into his cup. Finishes his drink. Says g fuel and alcohol gives him a weird feeling. Going to mail the staff on Tuesday. Talks about Mrs Green.
1:58:25:
Talks about getting rejected by chick's in high-school again. Don't let rejection get you down. Don't let society get you down YouTube. Chi ball.
Short video. Shows off the autographed vest from job corps that he is giving to the person who bought the Mrs Green staff along with the free wand and tactical soap.
Start:
Drinking grape g fuel. Not an alcoholic. Mrs Green staff is in the mail.
1:16:
A fan sent him a lathe and shop vac. Says he won't have to collect sticks any more.
2:35:
Talks about g fuel #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement reads chat.
3:59:
Opens the boxes for the lathe and shop vac. Says homedad Clint is going to help him figure out how to use the lathe. Rearranges his work bench.
7:40:
Winded himself lifting the box
9:12:
Texting g fuel #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement homedad Clint is going to help him use the lathe. He gave homedad Clint a bar of tactical soap because his birthday was in September
Drinking grape g fuel. Not an alcoholic. Mrs Green staff is in the mail.
1:16:
A fan sent him a lathe and shop vac. Says he won't have to collect sticks any more.
2:35:
Talks about g fuel #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement reads chat.
3:59:
Opens the boxes for the lathe and shop vac. Says homedad Clint is going to help him figure out how to use the lathe. Rearranges his work bench.
7:40:
Winded himself lifting the box
9:12:
Texting g fuel #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement homedad Clint is going to help him use the lathe. He gave homedad Clint a bar of tactical soap because his birthday was in September
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Pardon my autism but I couldn't help notice something.
Worth noting this one has a pair of Cobras on the back.
Maybe this is just weird to me since I don't wear branded clothing ever but it seems kinda odd to wear two t-shirts from some no name clothing company just as you are coincidentally appearing on cobes stream both times. I dunno I'm a schizo.
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Once Bitten Twice Shy tee
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Maybe this is just weird to me since I don't wear branded clothing ever but it seems kinda odd to wear two t-shirts from some no name clothing company just as you are coincidentally appearing on cobes stream both times. I dunno I'm a schizo.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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As far as I can remember, the handful the Reddit dug up are. Richie Reict he mentions all the time is a certified mongoloid for sure.
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Looks like we have a match for Matthew Green. Could be wrong tho.
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Chances this is some viral marketing stunt? Seems kinda stupid to do unless you wanted it to be noticed.
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Seems like a stretch to me. If he wanted to promote this, I'm sure he could have done more to get it noticed. He's said that he wished he could have used a fresh burner account on reddit to post.
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Mr Green has been following Cobra since at least Feb 2019. This is one hell of a long con marketing ploy.
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In all honesty I did not even know there was anything on the back of the shirt, considering you always see the front side. The backs of those shirts is the selling point and they look like interesting tattoo art too. Plus it fits in with the Cobra theme of Josh liking tattoos.
Seems like an expensive marketing stunt so that I can look at the front bland side of those shirts.
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In all honesty I did not even know there was anything on the back of the shirt, considering you always see the front side. The backs of those shirts is the selling point and they look like interesting tattoo art too. Plus it fits in with the Cobra theme of Josh liking tattoos.
Seems like an expensive marketing stunt so that I can look at the front bland side of those shirts.
D_Tractor
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Guaranteed Mr green's MOS starts with 46. Glow in the dark CIA nigger in training. I can smell them 1000 miles away.
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Ok I'm fairly certain this isn't him. Here's this guy's YT Link
I've archived it all just in case but like I said pretty certain it's a different guy.
Pics on the midnight co. are credited to a "Michael Flynn" but idk
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You're probably right, it's likely the generic douchebag facial hair that fooled me.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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Didn't this exact same thing play out once before? Some shitty horror director and a vape shop? Anyone remember? it happened but the guy didn't get anywhere close to the screen time Green did. Big fat bastard.
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Josh can't even open a tuna can when he's sober. How the fuck is he going to operate a lathe wasted? If Josh doesn't maim himself first, the entire apartment will be a tinderbox inside a month.
"Well toobs, I lost my finger. It is what it is though."
*Wand with index finger encased in modge podge: $666*
"Well toobs, I lost my finger. It is what it is though."
*Wand with index finger encased in modge podge: $666*
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That's not gothic enough toobz!
He should at least try to boil the flesh of to make a sick skeleton wand or some shit.
As long as he doesn't use it drunk (Rainbow.png) and has the same fear/respect for it that he has for the legal system, maybe he won't get injured at all (which I would hope so, if Clint gets him trained on that thing).
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he's going to let it sit in that box for a few months anyway I bet. Dude is just plain lazy. Once it is out, he will use it twice
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This call got me thinking, it would probably be completely soul crushing to Kobes, or anyone to find out they have been the butt of a joke for so many years. At this stage I think it would be better if he never realised it.