Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Ellesse_warrior said:
This call got me thinking, it would probably be completely soul crushing to Kobes, or anyone to find out they have been the butt of a joke for so many years. At this stage I think it would be better if he never realised it.
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Josh knows. His ego is a wall for that kind of stuff, like self affirmation. It’s why it’s so strong, it matches the level in which people fuck on him.
 
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Calling it; the Alicia Rhodey shit is far more interesting than the Warlord fight. What a roller coaster that was.

Ellesse_warrior said:
This call got me thinking, it would probably be completely soul crushing to Kobes, or anyone to find out they have been the butt of a joke for so many years. At this stage I think it would be better if he never realised it.
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Debatably Jord is keenly aware; when he gets drunk enough he'll lose his shit screaming he knows he's ugly and retarded and won't be fucking again. When he cracked out Shon he would really lay into his very real faults and respond with telling the doll to shut up.

He's delusional to a very large extent, but I think he's aware of how most people view him.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Calling it; the Alicia Rhodey shit is far more interesting than the Warlord fight. What a roller coaster that was.


Debatably Jord is keenly aware; when he gets drunk enough he'll lose his shit screaming he knows he's ugly and exceptional and won't be fucking again. When he cracked out Shon he would really lay into his very real faults and respond with telling the doll to shut up.

He's delusional to a very large extent, but I think he's aware of how most people view him.
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Using Shon as a vessel of self awareness is one of the really interesting things about Kobes. Shon is like a horcrux Kobes put the bits of him he doesn't like into and accidently created a separate evil entity he can't control
 
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Alabastr_Dragonoid said:
I know everyone is having a laugh at this lathe business. But he is without a doubt, going to get drunk and fuck himself up with it live on YouTube. Or that faggoty discord will get him to hurt himself with it.
Even though he has his faults, I would like to see cobies pull out of this spiral and succeed as much as someone like him possibly can. I wish that lathe would have never been sent to him.
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Why does everyone seem to be an expert on lathes and know they’re dangerous except me? What’s the big deal with these fucking things?
 
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PillCosby said:
Why does everyone seem to be an expert on lathes and know they’re dangerous except me? What’s the big deal with these fucking things?
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Imagine a person who has a near decades long (probably life long) inability to use a hand powered can opener. A man that is so mechanically inept that he has to have someone else replace the tire on his bike (front and back). He has no ability to fix a car nor any real experience with a car. No known wood working experience outside of home made wands. Now imagine this same person was given a power tool that spun a hunk of wood next to a stationary bar designed to hold a sharp carving tool, the perfect pinch point. A person who is also famous for having long hair and long clothing, which the spinning machine could grab on.
 
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PillCosby said:
Why does everyone seem to be an expert on lathes and know they’re dangerous except me? What’s the big deal with these fucking things?
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Imagine the torque and power of like a car's axel, but exposed . Now imagine being a drunk boglim and getting your arm caught in a car's moving axel.

Edit: just go to LiveLeak and type in lathe
 
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Maybe I'm giving Clint too much credit because although he seems okay with his son destroying his organs with alcohol, research chemicals, and paint fumes all the while broadcasting his idiocy to the internet for nigh on a decade, I would hope that Clint sees the obvious hazard of setting up and allowing Josh to operate a lathe. Maybe it would help Cobra Craft Wands increase the quality or production of their goods but for I am praying to my Sky God that Homedad would set up the lathe at his home and allow Josh to use it under supervision until he knows how to use it correctly.
 
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Why is it when I go away for a couple days, something amazing happens in the Cobraverse? This is the third time now. Either way....

Sparkley said:
Maybe I'm giving Clint too much credit because although he seems okay with his son destroying his organs with alcohol, research chemicals, and paint fumes all the while broadcasting his idiocy to the internet for nigh on a decade, I would hope that Clint sees the obvious hazard of setting up and allowing Josh to operate a lathe. Maybe it would help Cobra Craft Wands increase the quality or production of their goods but for I am praying to my Sky God that Homedad would set up the lathe at his home and allow Josh to use it under supervision until he knows how to use it correctly.
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I hope Clint makes Josh move the wnd workshop back into his garage. I know Cobes hated to go over there to ship them but he will badly injure himself if not.
 
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PillCosby said:
Why does everyone seem to be an expert on lathes and know they’re dangerous except me? What’s the big deal with these fucking things?
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Do you expect Cobes to use it effectively? All it takes is for him is to lean a little too close to it and his beard is caught.
 
Ellesse_warrior said:
This call got me thinking, it would probably be completely soul crushing to Kobes, or anyone to find out they have been the butt of a joke for so many years. At this stage I think it would be better if he never realised it.
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I don't think his ego would let him process such concepts. Dark Lord is amazingly stunted, and there are no signs of this getting better.
 
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