🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Reddit fags weighing in on the Frostys reviews:
"It's not us!!!"
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RL Steinbeck said:
I got the vibe that this was probably one of those guys that hangs out at the bar so often he thinks he works there. Probably simping after the bartender and saw an opportunity to try to impress her by acting tough. But whether or not there’s any truth to that, picking on an autistic velvet phantom (who happens to smell good) is pretty lame no matter how you slice it.
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the way he was acting; i think it might be a worker and cobra just lied about it. cobra lies a shit ton.
 
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Reddit fags weighing in on the Frostys reviews:
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Can confirm the Kiwifarms discord has been pulling shit like this since Josh was getting calls at work about staring at underage girls at Wendy's and when he leaked his house phone in the basement of Clints place. Trust me, I have like 300k karma on reddit.

Kiwifarms Discord has been the backbone of the trolling communities attacks on cobra since he started youtube back in the early 2010s.
 
So there's been boglim reviews for Frostys for the past 6 months. It's probably not bc of the MATI stream. Just sayin.
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Looks like the lathe is out of the box and on the work bench now. Gotta bad feeling about this, hope Josh manages to keep all his dirty little fingers
 
Here's the first stream from Halloween:

Start:
He's fixing his Halloween mask . Talks about going to Frostys last night. People noticed his tactical soap. People ripping on his costume ate being halloweenies. A troll told him to stop raping people. Shows off his anti rape shirt. Puts on a Sydney Watson video for 2 seconds. Tik tok famous means nothing.
3:37:
Gets rum. Says someone yelled fuck cobra cult from a car yesterday at him. Might go to the bar later today. Mixing g fuel and rum. Don't let halloweenies ruin your Halloween.
5:41:
Talks about his ideal g fuel flavour. Tropical cobra g fuel TWU. Tik tok has ruined people's sense of humour because tik tok videos aren't funny. Back to talking about tropical cobra g fuel.
8:33:
Talks about Sydney Watson. Back to the video. For 3 seconds. Kobes talks about why he unsubscribed from Elijah Schaffer. Christianity rant.
12:54:
Talks about Obie. Moar rum. Don't let assholes crap on your favourite holiday. Talks about hating Christmas. Kobes wants world peace and legal weed everywhere for Christmas. Turns off his phone after it rings. Says he's going to take Darfliny out for a beer later. Talks about going to frostys yesterday. Dream house
17:51:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Sydney Watsons dog. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the video response he did yesterday and schools turning kids gay.
20:01:
Growing up in the 90s. Talks about his donut burger . Back to the video for 2 seconds. Children dancing on social media is creepy. Imagination daughter child abuse scenario. Dry spell cope. Social diseases. Does his spotted dick joke.
24:10:
Black Friday. Kobes wants nothing for Christmas because world peace and legal weed everywhere are too hard to achieve. He wants to sell more anti rape shirts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains why tik tok isn't soft core porn. Going to hang out with Darfliny later. Back to the video.
27:37:
Hormones in food making kids go into puberty early, FDA rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Social media is tahxic. Kobes doesn't let the haters get to him and he's not an alcoholic. Shills his po box.
31:31:
Kobes won't let the trolls ruin his Halloween. Talks about fixing his mask. Gorilla glue #notasponsor you might be from Wyoming jokes.
33:26:
Kobes would fuck Dolly Parton if it was consensual. Bragging about being able to sing country music. I want a duet with Kobes and Chantal singing Islands in the stream.
35:41:
Back to the video. Being a famous youtuber is hard work. Don't let the haters stop you. Talks about the food he got in his last care package. Talks about a party sub hack he wants to do. Back to the video.
39:05:
Kobes talks about aging and Ozzy. KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about apps.
42:10:
Billie Eliajh's hair. He's very creepy about Billie Eliajh. Female empowerment. Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
48:06:
Back to the video. Tik Tok reactions are dumb. Flexing and showing off his tattoos. Gets annoyed with a thing that falls off his desk. Going to get a monster logo tattoo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains tik tok. Back to the video.
52:40:
Kobes thinks demon genders are hilarious. Bragging about summoning Isuzu last Halloween in Highland cemetery. Laughing at demon genders. Back to the video.
1:00:23:
Explains you can't claim demon genders unless you let yourself get possessed by demons. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Laughing at demon genders, not here to judge. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Demon sperg.
1:06:30:
Ordering food. Doesn't work first time. Wants outlaw dip. Argues with chat about what a food hack is. Back to the video. Moar alcohol.
1:17:00:
Talking about women identifying as dolls. Raven sperg. Back to the video, points out the girl in the video has a lazy eye. Back to the video. Believing you're a tree is not mental illness. Back to the video.
1:26:38:
Weirdly aggressive about a tik tok video. Pronouns for attention. Based terf Kobes. Hypocrite trannys. Back to the video.
1:31:40:
Says some people on tik tok might legitimately have tourists or autism. Nothing else to do during the pandemic but watch tik tok. Back to the video. Making fun of a DID tik tok video.
1:35:40:
Rant about people larping as artists. Says he was dx'd at 13. Trans disabled rant. Race relations and trans racial rant. Scenario of trans golden retriever dog fucker. Talking about the person who said fuck cobra cult out if the car. Its illegal to hit people with autism.
1:42:23:
Food arrived. Burger King #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement reads his order. Checks his order. Tries a spicy nugget. He didn't get jalapeño bites but they gave him extra nuggets. Ears a bag of nuggets .
1:47:05:
Ears the fries, talking about the nuggets. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns. Talks about his food hack. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Lgbt rant. Back to the video.
1:51:26:
Drinks fries while complaining about todays generation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the nuggets.
1:53:36:
Assembling burger hack. Eats a burger bun. It keeps falling apart.
1:57:11:
Behold the monster burger. Eats the burger like an apple.
1:59:38:
Saving the burger for later. Talks about no jalapeño poppers. Talks about his burger. Forgot yo put the sauces on it. Saving them for later. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his food hack and the nuggets.
2:07:26:
Making fun of tik tok videos. People too obsessed with labels and being famous.
2:10:37:
Kobes trying to figure out egosexual . Back to the video. Nothing wrong with being a furry as long as you're nit creeping on kids. Talks about getting bullied for being goth.
2:15:20:
Peer pressure scenario. Pronouns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Normal doesn't exist . Munchies are sickening. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans disabled. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Munchausen's jokes. Compares it to giving an arsonist a lighter. Back to the video.
2:21:30:
Trans disabled is Munchausen's. Parrots what's said in the video. Talks about the nuggets. Complaining about temporary fast food items. Back to the video.
2:24:05:
People don't want attention for their disorders. Muh autism. Munchausen's caused by society. Back to the video.
2:26:50:
Talking about people lying about having cancer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People lie on social media to make their lives look better. Talks about being YouTube famous. He has the hiccups. Back to the video.
2:29:36:
He wanted to be a famous musician when he was a kid and he has achieved that to a degree. Bragging about being a famous youtuber. Talks about Mr. Beast. Kobes doesn't do it fir the fame. Back to the video.
2:33:00:
Says his food wasn't as spicy as the jerky. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pet semetary voice. Talks about Ouija board in Highland cemetery last Halloween. Back to the video.
2:36:01:
Talks about his parents nit wanting him to be goth. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Genders fir attention. Bullied for being goth.
2:39:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about family guy. Talks about Hollywood. Says there is snow on the ground right now. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Talks about depression. Talks about Stephanie.
2:42:50:
Complaining about women. He's so rude about Stephanie.
2:47:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Bitching about women on social media. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to talking about Stephanie.
2:52:18:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat.
2:56:56:
Crying about Billie Eliajh. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Halloween joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about Sydney Watson. Back to the video.
3:00:15:
Puts cbd in the fridge because he spilled it all over his desk. Cleans up. Back to the video.
3:02:25:
Nicocado avocado and Eugenia Cooney are glamourizing eating disorders. He wants to hug Eugenia and tell her she's not fat. Talks shut about Nicocado. Not an alcoholic. Moar alcohol. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
3:09:14:
Liquor Halloween piss.
3:10:57:
Returns. Talks about tik tok. Kobes doesn't think kids should be on social media. He's answering Sydney Watson's questions in the video. Gender relations and underwear. Kobes would fuck the chick in the underwear commercial he's watching.
3:14:52:
Scenario of dude stealing women's underwear. Back to the video. Gender relations and underwear.
3:18:38:
Kobes is free balling. Back to gender relations and underwear.
3:24:17:
Sex is not a need it's a want. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video. Gender relations Double standards in underwear. Graphic sexual scenario. Gender relations Double standards.
I wish he would do 3 1 hour streams instead of 1 3 hour stream. Anything over 2 1/2 hours is a pain in the ass to archive here
 
Here's two more of the streams from Halloween:
Start:
Talking about Stephanie, says people have what he was trying to say Twisted when he was talking about her before. He is a professional wand maker and a tactical soap salesman and youtuber so he has a job. Reads a text t from a troll.
3:57:
Reads his reply to the troll. Fuck suicide, told the troll to kill themselves. People who tell him to kill himself are looking for attention.
6:00:
Says his mask is dry going to go out with Darfliny later. Back to talking about Stephanie. He regrets cheating on her and says he sympathises with her depression.
7:46:
He doesn't care if Stephanie has a boyfriend. Says people only watch Stephanie's videos because she used to date him.
10:32:
Waiting patiently for an of age cis woman. Sniffing his drink in silence.
12:18:
Contradicts what he said in his previous video and says sometimes talking about your depression helps. Says he's not depressed he's having good day today. Fuck suicide. Ignore the haters.
15:54:
Reads through the rest of the texts. He told the troll to kill themselves. Fuck suicide. Trolls.
17:55:
Back to talking about Stephanie and gives advice on dealing with depression. Talks about going out with Darfliny later.
20:05:
Says people only watch Stephanie's channel because she used to date him. Says maybe Stephanie's boo thang can help her with her depression.
22:45:
Bitching about women.
24:03:
Talks about when he was dating Stephanie. Says he was always around chicks growing up because he had a relative who taught gymnastics. He's very creepy talking about this. Dry spell cope.
28:02:
Twirling his moustache. Its lopsided. Bans a troll from chat. You're not even my real dad dude. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell.
30:10:
Old lady with dead husband scenario.
31:55:
Says everyone had depression, people don't like hearing the truth. Trolls should leave Stephanie alone. Talks about getting a lathe and shop vac from a fan. He's telling it like it is not talking shit about Stephanie.
35:07:
Gives dating advice. Trolls.
38:10:
Checking out his hair.
38:50:
Guitar shredding.
48:39:
Bragging about his guitar shredding and sub count to own the trolls. Back to guitar shredding.
55:13:
Dry spell cope and bragging about his guitar shredding. Back to shredding. He doesn't claim to be the greatest guitar player alive but his shredding skills have gotten so much better. Back to shredding.
>Troll should kill themself
> Fuck suicide
LMAO
Start:
At the bar, pronouns rant. Wearing his green phantom costume. Trolls go fuck yourselves. Waiting on Darfliny.
1:50:
Talks about climate change and global warming. Ghost face in his beer.
3:26:
Messing with his mask. Can't let the haters get to you. Might take a break from drinking after tonight. Trolls rant.
5:10:
Talks about his Burger King food hack. KingSoapraJFS.
6:57:
Talking about meeting of age chicks at a bar.
8:50:
Talking about the ghost in his beer again. Chilling out at Frostys TWU. People are calling him, he's not answering while he's streaming. Gets pissed off because someone in chat brings up Jeffrey Dahmer.
11:37:
Gives advice for dealing with depression. Coof coof. Shout out to his Patreons. Can't let the haters get to you. People who are more special needs than he is get bullied on YouTube.
15:23:
Shout out to people who sent money to his PayPal. Cultural appropriation and football.
17:29:
Shows off the pool table. Shoots some pool.
24:09:
Smoke break. Does his intro again while he's smoking. A woman in the background laughs and he says he made her laugh. Tombstone. Trolls. KingSoapraJFS.
27:52:
Halloween themed jokes. Wyoming jokes. He's doing his full stand up routine.
34:19:
Shills tactical soap. Moar beer. Talks about his goatee. Peter Griffin impression. Pronouns. Shar'ia law. Gender relations Double standards in shaving and underwear commercials.
39:06:
Talks about cradle of filth and Ozzy. Talks about his tattoos. Be respectful to bartenders.
41:45:
Gives dating advice. People keep calling him. So the stream keeps jumping.
45:00:
Talks about Summer. Trolls.
47:42:
Stream video froze. Still talking about trolls. Family guy voices.
51:10:
Sings all of me. Video comes back. Vocal cover medley. Says his vocal covers are quite legendary.
55:01:
KingSoapraJFS
57:26:
Video goes black again. Says he'll do what he wants with his money. Talks about the burger King spicy nuggets. Talks about his costume.
59:18:
Apologises to someone for the trolls calling. Puts on his mask. He orders another pitcher but the waitress says they are closing.
1:03:18:
Dude starts giving Kobes shit for the troll calls. Kobes tells him to leave him alone because he's autistic. Says he knows the owner of Frostys.
1:05:47:
Apologises on stream to Frostys and ranting about trolls. Ranting about trolls as he leaves.
1:07:57:
Ranting about the dude who was giving him shit at the bar. Trolls rant.
1:09:26:
Waving his knife around on stream. Not a threat though. Says the dude was sensing his alpha male energy and got intimidated. Trolls rant. It was time to leave Frostys anyways.
 
Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance is a Cobra fan
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cumonchrist is Deathbed Tapes aka Alex Ford
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Who is Chauncey? (answer)

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TWU. I'm not a mcr fan, but it is cool to see a real life gothic rock star watch our little guy.
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There was all this talk of an influx of new people after Jord was on MATI but it's been quieter than ever around this piece.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance is a Cobra fan
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cumonchrist is Deathbed Tapes aka Alex Ford
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Who is Chauncey?

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Chauncey is the guy who was on Seizurerobot5000s favorite Cobra moments episode of snakebones. He streams Cobra stuff on Twitch sometimes, I've watched a couple of his vids it's nothing super interesting. He used to work for bands/labels in some capacity I'm not sure doing what but including MCR.

Somehow I glossed over Gerard Way owning a Cobra Craft Wand and green cock holster and that's almost funnier than him listening to the music.
 
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