Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

That 50 year old chronic masturbator from a 19th century sexology book smells good.
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Here's Kobes streams from yesterday:
Short video. Ordered Papa John’s pizza. Lists off the toppings. Got Mountain Dew too. Garlic butter all over pizza. Papa John’s is the only pizza place that puts anchovies on pizzas. He keeps getting troll calls. Video cuts
Short video. He’s continuing his livestream on a private video because fuck the haters man. Complains about trolls while eating pizza. Shows off the stuffed crust cheese pull. It’s not great. His hands are shaking really badly especially when he tries to show the pizza slice close up. Does a better stuffed crust cheese pull. Complains about trolls. Saving the rest of the pizza for later. Says he’s been working on his music. Has some Mountain Dew. Refreshing.
Short video. Texting. Gives a circle of protection to a fan and shut outs to some fans. Shows off his new guitar. Guitar shredding. Big ups to the fans who sent him the guitar. Back to shredding.
Start:
Going to respond to a Sydney Watson rage bait tranny video. Starts the video straight away. He’s not really saying anything interesting just complaining about trannys and agreeing with Sydney Watson.
4:00:
KingSoapraJFS! Back to the video.
6:33:
Explains what is going on in the video. Kobes supports tranny rights but thinks you shouldn’t be allowed to transition until you are of age and able to pay for it yourself. People like the person in the video make trannys look bad. Drinking Mountain Dew instead of alcohol. Back to the video.
10:56:
No one wants to have to talk to their daughter about getting raped by trannys in bathrooms. Bathrooms are sacred spaces where we poop and pee. Back to the video for 2 seconds. There are lots of trannys and cross dressers who are just doing their think and people like the person in the video making them look bad. Back to the video.
13:15:
Kobes idea for a drinking game for when he watches videos like this. Back to the video.
14:40:
Kobes says girls getting raped by trannys in school bathrooms is why more people are home schooling their children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains what the video is about. Trannys shouldn’t be allowed in bathrooms of their preferred gender until they are fully transitioned or just make a separate tranny bathroom. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck Antifa. Back to the video.
18:46:
Kobes parrots what’s said in the video and explains what the video is about. Giving kids puberty blockers causes cancer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Schools teaching politics instead of normal subjects is the problem. They are there to educate the children not brain wash. Goths have a bad time too. Back to the video.
22:47:
Kobes parroting what’s said in the video. Back to the video.
23:50:
No matter how bad you want it, no, fuck rape dude. Eye twitching. This was fuckin weird. Back to the video. Kobes recommends his Brahma boots because they are great for kicking people in the balls. Back to the video.
26:57:
The boy in the video wouldn’t like someone to rape him. Treat others the way you want to be treated. The school let him get away with it the first time and should have locked him up. Kobes doesn’t care how badly you want sex, don’t force yourself on people. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell.
29:35:
Parrots what’s said in the video. When tranny’s rape they lose their rights. Tranny is sports rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Tranny at spa story. Kobes would tear off that trannys dick and feed it to him if that was his daughter. Puberty sucks worse for women than men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are more than tits and pussy so how come now dudes can just get these things and claim to be women. Back to the video.
35:14:
Tranny creeps making trannys look bad by raping women in bathrooms rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny bathroom sperging. Back to the video.
39:19:
Talking about people getting offended by t-shirt slogans. Modern women don’t realise they only have rights because previous generations of women fought for them. Talks about hairy armpits. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Saying women have vaginas isn’t transphobic because trannys get vaginas when they transition. Back to the video.
43:18:
Trannys in prison. Trannys should lose their pronoun rights the second they hurt someone and end up in prison. People using psycho babble to confuse people. Back to the video.
45:04:
Gun rights sperging. Talks about Dave Chapelle’s friend Daphne getting bullied by their own community and 41%ing themselves. Back to the video.
48:17:
Sneaky fake trannys trying to get into women’s prisons to get pussay. Back to the video.
51:47:
White racists making white people look bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Dave Chapelle making jokes about white people. Back to the video.
53:48:
Says there’s a big difference between making people feel included and giving people too much. Back to the video. Says what the fuck is it in response the a tranny on screen. Back to the video.
56:19:
Society creates marginalisation and privilege. Slavery bad. Fuck racism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Chapelle. Aunt Jemima is racists now.
1:00:10:
People pretending to be trannys ruining it for trannys. Bathroom sperging. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Victim hierarchy dumb, just accept that people suck and be nicer to everyone. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video.
1:05:12:
True equality will never happen. Some group will always be marginalised. Trannys bathroom sperging. Back to the video. People doing a feel sorry for me pissing contest. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Forced to accept trannys. Back to the video. Kobes supports trans and gay rights just don’t be a sicko about it. Fuck sickos.
 
Shout out to bitesize for throwing some really obscure lore in the Chris video. The guy shouting 9gag army was insufferable lol.

Shout out to cobes for continuing to yell about trannys despite getting demoniterization for it.

And finally shout out Clint for giving Josh a lathe safety course and informing him via Facebook so someone could post it on his subreddit. No idea why they insist on censoring the names even though everyone knows who it is.
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No idea why they insist on censoring the names even though everyone knows who it is.
It's a reddit wide policy. If you post full name FaceBook posts in any sub you run a risk of punishment from Reddit itself.
The r/HermanCainAwards had to tone down on it recently because they were just basically doxing dead boomers.
So even though we all know when it's Clint's or Josh's posts on FB, Reddit (and social media in general) doesn't give a shit.
 
It's a reddit wide policy. If you post full name FaceBook posts in any sub you run a risk of punishment from Reddit itself.
The r/HermanCainAwards had to tone down on it recently because they were just basically doxing dead boomers.
So even though we all know when it's Clint's or Josh's posts on FB, Reddit (and social media in general) doesn't give a shit.
The subreddit is also the highlight of the mods lives. They don't want to risk losing their regarded throne by showing a little backbone
 
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Shout out to bitesize for throwing some really obscure lore in the Chris video. The guy shouting 9gag army was insufferable lol.

Shout out to cobes for continuing to yell about trannys despite getting demoniterization for it.

And finally shout out Clint for giving Josh a lathe safety course and informing him via Facebook so someone could post it on his subreddit. No idea why they insist on censoring the names even though everyone knows who it is.
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I can't tell you how excited I am for this... dismemberment saga coming in nicely toobz.
 
Cobra setting the record straight that he didn't mean to shout out a serial rapist in his latest "video responce"
This is my favorite type of cobra getting trolled conent. A troll gets him to say something on stream, Josh's regarded mind makes it into a bigger deal than it actual is and spergs on camera. This is part of what makes him a lolcow. Any other non autistic streamer would have realized the same person who told him it was a pedo, probably was the one who paid for the shout out, and would have ignored it.
 
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They don't want to risk losing their regarded throne by showing a little backbone
There is a long history of lolcow subreddits getting removed by reddit. Dying on the hill of uncensored names sounds like a dumb reason to kill the sub.

Edit: Speaking of reddit, this happened.

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Thumbnail on video is still being used 6 days later at the time of writing this post.
https://www.youtube.com/c/IntotheShadows/videos']https://www.youtube.com/c/IntotheShadows/videos
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Where Simon probably got the image from by google searching for 5 seconds.
https://medium.com/lessons-from-his...-raped-women-and-murdered-people-103c3b6fe2e0
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The original source of the shopped image.
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/m8ac5s/pvt_saunders_preparing_to_execute_civilians/

The original reddit post that found this in their Youtube feed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/qslpsh/that_goth_private_committing_war_crimes_sure/

Fuck rape, fuck mass shootings, my trolls need to get a life.
 
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Here's Kobes Chillin stream from Friday:
Start:
RIP Lowtax. Does some bread jokes. Talks about media brainwashing people. He’s drinking responsibly today. Just one more drink for the evening. Shout out to the fans who sent him aged whiskey that he’s mixing with ocean spray.
6:33:
Talking about Kyle Rittenhouse. He went to school with a girl who had the same surname and he thought that they might be related. He gives his opinions on the Rittenhouse case which are probably parroted from Elijah Schaffer’s stream he watched. Talks about his drink combination.
13:35:
Back to talking about Rittenhouse and gun control. Talking about responsible gun ownership lol. Mentions when he was messing with his gun on Courtney’s live. Back to talking about his drink. Back to talking about people being stupid with guns and realises he was being stupid with his gun on Courtney’s live. He will have a shooting range in his dream house. Shows off his Gothic bad boy mug.
15:24:
Reads the note from his care package. RIP Lowtax. Says Lowtax was dating one of his (Kobes) of age fan girls. Messes with his pooter.
19:09:
His computer is slow because he’s been watching Chaturbate. Talking about watching of age chicks on chaturbate. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Puts on a Terrence Pop rage bait video.
22:00:
He’s watched this video before. He’s talking about schools taking kids to a gay bar. Gender relations and underwear commercials. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. He misses cuddling more than he misses sex. Talks about when he had his epic social media doesn’t give a shit meltdown.
28:00:
Back to the video. Expected sneeze. Unexpected sneeze. Puts on a different Terrence Pop rage bait video. Mumbles about trolls.
31:13:
More bread jokes. Talks about people sending him care packages and money. Talks about his drink. Back to the video. Joe Bien, slut shaming Kamala Harris. Gender relations and politics. Women in the NFL. Kobes watches for the cheerleaders. Gender relations.
37:44:
Kobes dry spell has made him an expert on gender relations. Dry spell cope. He would get more guns if he had his dream house. Talks about a gun he wants. One is enough for now because he doesn’t go shooting that often. If he had his dream house his shooting videos and food videos would be so much better. Talks about his pizza he ordered yesterday when he was on Courtney’s stream. They gave him the pizza free of charge. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
42:40:
Bernie Sanders impression. Joe Biden is a creepy hair sniffer. Joe Biden impression. Being the president is a tough job, people are whack jobs. Political relations.
47:34:
Ranting about taxes. Says he pays taxes for Cobra Craft Handmade Wands.
49:26:
If Kobes won the lottery he would start a foundation called Cobra Cares and end poverty and eventually make it worldwide. Talks about homelessness in LA. Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
54:09:
Talking about Biden taking people’s jobs by closing down oil fields. Kobes business wasn’t affected by the pandemic and he is grateful and humble. Talks about getting the lathe and shop vac. Back to taxes.
57:23:
Complains about gas prices. Says his short joke videos are not cutting it, you all want your cobra fix. Says he would still make videos even if no one watched them. Fuck sexism, fuck racism, power to the people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dry spell cope. Scenario of family struggling in the pandemic. Kobes is #blessed by Lucifer.
1:01:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about shutting down pipelines taking peoples jobs. Kobes suggests solving the gas shortage by cloning oil. Says when he was younger he used to bully people he didn’t like now he just doesn’t stay in contact with people he doesn’t like. Kobes says he is an asshole with a heart of gold.
1:06:06:
Kobes wouldn’t like to live in California. Talks about when he used to live in California and seeing a Lamborghini in real life. Says he’s making enough money to get by even if he can never get a proper job because of the trolls. Cobra rules the trolls lives cope.
1:09:15:
Says if his celebrity status said he was worth $200 million he would have no problem donating $1 million to help homeless. Says if you did so many drugs and alcohol that you end up homeless then you made piss poor decisions. Talks about how he is not an alcoholic. Back to the video.
1:13:40:
Talking about why he’s not getting the coof vaccine. He thinks you can catch diabeetus. He eats spicy food and that clears his sinuses. Talks about what to do when you catch a cold.
1:15:55:
He would get a therapy dog for his Asperger’s if he could afford it, he can’t afford it and talks about how he barely scrapes by Back to vaccine sperging. Talks about a Family Guy episode he watched. Peter Griffin voice. Back to vaccine sperging. He’s arguing both sides. Kobes says he’s been around people who had coof and it just bounced right off him.
1:21:39:
Says people are going to steal his stream just so they can spam the enword in chat. Back to the video.
1:23:06:
Talks about an episode of Good Mythical Morning he watched. Reasons why Kobes wouldn’t get a pet cobra. Snakes keeping people as pets scenario. If Kobes had a cobra it wouldn’t be a pet it would be a member of his pack. Back to the video.
1:27:07:
Kobes says he should get vaccinated but he doesn’t feel like it. Says he’s going to visit his friends tomorrow after he works on his album and showers. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck Antifa. Back to the video.
1:30:12:
Talks about how he has to keep quiet at this time of night. Back to the video.
1:31:28:
Describes a commercial for a charity that came up for him. Talks about donating to charity. Back to the video.
1:35:07:
Talking about the cost of living being expensive. Pipelines closing down, legalise pot to make the place greener. Politicians love money. Back to the video.
1:40:38:
Blames his alcoholism on society’s hatred of cis white men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about pipelines getting shut down for the environment. Gas shortage fart joke.
1:46:24:
Talks about his drink combination. Says it’s a more sophisticated palette. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes won’t get his driving licence because gas is too expensive. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The blatant snobbery of the world we live in. Talks about his drink combination.
1:50:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. He can stream for another hour and then he will pass out for the evening. Back to the video.
1:54:02:
Creepy about the woman in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen.
1:56:14:
Smoke break.
2:02:07:
Returns. Back to the video.
2:07:33:
Pauses the video to drink. Back to the video. Unexpected sneeze. Falling asleep.
2:14:19:
Says people want to give him shit for waving his loaded gun around on Courtney’s stream but look at Alec Baldwin. Back to the video. Ends the stream once the video ends.

Latest Chillin stream from today:
Short video. Says he’s going to re do the Sydney Watson recponse video. He deleted the wrong video first. (He deleted the short chillin video of him guitar shredding and the video response) Complains about trolls re-uploading his videos. LOL shout out to Lenin Lime Archive. Guitar shredding. Complains about trolls and back to guitar shredding. Says his next video will be him re-doing the Sydney Watson video response. Oh joy.
Thanks trolls now we'll have to sit through that vegan teacher sydney watson video again.
 
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