Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SP:OP]

I have no evidence for this, it's just my assumption from watching Josh's videos around that time. But I'm pretty sure it was Snails who sent one of the sex dolls. And I'm pretty sure he and his crew did something to it before sending it. Josh mentions that there is something wrong with the fingers, like it came with a few cut off. Seriously some serial killer kind of shit, but I think they did it to make Josh seem worse?
Also, if it was sent by Snails with it's fingers visibly cut off, what else did they do to it? Could you imagine sticking your dick inside anything that was tampered with by a troll? Josh does.
I don't know anything, and this is all just speculation. In the videos around the sex dolls are super fucking weird and it's a bit hard to parse it all out.

The bitesize doc on the sex doll saga has a couple of joshs discord calls with the people who got him the doll. Snails is in the call clear as day under the discord name Snails, but he’s not the one that actually bought and sent it. I forgot the guys name but he was annoying and when Josh destroyed it he vowed to never get involved again with Josh and watch silently and I think he kept his word.

For some reason I have a vague memory of Snails sending him a shitty blow up doll or something but I am not sure on it. Not sure If I’m mixing stories up or what but I’d love it if anyone lurking knows what the fuck went on.

Edit. Not bitesize it’s Lenin Lime whoops.
Here ya go it’s really good

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Seizure Quote from Reddit addressing the hate he has gotten from the vocal minority. He's mentioned elsewhere before that once he started the podcast,it was received positively and a few of the notable figures got in contact with him. I suspect Oprah wanted or at least hinted to Seizure that he wanted to be a co-host or a guest in the podcast, and Seizure basically left him on read which lead to Oprah changing his tune real fast. View attachment 2722700View attachment 2722703

Lmao there are two communities who have people who watch all of Kobes' streams, archive his streams, edit his streams, make King Cobra Artwork, memes, games, music, recreate his food combinations etc. but a podcast is a step too far. This is such ridiculous gatekeeping faggotry.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Lmao there are two communities who have people who watch all of Kobes' streams, archive his streams, edit his streams, make King Cobra Artwork, memes, games, music, recreate his food combinations etc. but a podcast is a step too far. This is such ridiculous gatekeeping faggotry.

I will say, it does seem like seizure takes things a little personally.
When in actuality his content is good enough to speak for itself, and if some extremely weird discord fags disapprove, he should not focus on that.
You do you, Snake Bones.

 

[Lurker2Poster]

Oprah really gave Seizure a hard time at the very beginning when he started his podcast for getting so much wrong. Oprah is a major asshole so this should be no surprise, but Seizure took it all pretty well and ever since there has been a small faction on the reddit that don't appreciate what he does for some reason. As far as I know he does not have contact with Courtney or her digi-tard family, he mostly runs with Bite Size, Games, and a few other seemingly "normal" Cobra creators.

Super nice guy. I've emailed with him a little bit when I submitted art to his contest.

Bitesize and seizure are both in her discord. I talk with one of the guys who found bitesize's alt in there and he was banned when he brought it up on reddit.

Edit: went back and read some texts and Oprah harassed the guy in the discord chat for a couple days over mentioning bitesize is in her discord and hes a mod there as well.

 

[Valhalla]

Bitesize and seizure are both in her discord. I talk with one of the guys who found bitesize's alt in there and he was banned when he brought it up on reddit.

Edit: went back and read some texts and Oprah harassed the guy in the discord chat for a couple days over mentioning bitesize is in her discord and a mod as well.

So if I’m understanding this correctly, they all try to stay hush hush about being connected and sharing info? They don’t want “the public” to know what they know? Or how involved they all actually are? Even if there is nothing bad in those discords (doubt), it’s sketchy to the outside with all the behind the scenes BS. It’s wild to think our boglim boy has so many puppet masters behind the scenes fighting for the strings. He is so unaware of all the manipulation too, it’s really fascinating as a spectator to watch some of these people in the community act. They are on par with Josh at times. Thank you guys for the info and help piecing it together so far. I don’t think many of us care, just want to know wtf is going on with the shadiness they like to do.

 

[Lurker2Poster]

So if I’m understanding this correctly, they all try to stay hush hush about being connected and sharing info? They don’t want “the public” to know what they know? Or how involved they all actually are? Even if there is nothing bad in those discords (doubt), it’s sketchy to the outside with all the behind the scenes BS. It’s wild to think our boglim boy has so many puppet masters behind the scenes fighting for the strings. He is so unaware of all the manipulation too, it’s really fascinating as a spectator to watch some of these people in the community act. They are on par with Josh at times. Thank you guys for the info and help piecing it together so far. I don’t think many of us care, just want to know wtf is going on with the shadiness they like to do.

I'm sure he has no clue what's going on in there he's just happy to have some "friends". Like you said I could care less about any of them but I hope that cunt courtney slams into the back of a tractor trailer and gets decapitated.

 

[SP:OP]

Bitesize and seizure are both in her discord. I talk with one of the guys who found bitesize's alt in there and he was banned when he brought it up on reddit.

Edit: went back and read some texts and Oprah harassed the guy in the discord chat for a couple days over mentioning bitesize is in her discord and hes a mod there as well.

This is fascinating. It’s Mongoloid Succession. HBO is gonna come knocking soon.

Cobes is underrated as it is, but man the faggotry of the behind the scenes “power struggle” is really interesting sometimes. Love when little shit like this gets out. It really seems like Oprah is the main antagonist. He’s the most consistent name when it comes to harassing people trying to learn about cobra. Not even seizure is immune to that.

If anyone remembers Homeboy Robbie, the guy that interviewed cobra and helped him set up streamlabs, Oprah originally gave him shit as well. Robbie said Oprah acts like an asshole to “protect the subreddit and keep it up” because he cares about it a lot. Don’t know how yelling at randos on discord does that but okay.

 

[Lurker2Poster]

This is fascinating. It’s Mongoloid Succession. HBO is gonna come knocking soon.

Cobes is underrated as it is, but man the faggotry of the behind the scenes “power struggle” is really interesting sometimes. Love when little shit like this gets out. It really seems like Oprah is the main antagonist. He’s the most consistent name when it comes to harassing people trying to learn about cobra. Not even seizure is immune to that.

If anyone remembers Homeboy Robbie, the guy that interviewed cobra and helped him set up streamlabs, Oprah originally gave him shit as well. Robbie said Oprah acts like an asshole to “protect the subreddit and keep it up” because he cares about it a lot. Don’t know how yelling at randos on discord does that but okay.

Oprah is the most pathetic person I've come across om reddit.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Robbie said Oprah acts like an asshole to “protect the subreddit and keep it up” because he cares about it a lot.

lmao now I really hope reddit cans that shithole

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Taco Bell

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Lists off his order. They didn't include his Chalupa but that's alright because he eats them on stream all the time. Makes his Baja blast, mango tea drink combination. The jerky fucked his tummy up. Taco Bell #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Shows off his massive steak burrito. Yukbang. Shout out to the fans who donated to his PayPal. Not a food challenge. He's saving the rest for his breakfast tomorrow. They gave him a fork but he says he's eating the burrito with his God give hands. Ignores his phone ringing. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.

I'll do the other stream from yesterday when I get a chance.

If anyone remembers Homeboy Robbie, the guy that interviewed cobra and helped him set up streamlabs, Oprah originally gave him shit as well. Robbie said Oprah acts like an asshole to “protect the subreddit and keep it up” because he cares about it a lot. Don’t know how yelling at randos on discord does that but okay.

Homeboy Robbie helped Kobes out during the Swiftbucks scam too. He's probably the only Cobra orbiter I've seen helping Kobes out.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Taco Bell

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Spoiler: SUMMARY

Lists off his order. They didn't include his Chalupa but that's alright because he eats them on stream all the time. Makes his Baja blast, mango tea drink combination. The jerky fucked his tummy up. Taco Bell #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Shows off his massive steak burrito. Yukbang. Shout out to the fans who donated to his PayPal. Not a food challenge. He's saving the rest for his breakfast tomorrow. They gave him a fork but he says he's eating the burrito with his God give hands. Ignores his phone ringing. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.

I'll do the other stream from yesterday when I get a chance.

Homeboy Robbie helped Kobes out during the Swiftbucks scam too. He's probably the only Cobra orbiter I've seen helping Kobes out.

RIP to the gothic toilet

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Bitesize and seizure are both in her discord. I talk with one of the guys who found bitesize's alt in there and he was banned when he brought it up on reddit.

Edit: went back and read some texts and Oprah harassed the guy in the discord chat for a couple days over mentioning bitesize is in her discord and hes a mod there as well.

Oh really? I knew Bite Size was in there, but didn't know he had an alt account and didn't know Seizure was either. Thanks for clearing that up. I still think Seizure means well and produces good stuff, so I'm willing to give him a pass.

This is fascinating. It’s Mongoloid Succession. HBO is gonna come knocking soon.

Cobes is underrated as it is, but man the faggotry of the behind the scenes “power struggle” is really interesting sometimes. Love when little shit like this gets out. It really seems like Oprah is the main antagonist. He’s the most consistent name when it comes to harassing people trying to learn about cobra. Not even seizure is immune to that.

If anyone remembers Homeboy Robbie, the guy that interviewed cobra and helped him set up streamlabs, Oprah originally gave him shit as well. Robbie said Oprah acts like an asshole to “protect the subreddit and keep it up” because he cares about it a lot. Don’t know how yelling at randos on discord does that but okay.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Taco Bell

View attachment 2723276

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Lists off his order. They didn't include his Chalupa but that's alright because he eats them on stream all the time. Makes his Baja blast, mango tea drink combination. The jerky fucked his tummy up. Taco Bell #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Shows off his massive steak burrito. Yukbang. Shout out to the fans who donated to his PayPal. Not a food challenge. He's saving the rest for his breakfast tomorrow. They gave him a fork but he says he's eating the burrito with his God give hands. Ignores his phone ringing. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.

I'll do the other stream from yesterday when I get a chance.

Homeboy Robbie helped Kobes out during the Swiftbucks scam too. He's probably the only Cobra orbiter I've seen helping Kobes out.

I always wondered what happened to Homeboy Robbie. I thought he was annoying at times, but he always seemed the most genuine out of anyone who made contact with Cobes.

He also helped him set up DTTS I'm pretty sure, and had a stream with Cobes where he told him some pretty open and honest things about his life. I don't remember all of it, but he did talk to him a bit about how what he does gives the trolls the lols they want even though he doesn't think so. He did it respectfully and asked Cobes beforehand if he would go on stream and have that convo, which was the right thing to do. I personally don't agree with the glass tapping, but all-in-all I think Homeboy Robbie appeared to be the most genuine.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

Bitesize and seizure are both in her discord. I talk with one of the guys who found bitesize's alt in there and he was banned when he brought it up on reddit.

Edit: went back and read some texts and Oprah harassed the guy in the discord chat for a couple days over mentioning bitesize is in her discord and hes a mod there as well.

I'm not sure where you heard it from, but this is false. I have never interacted with Courtney, and make it a point to not get involved. The stigma of being in her circle alone is enough for me to not have anything to do with her. I really wish her little cabal never existed as the nonstop witch hunt for members is tiresome.

Seizure Quote from Reddit addressing the hate he has gotten from the vocal minority. He's mentioned elsewhere before that once he started the podcast,it was received positively and a few of the notable figures got in contact with him. I suspect Oprah wanted or at least hinted to Seizure that he wanted to be a co-host or a guest in the podcast, and Seizure basically left him on read which lead to Oprah changing his tune real fast. View attachment 2722700View attachment 2722703

Nah, Oprah has always hated the podcast. A good theory though, I have definitely had people turn on me that I guess weren't getting enough attention.

So if I’m understanding this correctly, they all try to stay hush hush about being connected and sharing info? They don’t want “the public” to know what they know? Or how involved they all actually are? Even if there is nothing bad in those discords (doubt), it’s sketchy to the outside with all the behind the scenes BS. It’s wild to think our boglim boy has so many puppet masters behind the scenes fighting for the strings. He is so unaware of all the manipulation too, it’s really fascinating as a spectator to watch some of these people in the community act. They are on par with Josh at times. Thank you guys for the info and help piecing it together so far. I don’t think many of us care, just want to know wtf is going on with the shadiness they like to do.

I will not do anything to directly interfere with Jord's life, create plot lines, etc. I understand people wonder what the hell might be going on behind the scenes, but please understand I'm not having any part in it.

I will say, it does seem like seizure takes things a little personally.
When in actuality his content is good enough to speak for itself, and if some extremely weird discord fags disapprove, he should not focus on that.
You do you, Snake Bones.

Above all I just try to avoid getting into internet fights, I don't like arguing with people. I try to not draw attention to these things and just keep making content, which I genuinely enjoy. The false information about me being in Courtney's discord was too serious for me to ignore though.
Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74vBUOmpSqU

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I always wondered what happened to Homeboy Robbie. I thought he was annoying at times, but he always seemed the most genuine out of anyone who made contact with Cobes.

He also helped him set up DTTS I'm pretty sure, and had a stream with Cobes where he told him some pretty open and honest things about his life. I don't remember all of it, but he did talk to him a bit about how what he does gives the trolls the lols they want even though he doesn't think so. He did it respectfully and asked Cobes beforehand if he would go on stream and have that convo, which was the right thing to do. I personally don't agree with the glass tapping, but all-in-all I think Homeboy Robbie appeared to be the most genuine.

In the 5 hour leak, when he realizes there's a leak (and more noticeably when one guy laughs at him for blatantly ignoring a particularly verbose question) that he'll get frustrated and, admittedly justifiably, paranoid about who's in the Discord getting "exclusive access" to him. It's entirely likely he's just been dismissing Homeboys on a whim should they displease him or draw too much suspicion upon themselves. Courtney seems like the type to fling every one of the others under the bus so long as it meant she retained "exclusive rights" to Jord.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I'm not sure where you heard it from, but this is false. I have never interacted with Courtney, and make it a point to not get involved. The stigma of being in her circle alone is enough for me to not have anything to do with her. I really wish her little cabal never existed as the nonstop witch hunt for members is tiresome.

Nah, Oprah has always hated the podcast. A good theory though, I have definitely had people turn on me that I guess weren't getting enough attention.

I will not do anything to directly interfere with Jord's life, create plot lines, etc. I understand people wonder what the hell might be going on behind the scenes, but please understand I'm not having any part in it.

Above all I just try to avoid getting into internet fights, I don't like arguing with people. I try to not draw attention to these things and just keep making content, which I genuinely enjoy. The false information about me being in Courtney's discord was too serious for me to ignore though.
Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74vBUOmpSqU

Welcome Snake Bones. Thanks for joining us and thanks for the answers.

Spoiler: archive "true honest content"

 

[Lurker2Poster]

I'm not sure where you heard it from, but this is false. I have never interacted with Courtney, and make it a point to not get involved. The stigma of being in her circle alone is enough for me to not have anything to do with her. I really wish her little cabal never existed as the nonstop witch hunt for members is tiresome.

Nah, Oprah has always hated the podcast. A good theory though, I have definitely had people turn on me that I guess weren't getting enough attention.

I will not do anything to directly interfere with
I'm not sure where you heard it from, but this is false. I have never interacted with Courtney, and make it a point to not get involved. The stigma of being in her circle alone is enough for me to not have anything to do with her. I really wish her little cabal never existed as the nonstop witch hunt for members is tiresome.

Nah, Oprah has always hated the podcast. A good theory though, I have definitely had people turn on me that I guess weren't getting enough attention.

I will not do anything to directly interfere with Jord's life, create plot lines, etc. I understand people wonder what the hell might be going on behind the scenes, but please understand I'm not having any part in it.

Above all I just try to avoid getting into internet fights, I don't like arguing with people. I try to not draw attention to these things and just keep making content, which I genuinely enjoy. The false information about me being in Courtney's discord was too serious for me to ignore though.
Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74vBUOmpSqU

Someone who was in her discord at one point sent me a reddit pm the other day asking about something unrelated and the discord came up. He went on to tell me that you were in there under another name and it was verified by someone else currently in there. He said you verbally attacked him in discord between the 2 of you over outing bitesize as being a mod for Courtney and that he needed to stop telling people who all was in said discord. While he could be possibly be wrong about you other info I've gotten from him in the past has checked out.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Imagine being such a gatekeeping faggot over a literal tard.

Oprah is fucking pathetic.

 

[Lurker2Poster]

Imagine being such a gatekeeping faggot over a literal tard.

Oprah is fucking pathetic.

After going back and reading messages from my source I'm thinking Oprah was at least one of the people telling him seizure was in there.
When you're a one armed freak it's hard to find a hobby so starting internet drama is easy for him

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

Someone who was in her discord at one point sent me a reddit pm the other day asking about something unrelated and the discord came up. He went on to tell me that you were in there under another name and it was verified by someone else currently in there. He said you verbally attacked him in discord between the 2 of you over outing bitesize as being a mod for Courtney and that he needed to stop telling people who all was in said discord. While he could be possibly be wrong about you other info I've gotten from him in the past has checked out.

The person you're talking about is MagnaRyuu, a guy on the sub who is probably the most obsessed individual when it comes to figuring out who is in Courtney's discord. He himself was desperate to get in there but was denied, so now he spends his days making wild claims about other people. Yes, I made fun of him in a widely used Discord server (poot chute) because he had come in with his usual Courtney conspiracies, and had just been saying the same stuff about me on the sub. I told him he was legitimately autistic, to which others joined in and told him to please give it a rest. Based on the last time he PM'd me, he has been talking about this crap since at least May this year.

Were you popupepstein on the subreddit? You mentioned being banned from the sub for making threats.

Edit: This is your source, a guy whose revelation was so important that he needed to PM me right away about it. He does this shit to as many people that will listen, including mods on the sub.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Someone who was in her discord at one point sent me a reddit pm the other day asking about something unrelated and the discord came up. He went on to tell me that you were in there under another name and it was verified by someone else currently in there. He said you verbally attacked him in discord between the 2 of you over outing bitesize as being a mod for Courtney and that he needed to stop telling people who all was in said discord. While he could be possibly be wrong about you other info I've gotten from him in the past has checked out.

I've read about this before on the subreddit, whenever seizure comes up, one person always brings it up, but they conveniently can't remember what was said or who exactly they heard it from. Which is surprising because whenever something notable happens, someone is recording. Oprah, mueseum, and co have shown in the past that they are willing to use alt/burner accounts to spread misinformation to stir the pot and snicker about it in their server.