Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[R00T]

The Jewish people do not recognize Gothic King Cobra and would like to pass him on to the Ninja Turtles Mutant delegation. His mother was a known Ninja Turtles Mutant and by Jewish standards that is also what he is.

Are you joking he’s a master of Kabbalah have you seen his energy balls? The only reason he hasn’t created a little golem is because he doesn’t know the Hebrew words.

 

['Ol Stinky]

Just popping in to say good job on the redesign of the OP. TMDWU

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Kobes is featured on the front page TMDWU

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Are you joking he’s a master of Kabbalah have you seen his energy balls? The only reason he hasn’t created a little golem is because he doesn’t know the Hebrew words.

"Yeah toobz, one of my trolls sent me this set of scrolls with a bunch of scribbles on it. It came with a note that says 'bah-rooch ah-tah ad-doh-nai....' yeah, thanks for the old scrolls, but I don't swing that way."

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Kobes is featured on the front page TMDWU
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That image shocked the hell out of me, I have to admit.

Good job?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

"Yeah toobz, one of my trolls sent me this set of scrolls with a bunch of scribbles on it. It came with a note that says 'bah-rooch ah-tah ad-doh-nai....' yeah, thanks for the old scrolls, but I don't swing that way."

sky god can't catch a break with this guy

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Kobes is featured on the front page TMDWU
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That's not fair, he got his eye fixed.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

It seems bitesize and oprah fell out or something? Or Alex Ruse wants him oprah removed as a mod of the sub? Whatever reason it looks like oprah pissed off mde somehow

 

[Eldar faggot]

Didn't he do a DNA test to find out he's 80% British or one of his close blood relatives did a test?

Britain is made up of different ethic groups. There is no British DNA group so he's not 80% British since nothing of the sort exists. He is part Scottish and part Swedish which is why he calls himself a Scottish viking.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That's not fair, he got his eye fixed.

Yeah and the other one is acting up. I think his eyes are trying to jump ship like his other organs.

 

[Dick Pooman]

It seems bitesize and oprah fell out or something? Or Alex Ruse wants him oprah removed as a mod of the sub? Whatever reason it looks like oprah pissed off mde somehow

Sounds gay

 

[museum privilege]

It seems bitesize and oprah fell out or something?

Assburgers talking shit again, Mr Hyde.

Kobes is featured on the front page TMDWU

Oh god. Nothing is happening in the Cobraverse atm. I.E see Mr Hyde is bored enough to create fan fic on reddit mods.
Im sure new friends would love seeing the content at the moment of audio ducking in and out, continuously.

DLF is requesting more viewers at the moment . . .

 

[Clint's Burden]

It seems bitesize and oprah fell out or something? Or Alex Ruse wants him oprah removed as a mod of the sub? Whatever reason it looks like oprah pissed off mde somehow

Oprah is a grumpy fuck who doesn't like anyone, so this is business as usual.

The MDE thing is a little interesting. Gotta post those screenshots.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Britain is made up of different ethic groups. There is no British DNA group so he's not 80% British since nothing of the sort exists. He is part Scottish and part Swedish which is why he calls himself a Scottish viking.

Britain doesn't have a solid ethnic group in the same way that Spain or Germany don't have a set ethnicity. You're only going to get a solid and defined ethnicity with very isolated peoples like Aboriginal Australians.

You may not like it but this man is the perfect and purest breed of warrior out there.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He is really hostile towards the homosexuals this month.

I think he’s missing warlord

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I think he’s missing warlord

I think we all are

 

[Oprahs_Old_Arm]

Oprah is a grumpy fuck who doesn't like anyone, so this is business as usual.

The MDE thing is a little interesting. Gotta post those screenshots.

Some folks kinda need a reason to "like" other people, Oprah is like that. It doesn't mean you're any less valuable, I'm sure there are people out there who do care about you.

 

[Xenomorph]

I love Boglim art.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Ngl I was shocked to see our Dark Lord Boglin on the first page. He's moving up in the world toobz, one bender at a time TMDWU

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

The Tactical Soap will be flowing again this Christmas.