Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[John McAfee]

This dude probably fucked the insect then hot glued it on a stick. Did this retard fix his PC yet, haven't seen him on my timeline

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS - An educational lecture on Mongooses

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Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS - October 2021 Recap

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

He chills with Ellens's pillhead parents a lot lately since his sex box broke. Rumors are he trades pills. Cause why would he wanna be on uppers drinking all day. In countless videos lately you can tell he is far beyond drunk, nodding out, scratching his face, just you can tell he is on oxys or sum shit.

He had already spilled the beans he'd gleefully take muscle relaxers when Alex "Chilled Lover" Anderson would have enough to go around.

 

[Xenomorph]

The sexy goth ecofascist TWU

Thanks to @Orange Rhymer for bringing this guy to my attention in the guitar thread. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

And remember trole, he doesnt need to read music, tune or know tabs!

 

[Honk Hill]

With that hat, pipe and dirty old cast iron pan he reminds me of the sexy goth townsend

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

With that hat, pipe and dirty old cast iron pan he reminds me of the sexy goth townsend

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Can’t be. He isn’t drunk and he isn’t talking about kids and sex…..

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

With that hat, pipe and dirty old cast iron pan he reminds me of the sexy goth townsend

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Hey leave that bloke out of this.

 

[Honk Hill]

Hey leave that bloke out of this.

Yeah that guy is wholesome af. I'm sorry if my post hurt your feels fren.

 

[tphreak]

Probably never happen with clint and his monthly "tax returns"

Sky god forbid anything ever happen to papa Clint. The day he sheds his mortal coil is when Cobie is well and true out in the Casper cold on his own, trust and believe.

 

[Hengeyokai]

Sky god forbid anything ever happen to papa Clint. The day he sheds his mortal coil is when Cobie is well and true out in the Casper cold on his own, trust and believe.

I don't know if Cobes will even be able to outlive Clint at this rate. I could see Clint living well into his 80s or 90s. Cobes reaching 60? Well, we'll see...

A circle of protection on Cobra's organs. So mote it be in the cardiologists' circle.

 

[Honk Hill]

 

[McWeaeselton]

With that hat, pipe and dirty old cast iron pan he reminds me of the sexy goth townsend

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I'm fairly sure it's not cast iron. It's just a regular steel non-stick pan but he leaves piles of rancid bacon grease in 'season' it anyway.

 

[tphreak]

I'm fairly sure it's not cast iron. It's just a regular steel non-stick pan but he leaves piles of rancid bacon grease in 'season' it anyway.

I think he'd be able to take really good care of a nice'ol cast iron frying pan. But there is no way he would ever buy one when he can get a steel pan from the dollar store.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I think he'd be able to take really good care of a nice'ol cast iron frying pan. But there is no way he would ever buy one when he can get a steel pan from the dollar store.

cast iron is indestructible, but I think cobra would be able to destroy it

 

[Honk Hill]

I'm fairly sure it's not cast iron. It's just a regular steel non-stick pan but he leaves piles of rancid bacon grease in 'season' it anyway.

Sure I heard on one of the vids a fan sent him a proper cast iron cause he thought you could season teflon with 6 month old grease.

That chicken alfredo vid was horrific.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

He had already spilled the beans he'd gleefully take muscle relaxers when Alex "Chilled Lover" Anderson would have enough to go around.

I bet he would

 

[Clint's Burden]

cast iron is indestructible, but I think cobra would be able to destroy it

He’d do worse than destroy it, he’d “customize” it.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He’d do worse than destroy it, he’d “customize” it.

Iron leaching into the food coming in nicely

 

[Honk Hill]

 

[January Cyst]

It is kinda sad that the only thing that brings a smile to his face these days is alcohol. (and smelling good).