Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[kingcobradev]

THIS IS IT. 38 videos gathered in compilations by category. May Cobratin finally release me from this curse. THANK YOU FOR SHARING

Cobes - The Master Chef (featuring Athony Bourdain, Alex Anderson, Alex Campbell, Darfliny and Stephanie)

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SHON (every episode)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Boglim (featuring the eviction "a lot's up Josh" clip)

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Musicals (with music by Jason Genova, Bruce Springsteen and Coldplay)

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The Addiction Series (featuring the infamous wellness check incident)

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Cobra's Loudest Most Manic Reactions (alternate title: The Neighbor From Hell)

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Gender Relations In Reality (featuring Gothic Dee and the first moment Stephanie side-eyed Josh on camera visibly losing all respect for him)

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Fun With Darfliny

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Empty Threats and Begging

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"Standup" Comedy and Seinfeld (featuring dancing Clint and Cobes)

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The Ultimate Casper Experience

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Scotty and Tina Drive Cobes to Embrace The SINGLE LIIIIFE

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[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I'm curious how Cobes can eat such a disgusting combination of grease and manufactured chemicals?

The going theory is that either cigs, drug abuse, retardation or some combination of the three have effectively killed his tastebuds to all but the most extreme of flavors. In some instances he can taste things he doesn't like and immediately, violently rejects them, but the current assumption is his tastebuds are essentially fried.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The going theory is that either cigs, drug abuse, retardation or some combination of the three have effectively killed his tastebuds to all but the most extreme of flavors. In some instances he can taste things he doesn't like and immediately, violently rejects them, but the current assumption is his tastebuds are essentially fried.

Smoking kills your taste

Apparently it's a statue honoring oil field workers.

looks like some gay strippers

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Apparently it's a statue honoring oil field workers.

Who was the sculptor, Tom of Finland?

 

[Ol Drippy]

Source to u/BigTittyGothMom on reddit

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

gotta love boglin memes

 

[Q_Anon1001]

the seizurebot5000 new year podcast was really interesting. One of the highlights is when Mr. Green recounts how Dave had been telling him how he was now 10 years sober then some time passes and our favorite bad boy offers Dave a drink combo he's drinking and when dave asks if theres alcohol in it, josh says there isn't any.

Bite Size brings up an interesting point/theory which is that Josh is able to scheduale streams but isn't able to go live because there might be a verification/authentication process that he hasn't been able to get through and so he's settled on making and uploading videos instead. I've never live streamed on youtube, so im not not sure plausible this is. I would assume that if this were the case, he would have already ranted about this in the tune of "youtube is screwing me over"

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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[KillThemCrackasBabies]

gotta love boglin memes View attachment 2853554

Before: Leave me alone dood I'm autistic

After: F-fucker is lucky I didn't kick his fuckin' ass!

 

[mdrop22]

I enjoyed the majority of the Seizure NYE stream (still not done with it) but dear lord, the end is tough to get through. The Stephanie segment is just endless, they obviously have nothing to talk to her about she's busy closing down the store she works in. The fanart of Stephanie was embarrassing. Chauncey just dips for 20min intervals the entire time cause he doesn't give a shit either. The dead air from Stephanie around the 6hr mark is unbearable. She isn't even listening at that point.

I like Stephanie in small doses. We don't need to hear her talk about whether she's into fitness and how she wears her goff makeup. No one cares. It should've ended after 15min.

The rest of the stream was pretty good, though the collective confusion over where Josh got a shrimp cocktail ring was weird. They sell them frozen in every grocery store including Walmart. These guys need to get out more.

 

[What the shit]

The going theory is that either cigs, drug abuse, retardation or some combination of the three have effectively killed his tastebuds to all but the most extreme of flavors. In some instances he can taste things he doesn't like and immediately, violently rejects them, but the current assumption is his tastebuds are essentially fried.

No wonder how he can make and eat a $50 pizza from Little Ceasar's.

 

[SnusBurns]

Bite Size brings up an interesting point/theory which is that Josh is able to scheduale streams but isn't able to go live because there might be a verification/authentication process that he hasn't been able to get through and so he's settled on making and uploading videos instead. I've never live streamed on youtube, so im not not sure plausible this is. I would assume that if this were the case, he would have already ranted about this in the tune of "youtube is screwing me over"

In order to upload videos to youtube longer than 15 minutes, you need to phone verify your youtube account. A simple SMS text with a code, nothing hard. Josh obviously has this enabled as he is able to dump 3+ hour videos on YT. This phone verification enables Live Streaming too. So I'm going to say it's something else.

 

[R00T]

After watching the Null stream I tried the peanut butter jelly burger but I didn’t realize it had Mayo too. I’ve have peanut butter burgers in the past at a few restaurants and they’re really good. The peanut butter mixes with meat well. When you add the jelly it just gives it a really sweet taste that isn’t bad but definitely an odd flavor. I would rather just have pb and j or a burger not both.

 

[CerealKilla420]

In order to upload videos to youtube longer than 15 minutes, you need to phone verify your youtube account. A simple SMS text with a code, nothing hard. Josh obviously has this enabled as he is able to dump 3+ hour videos on YT. This phone verification enables Live Streaming too. So I'm going to say it's something else.

Don't you need a stream key to go live on youtube?

I remember having to do this the one time I used OBS to stream on youtube like 5 years ago. I remember it confusing me for about 5 minutes so I can only imagine how difficult it must be for Cobes.

 

[What the shit]

After watching the Null stream I tried the peanut butter jelly burger but I didn’t realize it had Mayo too. I’ve have peanut butter burgers in the past at a few restaurants and they’re really good. The peanut butter mixes with meat well. When you add the jelly it just gives it a really sweet taste that isn’t bad but definitely an odd flavor. I would rather just have pb and j or a burger not both.

I feel as though once in my lifetime, I need to try out such a monstrosity of food combinations, just as everyone on here should as well.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Don't you need a stream key to go live on youtube?

I remember having to do this the one time I used OBS to stream on youtube like 5 years ago. I remember it confusing me for about 5 minutes so I can only imagine how difficult it must be for Cobes.

YouTube has heavily streamlined the process, it's usually just a couple of clicks and YouTube will automatically start using the built-in camera.

He doesn't even use streamlabs anymore so it's literally just the camera's audio and video feed.

 

[R00T]

I feel as though once in my lifetime, I need to try out such a monstrosity of food combinations, just as everyone on here should as well.

I want to try another but it’s all so disgusting and what Cobes makes would feed me for days so I don’t want to waste food.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

cobra got kind of got a shot out

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

I enjoyed the majority of the Seizure NYE stream (still not done with it) but dear lord, the end is tough to get through. The Stephanie segment is just endless, they obviously have nothing to talk to her about she's busy closing down the store she works in. The fanart of Stephanie was embarrassing. Chauncey just dips for 20min intervals the entire time cause he doesn't give a shit either. The dead air from Stephanie around the 6hr mark is unbearable. She isn't even listening at that point.

I like Stephanie in small doses. We don't need to hear her talk about whether she's into fitness and how she wears her goff makeup. No one cares. It should've ended after 15min.

The rest of the stream was pretty good, though the collective confusion over where Josh got a shrimp cocktail ring was weird. They sell them frozen in every grocery store including Walmart. These guys need to get out more.

I promise to not make a habit out of responding to people here when they're talking about my stuff, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about the Stephanie part. She seemed very distracted and the audio quality was bad, it should have been a quick 10 minute blurb where she got to say a few things and then we let her off the hook. I kept hoping she'd finish what she was doing and have a moment to share some gold, but it just kept getting worse. I'm embarrassed to say that it was basically a repeat of my 1st interview with her, which did not go down well at all. I still think Steph's fanart is funny, it's not meant to be a legitimate depiction of her; I had stated a long time ago that if I ever got a chance to interview her, I'd show her some super exaggerated fanart to see what her reaction would be. I think the way she doesn't change at all despite being shown something like that is a testament to just how perpetually neutral she is. That aside, I promise to learn from that segment and know when to cut things short.

The shrimp stuff, I know they're out there, we were more so just laughing at the absurdity of Jord having a wheel of shrimp delivered so he could eat it in one go (twice). For me the shrimp wheel is kind of like those lobsters you see in the tank at the grocery store, I've never known anyone personally that has ever bought and eaten them. There may have just been something about the way we were talking about that made it sound weird, someone else also commented that MEN specifically must not know anything about grocery shopping. Double standerds toobs, all genders are equal. Fuck rape

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

how perpetually neutral she is.

You're being seriously diplomatic there, SR5K