Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Frosty_Glass said:
She’s back to covering him. She’s an e-thot who is trying to get a fan base from covering lolcows. It’s both sad and funny.
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She is an escort / hooker. She WAS raising money to go up to casper and screw Josh, for like $1000. I don't know if she has already forgotten that and just pocketed what was raised.

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Edit: Yeah she deleted all of her old streams. Guess the Casper trip is a no go for her, oh well she got paid.
 
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Games said:
You'll have to forgive me, I'm usually partial to Josh's thread, are you saying that we have a place specifically for the homosexuals and the females on this website?
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For women: https://kiwifarms.net/forums/beauty-parlour.80/
For gays and "women": https://kiwifarms.net/forums/rat-kings.73/
This website has categories on all kinds of different stuff. Just read the main page.
Other categories include deathfats, internet famous, a whole board for furries...
Personally I mostly just read certain threads in the main lolcow forum, internet famous, and community watch. There is way too much content on this site to consume, and lots of it is really boring drama. But there is something for everyone if you know what you are looking for
 
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SnusBurns said:
She is an escort / hooker. She WAS raising money to go up to casper and screw Josh, for like $1000. I don't know if she has already forgotten that and just pocketed what was raised.

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Fuckin hell. Didn’t hear about that. Lol cobra wouldn’t fuck her. He doesn’t like niggers. God she her tits are so saggy.
 
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Don't know about that, but he is pretty consistent on not wanting a prostitute even when offered point blank by a fan.
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He is so desperate on this dry spell, I wouldn’t be surprised he would fuck her. Hell compared to the usuals in Casper he attracts, if anything has teeth is already better.
 
Golgo 13 said:
He is so desperate on this dry spell, I wouldn’t be surprised he would fuck her. Hell compared to the usuals in Casper he attracts, if anything has teeth is already better.
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Imagine all the disease he would get from her lol. “Toobz, after getting some sweet of age pussy, my little cobra started to burn and ooze out green shit…..it is what it is toobz”*sniffs beer*
 
Mr Sister said:
Personally I mostly just read certain threads in the main lolcow forum, internet famous, and community watch. There is way too much content on this site to consume, and lots of it is really boring drama. But there is something for everyone if you know what you are looking for
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I really appreciate the help, thank you.


Sometimes I take a look at Ralph's thread. He's a silly boy.
 
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Is there any topic more contentious than Cobra's drug use? It seems to seriously upset some people. Oprah for instance (who has since been removed as moderator) and his toadie xiaolongbitch (who Oprah made moderator) both seemed furious at discussions about whether Cobra was doing more than drink alcohol and smoke spice/weed/nicotine. Xiao continues to mock the majority of the viewership who seem pretty certain that Josh uses.

I just find it fascinating.
 
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Golgo 13 said:
He is so desperate on this dry spell, I wouldn’t be surprised he would fuck her. Hell compared to the usuals in Casper he attracts, if anything has teeth is already better.
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I honestly think he subconsciously does not want to have sex ever again because he’s terrified of rejection, and that he bitches about his dry spell just to keep up appearances.

If a nude woman showed up at his door, he would say maybe later, he’s got some wands to work on, shut the door, then eat taco bell and pass out.

He has basically fully embraced hermitude even if he would never admit it to himself. A lady friend would disturb the routine and comfort of the mile-deep rut he has carved out for himself to live in day in and day out.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
I honestly think he subconsciously does not want to have sex ever again because he’s terrified of rejection, and that he bitches about his dry spell just to keep up appearances.

If a nude woman showed up at his door, he would say maybe later, he’s got some wands to work on, shut the door, then eat taco bell and pass out.

He has basically fully embraced hermitude even if he would never admit it to himself. A lady friend would disturb the routine and comfort of the mile-deep rut he has carved out for himself to live in day in and day out.
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Even though he is afraid of rejection, I doubt he would turn down a naked of age “female”. I am pretty sure at this point Jord would fuck a troon if he is drunk enough.
 
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Golgo 13 said:
Even though he is afraid of rejection, I doubt he would turn down a naked of age “female”. I am pretty sure at this point Jord would fuck a troon if he is drunk enough.
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Imagine the saga that would unfold if he resorted to sheltering a Russian mail order bride in a scheme to get his dick wet. I don’t think he could abstain from door dash long enough to afford it, but man, it’s funny to think about.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
Imagine the saga that would unfold if he resorted to sheltering a Russian mail order bride in a scheme to get his dick wet. I don’t think he could abstain from door dash long enough to afford it, but man, it’s funny to think about.
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That would be insane, but you are right, it is impossible for him to abstain from the drinking and the food ordering to afford even the cheapest mail order bride.
 
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kingcobradev said:
Is there any topic more contentious than Cobra's drug use? It seems to seriously upset some people. Oprah for instance (who has since been removed as moderator) and his toadie xiaolongbitch (who Oprah made moderator) both seemed furious at discussions about whether Cobra was doing more than drink alcohol and smoke spice/weed/nicotine. Xiao continues to mock the majority of the viewership who seem pretty certain that Josh uses.

I just find it fascinating.
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If I remember correctly, Oprah even tried to contest Josh smoked the devils plant until Homeboy Robbie leaked his video call with Josh.

I think Oprah's hostility when discussing this, is that he likes to be seen as an authority on KingCobra lore, like "how dare this person who only discovered Josh last week claim to know more than me" mentality. Which fair enough, Oprah has been watching Josh for a while now and participated in discord servers revolving around Josh for some time now. So he's quick to dismiss hard drug use, especially when people bring up a clip where Josh is shaking and rubbing his face as evidence. Because during that time Josh's window for whatever reason got stuck and he nor warlord were able to close it, so when winter came around his thin sweaters weren't enough to warm him up.

I could be wrong, but either someone like Games or Hyde mentioned it or Josh himself said in the infamous Floorlord, that he took pills or did acid or something.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
Oprah even tried to contest Josh smoked the devils plant until Homeboy Robbie leaked his video call with Josh. ... Which fair enough, Oprah has been watching Josh for a while now and participated in discord servers revolving around Josh for some time now.
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That just makes it even more fascinating considering Josh regularly smoked pot on camera for the discord. I think Oprah and his fellow rejects are just legit brain damaged. They insisted Josh wasn't an alcoholic as well, even longer than Josh himself. They also refused to listen to Josh when Josh said "yeah I've done coke", "yeah I overdosed on some pills recently" and started hanging with known tweakers who Scotty referred to as the biggest "pieces of shit" in Casper.

Being delusional goes hand in hand with being a powerhungry reddit mod I guess.
 
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