Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

If you're going to white knight, at least do so in a way which facillitates discussion, please.
If I remember correctly, Oprah even tried to contest Josh smoked the devils plant until Homeboy Robbie leaked his video call with Josh.

I think Oprah's hostility when discussing this, is that he likes to be seen as an authority on KingCobra lore, like "how dare this person who only discovered Josh last week claim to know more than me" mentality. Which fair enough, Oprah has been watching Josh for a while now and participated in discord servers revolving around Josh for some time now. So he's quick to dismiss hard drug use, especially when people bring up a clip where Josh is shaking and rubbing his face as evidence. Because during that time Josh's window for whatever reason got stuck and he nor warlord were able to close it, so when winter came around his thin sweaters weren't enough to warm him up.

I could be wrong, but either someone like Games or Hyde mentioned it or Josh himself said in the infamous Floorlord, that he took pills or did acid or something.
Oprah this, Oprah that, Oprah did yr mom w/ a baseball bat.
 
If I remember correctly, Oprah even tried to contest Josh smoked the devils plant until Homeboy Robbie leaked his video call with Josh.

I think Oprah's hostility when discussing this, is that he likes to be seen as an authority on KingCobra lore, like "how dare this person who only discovered Josh last week claim to know more than me" mentality. Which fair enough, Oprah has been watching Josh for a while now and participated in discord servers revolving around Josh for some time now. So he's quick to dismiss hard drug use, especially when people bring up a clip where Josh is shaking and rubbing his face as evidence. Because during that time Josh's window for whatever reason got stuck and he nor warlord were able to close it, so when winter came around his thin sweaters weren't enough to warm him up.

I could be wrong, but either someone like Games or Hyde mentioned it or Josh himself said in the infamous Floorlord, that he took pills or did acid or something.
If they're not busy dick waving, they'll stifle any discussion that they're tired of seeing. I mcfucking had it with the sub when I saw attached take place.
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Oprah this, Oprah that, Oprah did yr mom w/ a baseball bat.
Is that what you call your stump?

If they're not busy not dick waving, they'll stifle any discussion that they're tired of seeing. I mcfucking had it with the sub when I saw attached take place.
The sub needs to finish cleaning house and remove xiao like... last year. Oprah only made xiao a mod so there would be a moderator around who was hated more than him. Both of them have ganged up on content creators and I'M SICK OF ITTTT. I wouldn't be surprised if they're the ones nuking everyone with downvotes for the past few months considering how many alts they have.
 
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The sheer panic. This was really a day to remember, Josh scrambling to prove the bag with a white bottom he flashed on camera was just the tobacco bags. Like yes, it was probably just his tobacco bags with white labels, but then someone posted a comparison that genuinely looked different than these bags. The gatekeepers were foaming at the mouth and the rest of us were just like "what is going on"? Good times (which must not be spoken of ever again).
 
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The sheer panic. This was really a day to remember, Josh scrambling to prove the bag with a white bottom he flashed on camera was just the tobacco bags. Like yes, it was probably just his tobacco bags with white labels, but then someone posted a comparison that genuinely looked different than these bags. The gatekeepers were foaming at the mouth and the rest of us were just like "what is going on"? Good times (which must not be spoken of ever again).

I doubt he could afford good crack, if anything he is buying cheap crank.
 
The sub needs to finish cleaning house and remove xiao like... last year. Oprah only made xiao a mod so there would be a moderator around who was hated more than him. Both of them have ganged up on content creators and I'M SICK OF ITTTT. I wouldn't be surprised if they're the ones nuking everyone with downvotes for the past few months considering how many alts they have.
Oprah did not make xiao a moderator & contrary to reports Bitesize is the one who deletes Courtney threads. Oprah knew her rope was thin & tried not to press buttons.
 
... Oprah knew her rope was thin & tried not to press buttons.
Yes of course. That's how people end up getting their ass shoved into the recycle bin on a subreddit they moderate... by not pressing buttons. As for your other statements, Xiao is the one who said himself Oprah made him mod and blaming Bitesize for deleting threads when so many of us had threads deleted by Oprah and Xiao is pretty classic Oprah. You doin okay Oprah? Maybe it's time to make another sockpuppet thread about how valuable you were and how terrible all the new posters are being? REINSTATE OPRAH!
 
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Yes of course. That's how people end up getting their ass shoved into the recycle bin on a subreddit they moderate... by not pressing buttons. As for your other statements, Xiao is the one who said himself Oprah made him mod and blaming Bitesize for deleting threads when so many of us had threads deleted by Oprah and Xiao is pretty classic Oprah. You doin okay Oprah?
Oprah's probably just fine, thanks.
 
Is there any topic more contentious than Cobra's drug use? It seems to seriously upset some people. Oprah for instance (who has since been removed as moderator) and his toadie xiaolongbitch (who Oprah made moderator) both seemed furious at discussions about whether Cobra was doing more than drink alcohol and smoke spice/weed/nicotine. Xiao continues to mock the majority of the viewership who seem pretty certain that Josh uses.

I just find it fascinating.
The only other thing that divide people is his odd pedo tendencies. You go to the sub Reddit and make a post saying “is it kind of weird that he talks about little girls twerking/starting their periods?”, you’ll get banned asap
 
The only other thing that divide people is his odd pedo tendencies. You go to the sub Reddit and make a post saying “is it kind of weird that he talks about little girls twerking/starting their periods?”, you’ll get banned asap
Hey bud you need to be careful about being "gaslighted" by "fan fiction" like that okay? Literally never happened.

Oh wait...

 
The only other thing that divide people is his odd pedo tendencies. You go to the sub Reddit and make a post saying “is it kind of weird that he talks about little girls twerking/starting their periods?”, you’ll get banned asap

I know he was doing hard stuff with warlord, but since the fight it is purely alcohol. I am waiting for him to lose control of his rectal sphincter and begin shitting his pants on stream.
 
I know he was doing hard stuff with warlord, but since the fight it is purely alcohol. I am waiting for him to lose control of his rectal sphincter and begin shitting his pants on stream.
Dave is on a lot of shit. I think he said he was on meth once. Also, Dave said on stream that he does dabs with cobra. If cobra hangs out with dave, and since cobra do anything he is given, most likely cobra is on some hard shit now.
 
Dave is on a lot of shit. I think he said he was on meth once. Also, Dave said on stream that he does dabs with cobra. If cobra hangs out with dave, and since cobra do anything he is given, most likely cobra is on some hard shit now.
True, I missed some of the recent stuff. I totally missed hobo Dave, the last I saw was Ian and Matt.
 
Why did you delete your reddit account? You were making a "King Cobra Simulator" with cooking way back in 2017. Your old videos seem to be gone too.

I know the why of this but I'm curious as to why the videos were removed. They were neat proto-build stuff.
 
Why did you delete your reddit account? You were making a "King Cobra Simulator" with cooking way back in 2017. Your old videos seem to be gone too.
I know the why of this but I'm curious as to why the videos were removed. They were neat proto-build stuff.
Game is here https://professionalwandmaker.itch.io/ (trailer here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqk5wXeuREI)
All OC vids are here

I deleted my reddit account because I'm autistic. This removed the videos as well unforchly.
 
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