Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I'm with you. I hope she notices how much higher her view counts are when her videos are Cobes oriented and devotes her channel to annoying him. I'll take boglim ex rage over gender relations any day.
It'd be like if Megan Schroeder decided to make videos where she decides to roast Chris, all because she had bad experiences with him. It's bad enough you're associated with Cobes, do you really want to embaress yourself by attempting to do some kind of cringey A-loggy commentary on his videos?
 
It'd be like if Megan Schroeder decided to make videos where she decides to roast Chris, all because she had bad experiences with him. It's bad enough you're associated with Cobes, do you really want to embaress yourself by attempting to do some kind of cringey A-loggy commentary on his videos?
If they are associated with Cobes, do you think they have the awareness to know it’s cringey or embarrassing?

I’m honestly embarrassed for that girl coming out and admitting she fucked that boglim. She nailed a tard, and even worse, let him fill her lady purse with his baby batter….
 
When he was born he had to be put into an incubator because his lungs were underdeveloped. I have no idea if by the time he was a toddler they quickly developed to how they should be and whether it could potentially affect him as an adult. But the combination of that and his constant smoking will eventually be a problem.

From what I've personally seen smoking is something that only really starts to hit hard after the age of around ~40-45. Cobes abuses his lungs more than most people I've seen though so it'll probably be sooner than that, it'll be a miracle if he's not suffering serious complications in the next five or so years.
 
If they are associated with Cobes, do you think they have the awareness to know it’s cringey or embarrassing?

I’m honestly embarrassed for that girl coming out and admitting she fucked that boglim. She nailed a tard, and even worse, let him fill her lady purse with his baby batter….
At least she seems to be self aware enough to realize Cobes was a regrettable choice? Based on what we know about the thruple she was a part of I'd wager she's continued to nail more tards post Cobes; he was just the first of the questionable cocks :lit:
 
When he was born he had to be put into an incubator because his lungs were underdeveloped. I have no idea if by the time he was a toddler they quickly developed to how they should be and whether it could potentially affect him as an adult. But the combination of that and his constant smoking will eventually be a problem.

From what I've personally seen smoking is something that only really starts to hit hard after the age of around ~40-45. Cobes abuses his lungs more than most people I've seen though so it'll probably be sooner than that, it'll be a miracle if he's not suffering serious complications in the next five or so years.

Break out that asthma pump, boys. It's the weekend.
 
If they care about smoking, they will flip their shit over a lathe. They are also pretty loud and will cause vibration through the floor. His neighbors will start complaining when there is a constant humming coming through the floorboards while he tries making wands at 2 AM drunk.

The lathe is a tiny tabletop lathe. It is way too tiny and shitty to cause any sort of vibration. The noise is probably no louder than a vacuum.

Now would a full extraction and denture fitting count? Because I feel like that could be the easiest to "deal with" as far as a major medical problem. Unless you mean infection leading to sepsis, which is arguably just as likely...

Lathe sperging here -

Cobes lathe is a small lathe that relies on speed for cutting not tool sharpness, it was never levelled or ballenced, or more importantly fixed down correctly I have 3 lathes a Drummond M-Type pre B model that is over 120 years old and is a treadle actuated lathe, it's full steel and cast iron and even flat out tops 3/400 rmp and does everything I require of it and apart from swearing when I fuck up is nearly totally soundless and vibration free, I have a Myford Super 7 Large Bore that thing can vary from wispier quiet to screaming banshee of death depending on the speed I'm spinning the work and how deep I am cutting, and a small bench top Emco 2000 DB/SL that is the closest thing I own to Cobes machine - that thing is loud an causes vibration and it doesn't matter what I do to quiet it the vibrations happen.

My Emco is mounted to a 2in thick slab of marble, a sheet of leather and then some felt matting, now if I put it on a work bench in my small shop it's relatively quiet inside my shop, but if I leave it running with a centred load without any cutting force it can build up a vibration I can hear on my wheely bins and after a while on the door to my shop, and that's a "Hobby" tool I've levelled, centred and made sure all the oiling beats specifications small non mounted machines that have high RPM's will always cause vibrations and not all of them are directly related to the machine it's self.

His Lathe is resting on it's hard rubber feet, that the owners manual says to remove and bolt down to a heavy duty work surface, and to centre your head and tail stocks and also use sharp tools and if doing long work use a Steady or Traveller, he's not done or doing any of that so he is running a machine at load (more than likely the wrong load as well for his set up) and it's a screaming humming bashiee of death.

Just to give you an example, My Drummond Pre-B can turn wood and I have a freehand tool rest for it, I broke a stick on the back of a old chair last year and it was just at the limmit of my work holding ability I was able to turn a replacement on it at 10pm at night and had to hold off installing it as the sound of a mallet would have been louder than turning it.

Also fun fact for you all, Electric wood lathes throw more dust than Wheel / great wheel lathes do more traditional lathes force you to have sharp tools far sharper than modern turners use and cut the fibres rather than smashing through them, I don't want to get into a argument of tooling geometry here but Speed compensates for a lack of tool sharpness.
 
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The amount of sawdust is going to be the real problem. Lathe noise and vibration may cause some issues, but that dust is going to eventually fuck his computer up.

My father had a computer outside his workshop and it would overheat and turn off. It ended up shitting the bed and I opened it up for him. It was packed with a fine powder that was everywhere. The top of every surface was covered, blankets and curtains coated, it floated visibly in the air and got pretty much everywhere. It's the equivalent of sand when you return from the beach. My old man also had a serious filtration system and this still happened. Also, it's worth mentioning that if you don't wear a mask that shit gets into your lungs. You end up coughing up dust and you blow it out your nose in clumps.

In all seriousness, I think Cobes either needs a group home or go back with his parents. We joke about him making frozen turkey bombs and drinking himself to death, but those are actually options on the table. A stable home life, someone telling him to take a fucking shower, and maybe a job would work wonders. Not the best for us but ideal for him.
 
So, all it takes it a reddit fallout and now we got ex-mods slinging shit and throwing deets all over the place.
I'll allow it, for now.
The amount of actual Cobra content in the last 20+ pages is so thin. I expected lots of new people here after Null did the stream, but I never thought it would get this gay.

I was excited to see the thread cross the 300 page threshold but most of the content is just gay edrama involving the reddit mods, Cobes's orbiters, Discord trolls, and other unfunny fags. It's sapped away the energy I had to keep up with this thread properly since I know when I open it'll be Oprah this, Courtney that.

This is how it's always been with Cobra. He's a "slow burn" as they say. However, I would take 100 pages of the same generic, hypothetical conversation about what drugs Cobra is possibly doing, or when we're getting another Clintervention over 20 pages of gay reddit shit.

This, honestly. I miss the old days when the thread would see bursts of activity whenever Cobes did something truly lulzy, then go fall back into hibernation for awhile with a few posts here and there.

Fuck's sake, someone make a thread of Courtney, Oprah, and the other fucks. I want the old thread back.

The amount of sawdust is going to be the real problem. Lathe noise and vibration may cause some issues, but that dust is going to eventually fuck his computer up.

My father had a computer outside his workshop and it would overheat and turn off. It ended up shitting the bed and I opened it up for him. It was packed with a fine powder that was everywhere. The top of every surface was covered, blankets and curtains coated, it floated visibly in the air and got pretty much everywhere. It's the equivalent of sand when you return from the beach. My old man also had a serious filtration system and this still happened. Also, it's worth mentioning that if you don't wear a mask that shit gets into your lungs. You end up coughing up dust and you blow it out your nose in clumps.

In all seriousness, I think Cobes either needs a group home or go back with his parents. We joke about him making frozen turkey bombs and drinking himself to death, but those are actually options on the table. A stable home life, someone telling him to take a fucking shower, and maybe a job would work wonders. Not the best for us but ideal for him.

I'm not sure how often he does wellness checks, but homedad Clint might get involved more than anything. He'll try to teach Cobes the basics of cleaning his lathe which Cobes will promptly forget, then probably resort to coming over and cleaning weekly or however often he can. But of course, that won't stop Cobes from going to a group home due to other factors, and that's probably what Clint would want. There's no way he'll allow Cobes to move back in with him, probably because he doesn't want to deal with his shit and because "muh autistic son's independence". I don't think the group home would necessarily be the end of Cobes, though. Most likely just another saga. He might not go to the tard bin, though. Speaking as someone that's delivered meds to them in the past, you have to be either profoundly retarded or can't live on your own at all. Cobes has at least shown he can live on his own for the most part, but has issues with alcohol and some other factors. Most likely it'll be a halfway house of some sort because Clint will think that it can get Cobes back on his feet and working again and therefore out of his hair for a little longer. The day Cobes does move back in with Clint though is the day Clint will have to admit defeat.
 
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The new Matrix movie looks pretty good
 
I honestly never see a group home saga happening. When Clint and Stepmom Tanis die, he’ll just get some SSI payee social worker situation.

If he lives that long. Homedad Clint is in his 50s and in decent health which likely means he'll be around for another 20-30 years which is longer than Cobes is likely to live.
 
If they are associated with Cobes, do you think they have the awareness to know it’s cringey or embarrassing?

I’m honestly embarrassed for that girl coming out and admitting she fucked that boglim. She nailed a tard, and even worse, let him fill her lady purse with his baby batter….

At the same time we don’t mind her doing this because it also gives us more info on them.
 
@Mr.Hyde I believe this is your call-to-arms, since your interest lies in the retard circus and less about Josh. Nobody writes better than when they have a passion for the subject.

I’d participate if it was a cobes board, but anything and everything of interest these mongs do is associated with cobra. Take them away from him and they’re regular discord spergs.

I’ve taken fleeting internet in most recent the boglim bunch because they were running a scam in cobras name and had done so much retarded shit in 3 months that flew under the radar, and it all centered around Josh.

I don’t know if it would actually work or the logistics of it either. They all ran away once we started paying attention for a minute. My main thinking is that when cobes is boring people like warlord scotty Steve Courtney the mods whatever could all have active threads; but only if they piggybacked off of cobra in that fashion. That’s as far as I’ve thought it out though. It could just not be worth the work needed to make it happen.

I would enjoy the opportunity to really dig in to these extras

Edit: could be worth it alone for a dedicated “lost media” thread dedicated to finding old gothickingcobra52 videos and shit assumed lost to time and sperg outs
 
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