Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Does anyone here know if Josh has watched Metalocalypse?
Yeah he poorly imitated the voices of the characters before.


There's a couple more times he's mentioned it. Seems like he watched Adult Swim because he's mentioned several different shows. Of course he thinks Dr Rockso is funny.

Cobes ate 12 hard boiled eggs today on stream as a food challenge/tribute to Meatloaf passing and he just looked sick as fuck the whole time. He tried to watch some videos about king cobras but you can tell he was fighting vomit. Right after he finished he drank some Bud Light which Im sure really helped. I'm pretty sure he overdosed on egg and the EMTs are reviving him as we speak. No one man can handle all that egg.
 
M'gourd rocking a new hat. I didn't know his head could look any bigger!
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See you next Friday!
Lol you guys have the thinnest skin I've ever seen. Just pure beta-male energy. Couldn't take the hard truths. Guess I'll always stay winning!

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Also for a thread that's been around a good minute you guys don't know jack shit. I am astonished to see how little your peanut heads have stored up there. Get mad, seethe, shake, tremble. Ban me if you will, but I'll always live rent free in your heads.
 
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Is there anyone here who is qualified/knowledgeable enough about the subject of teeth that can give a diagnosis as to what his tooth/mouth problems (probably) are? I love to laugh at Cobes's stupidity but losing your teeth like that... shit that is a really fucked up fate for any human and combined with the advancing balding his newfound meth/mountain dew mouth look will really hit him where it hurts as far as how attractive he thinks he is...

he is lucky clint is around, while the high cost of veneers may be out of their budget, I know Clint would pay for a dental mouthpiece to fill in any spaces... I also was just thinking that Josh doesn't realise how having missing teeth will really affect his interactions with law enforcement, once you have the meth mouth look going you look like either a hard drug addict/criminal or a member of the impoverished under class, the two demographics cops hit hardest against.

Josh in jail saga is going to eventually happen, it happens to 99% of alcoholics/addicts, it would start with something as simple as a public intoxication but I'm afraid Josh's tard energy could escalate into a resisting arrest/assault on a police officer, etc. Not to mention the inevitable probation he would get would most likely entail no alcohol/drugs, which he will 100% violate in some form or another.

And to anyone who is like "Yea but Josh is extremely leery of law enforcement/etc" NO ONE PLANS ON GETTING ARRESTED/GETTING LOCKED UP, PERIOD. It just happens, and it happens quite frequently to people who lead a lifestyle like he does. Just imagine if at that one night at the CY bar that patron really got into Josh's face and Josh was dumb enough to pull a knife or take a swing... And Josh is also imbued with his absolutely fucking retarded notion that autistic people are immune under the eyes of the law which I feel will lead to him acting recklessly in such a manner.
I am not qualified to speak to any kind of dentistry, but I have taken over 10,000 pictures of dentures weirdly enough. From the cheapest lowest grade, to a pair of fake teeth you'd never believe were fake for a "chain store" dentist and I learned a lot about them and the practice.

Josh is the exact type of person who will end up having tooth pain one day and his option will be to get the tooth pulled. If he has lots of rot and damage under the plaque and all of his teeth need to go, he will be one of those people who get all of their teeth pulled, because that is cheaper than actually fixing the issues, then he'll get a $300 set of dentures and probably not ever wear them because they won't be comfortable.
 
Does it annoy more people than just me that this delusional dude prob thinks he's way more cooler and good looking than most avarage folks?
He smells good
Has muscles
Can play guitar
Makes magick wands
Hi-test hobbies like woodworking, beer drinking and smoking
Rides a chopper everywhere

You're just jealous, troll. Get banned.
 
The thing with Jord’s jacked up rotting teeth situation is that his hygiene is non-existent and he hangs out with disease-riddled lowest-rung type people. He could very very easily get a nasty germ that will travel straight from his filthy hands to his rotting mouth, and from there could lead to bacterial infections, (especially of the heart if I recall correctly)
At this point I have to assume Clint is just letting nature take its course, and I’m not going to judge him for that.
 
Seizure's latest call-in stream:

@SeizureRobot5000 have you ever thought of streaming whilst working on one of your videos, something like one of your animations?
Stuff involving my video mixers, circuit bending, the VCR, etc. would be really fun. With the sheer number of different cabling/effect combinations possible on the mixer I'm always surprised at what comes out. Effects like this (mildly NSFW, big boobs) could be shown in real time. I would have to get ear plugs or noise cancelling headphones though, the mixer puts out a terrible high frequency noise. Sorry gang for off-topic discussion.
 
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