Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think it archived your username there man, you might want to be careful.
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I was confused when I first saw the username too. It's not mine. It might be because you have to be logged in to properly see reddit comments or something? Idk, but it's the archive website's account, not mine
 
Rumply4Skyn said:
I think it is a mix of trying to fuck him over for laughs and being genuinely annoyed that he gets over on the law.
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Most of the time it's just people seeing an opportunity to fuck someone over without any consequences. The trolling will eventually escalate to the point where even more trolls like "fat-fuck" will start appearing.

These are the sort of people who'll justify making his life even more miserable because he deserves being destitute or whatever, I'd say that most people following him hate him because of his ego.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Most of the time it's just people seeing an opportunity to fuck someone over without any consequences. The trolling will eventually escalate to the point where more trolls like "fat-fuck" will start appearing.

These are the sort of people who'll justify making his life even more miserable to because he deserves being destitute or whatever, I'd say that most people following him hate him because of his ego.
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There is more fat fucks from Kentucky than ever before and it seems the sentiment is tilting to their favor in the subreddit. You have leftists seething and dilating cause cobra is an altright trans hating rapist. You have rightists malding that he’s a leech on society and doesn’t contribute because he’s not a wagie and “muh taxes” are funding his lifestyle of squalor.

They’re all faggots who want to legitimately see misfortune come to him for various reasons and it’s absolutely going to spoil everything for those of us who are just content to watch and have a laugh at his antics. If you point out how retarded they are they all immediately start crying that you’re a paypig who buys wands or some shit because they can’t fathom the idea that people are entertained by cobras unintentional hilarity and if they acknowledge that then they’d have to come to terms with the fact they’re being sadistic psychopaths over some retard in wyoming and his inconsequential YouTube channel.

The people who are angry at him because he says transphobic/misogynistic/homophobic shit are complete retards because what does it matter? You wanna punish him for saying bad shit? Why? He’s some retard in middle of nowhere wyoming with a YouTube channel that’s entire audience is mocking him. It’s not like somebody is gonna be like “hmmm you know, he’s got a pretty good point about these gender relations” and anybody retarded enough to think that had no hope from the beginning.

And the people who are angry that he’s a “leech” and doesn’t work and collect benefits are retarded because… so what? He gets what? At most $1000 a month from the gov? $12,000 a year? And he STILL ends up living in abject squalor and complete misery with income supplemented by people who toss money at him like a monkey to see him dance while openly mocking him? If he was abusing the system and actually living a nice life that’s one thing but the guys existence is fuckin absolute hell. “Oh but it’s no fair that he doesn’t have to work and can drink all day while there is homeless single mothers and children out there!” Yeah, sure, but the guy gets probably $12,000 a year while every missile the US fires anywhere in the world for any reason costs taxpayers about 1.4 million dollars each. Seething at cobra and trying to get his channel, stores, merch, etc taken down over the misuse of your tax dollars is the silliest fucking shit I can possible think of
 
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GeorgeApley said:
it's also fun to hear the dweebs clutch their pearls and wring their hands about "COBES IS DOING DRUGS HOW FUCKING DARE HE OMG"
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Second most annoying thing after that is "OMG GUISE COBES IS LITERALLY DYEEEENNNNG." Shut the fuck up. Addicts are gonna addict, you can't make him stop, and half of these people making these claims couldn't tell a Xanax from a ibuprofen. He's not dying, Cobes will probably languish for many decades to come.

I also lol everytime there's a stream about trannies because I know the troons on reddit will seethe and cope and cry. Possibly dilate.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
Seething at cobra and trying to get his channel, stores, merch, etc taken down over the misuse of your tax dollars is the silliest fucking shit I can possible think of
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best part is 90% of these faggots probably pay a few thousand a year in taxes, anyways

and yea anyone with a brain who wants to attack the tax system in America should aim their sights at the military-troon complex like you did, but these are the types of people who spend hours watching milquetoast vidya streamers for "entertainment"

there is also the conundrum of "josh is a retard and can't do anything" vs "josh is a retard who is able to live inside and make enough money to live a lifestyle he likes by making cockanamy wand shops and solicit paypal donations from complete strangers", like pick one, say what you want about the dude but he built himself a brand, albeit an incredibly goofy one but like shiet, america is a fucking clownworld hell hole for a large part of its population

which leads me to another tangent, Josh's whackadoodle friends, THOSE ARE A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF THE AMERICAN PROLETARIAT (on the lower end, but still). For those of us lucky enough to have been born in better circumstances we really have no right to judge. Also lets face it, if josh wasnt whacked in the head he would have turned out completely differently, Clint and his wife are definitely middle income earners, which means a lot more living in a place with a cost of living like fucking Wyoming.

The Clint hate is another thing that gets to me to, like how the fuck do you deal with something like Josh? Shut him away in a group home/institutionalise him?

I for one actuall believe that when Cobra says wand wednesdays are a father son bonding activity. Clint obviously helps fill the cracks of Cobra's finances, and the poor guy has gone on reddit and written out fairly reasonable pleas for a cessation of the malicious trolling and explained what raising a Gothic Cowboy was like.

I know I may seem like a white knight but I'm not advocating for Cobes to become a nuclear power plant engineer or write a symphony, he is kind of like a pet snake, you observe it do the snake like stuff and enjoy it for what it is, a snake (the reptile, not an underhanded person). You don't expect it to act like a cuddly dog.

Who'd want to watch Cobra make a cohesive argument for changing the American power grid or a dissertation on the works of Thomas Mann? I sure as hell wouldn't. I want insane drink combos and absolutely horrendous fashion choices.
 
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I understand the people who whine that he isnt working and muh taxes, I don't really give a shit but I feel like it's more understandable than the people who think he's a nazi transphobe homophobic evil altrighter. Like the dude just parrots shit he watches on youtube, if anyone shows him a video he's going to parrot it thinking he's some kind of commentator. Why are you taking him seriously lmfao
 
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Can't help but laugh like a retard everytime this pops up.
 
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TurdFondler said:
It's cheaper keeping people like cobes on the dole in shitty apartments than it is to let them live on the street or institutionalize them (medical or corrections). An inmate costs the taxpayer way more than welfare, and hobos end up costing a bundle in hospital visits.
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He should be living with Clint, but it just seems like Clint realized he'll never have to deal with any temper tantrums with trying to get Cobes not to live like a boglim if he cut him loose and just helps to keep him afloat by taking care of any paperwork or official business for him. This is the best our boy is gonna have it cuz when dads gone, theres nothing that's going to be there for him because he won't have a clue how to manage any of his welfare or apartment arrangements.
 
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W00K #17 said:
I also never understood people who genuinely hate Cobes and wish bad things upon him. He's a goofy but ultimately harmless weirdo who provides an occasional laugh. Compared the other cows on the site he's hardly worth farming top hats over.
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A-Loggin'. Far more people than you'd expect legitimately can't differentiate between "Haha, look at this dumb asshole" and "Holy shit, this PIECE OF SHIT!" well enough to understand someone can be kind of a scumbag, as Jord is, and still not worthy of their "punishment".
 
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Where did Cobra get the money to spend “over $100” on a pipe? He’s also been eating a lot of shit like ribs and steak lately. Has he been making that much from paypal and wand sales?
 
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StoicMoose said:
I understand the people who whine that he isnt working and muh taxes, I don't really give a shit but I feel like it's more understandable than the people who think he's a nazi transphobe homophobic evil altrighter. Like the dude just parrots shit he watches on youtube, if anyone shows him a video he's going to parrot it thinking he's some kind of commentator. Why are you taking him seriously lmfao
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That happens all the time. He will watch a video saying one thing is bad and will repeat the same thing until the next video say the compete opposite and he will agree with the new video. He doesn’t have a brain. Boglins are born without them.
 
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