Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Jord got a new phone and he is looking, sounding, and feelin GOOD! We're now entering the 1080p phone era! no part one yet though.
Does it sound like he’s on some kind of upper to anyone else? He seems way more animated and bombastic than normal, but maybe that’s just because he’s not drunk as piss like most of his newer content. Stoked for the new phone though, his recent phone videos have been pretty much unwatchable due to the audio.
 
Does it sound like he’s on some kind of upper to anyone else? He seems way more animated and bombastic than normal, but maybe that’s just because he’s not drunk as piss like most of his newer content. Stoked for the new phone though, his recent phone videos have been pretty much unwatchable due to the audio.

It sounds like he just deep fried a steak…

And he does seem a lot more energetic. I’m guessing pills of some sort.
I think he is just excited and in a good mood; he got a new phone, his new pipe came in, might have a bit of money in his paypal, and he's eating a steak. He could also be on something but idk.
 
Everclear mixed with orange juice.
Used to do a 70/30 mix.
70 being everclear.
Dark times.
Dark Shameful times.
That you still gave a damn about the OJ says to me that you never reached your full shame potential. That it was everclear, as opposed to a screwdriver, says to me that you will recognize the following.

This is your drink, served by a pro in a regular sized tumbler. It contains ice, top shelf vodka, tonic, a lime wedge. It's sipped, experienced.

Skip ahead an indeterminate amount of time. The drink is now a double.

Skip ahead again. The lime is gone.

Next is the tonic. And then, as we continue skipping ahead, the quality of the vodka declines. Then the ice dissappears. And then the tumbler.

You're drinking room temperature vodka, purchased from a gas station at 6am, straight from the cheap plastic bottle.

Cobes still has plenty of room to grow.
 
Does it sound like he’s on some kind of upper to anyone else? He seems way more animated and bombastic than normal, but maybe that’s just because he’s not drunk as piss like most of his newer content. Stoked for the new phone though, his recent phone videos have been pretty much unwatchable due to the audio.

I think he is just excited and in a good mood; he got a new phone, his new pipe came in, might have a bit of money in his paypal, and he's eating a steak. He could also be on something but idk.

My working theory is that he's come to hate or at least dislike streaming so that's why he looks and sounds miserable most times. He can't stop because it gives him the attention he craves, and most importantly he knows that it's his only way to get quick and easy disposable income. The last time he said he was going to take a break to work on wands, he kept his word until he ended up streaming while drunk at the Knight's and wanted to feel important.
 
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My working theory is that he's come to hate or at least dislike streaming but now does it to get the attention he craves, and most importantly he knows that it's his only way to get quick and easy disposable income. The last time he said he was going to take a break to work on wands, he kept his word until he ended up streaming while drunk at the Knight's and wanted to feel important.
I agree. He really loves the attention. his ego is so bloated from all these weird "supporters" that he will stream while being constantly being made fun of.
 
A-Loggin'. Far more people than you'd expect legitimately can't differentiate between "Haha, look at this dumb asshole" and "Holy shit, this PIECE OF SHIT!" well enough to understand someone can be kind of a scumbag, as Jord is, and still not worthy of their "punishment".
Totally agree. Like, do I think Josh is a shitty person? Oh certainly. But it doesn’t bother me at all. He’s some random retarded dude in wyoming, what the hell do I care if he’s an asshole? It has no bearing whatsoever over my life or over the lives of anybody I know.

Imagine granting some regard who doesn’t know you exist enough power over you to get you emotionally worked up. That’s what they’re doing.
 
How do these people expect Josh to make money outside of disability?? he cant get a job anymore because retards will ring up and be like "duhh is josh there" almost any job that isn't owned by his family is going to fire him within the week

They don’t care, they just get their kicks out of trolling instead of letting Jord give us the gems naturally. I still watch the drunk stupor fall video numerous times for a laugh.
 
How do these people expect Josh to make money outside of disability?? he cant get a job anymore because retards will ring up and be like "duhh is josh there" almost any job that isn't owned by his family is going to fire him within the week

He could get a job.

You ever been to a Walmart? His special type greets you at the door. My neighbour has a downy kid who works, it’s something trivial but he does something. Josh is dumb as fuck and would mess ip often, but he can and has proved he can work. The tax breaks a company gets just from having him do nothing would be worth it to them.

People like him needs a routine, not too mention him specially, anything other being a ‘drunken sexy goth bad boy’ as being his identity.
 
He could get a job.

You ever been to a Walmart? His special type greets you at the door. My neighbour has a downy kid who works, it’s something trivial but he does something. Josh is dumb as fuck and would mess ip often, but he can and has proved he can work. The tax breaks a company gets just from having him do nothing would be worth it to them.

People like him needs a routine, not too mention him specially, anything other being a ‘drunken sexy goth bad boy’ as being his identity.
Yeah he can work but it'll get ruined like his Wendy's job some loser will ring up and hassle his workplace and get him fired.

As for routine he needs to start hitting the gym with Clint as apparently hes a bodybuilder it'd be a good father son bonding activity but it'd do a word of good for him
 
He could get a job.

You ever been to a Walmart? His special type greets you at the door. My neighbour has a downy kid who works, it’s something trivial but he does something. Josh is dumb as fuck and would mess ip often, but he can and has proved he can work. The tax breaks a company gets just from having him do nothing would be worth it to them.

People like him needs a routine, not too mention him specially, anything other being a ‘drunken sexy goth bad boy’ as being his identity.
He worked at walmart and quit/got fired, I believe the trolls had something to do with it. I know somewhere he bitched about cutting his finger with a box cutter, correct me if I’m regarded. As an aside we can refer to the frosties incident in which fags had to ruin our gothic badboys nightout for…. Lulz? We are entering the cancer zone of this cow unfortunately.
 
The job at wendy's really was almost a perfect fit, the only problem was he was on the public side of the business where people were probably complaining about him outside of just the trolls as well. There was definitly some arrangement between the wendy's owner, a support service, and clint that got him that job, yet even before the trolls forced their hand to fire him they were cutting his hours to a level where he wasn't able to live off his pay check and thus had to lean in on his ssi. If they would have gotten him a similar job, say a janitor spot in some office building in the evenings, there wouldn't have been that pressure of being in front of people. No telling what a-logs would have done to get him fired from it though. DOesn't matter at this point, I highly doubt anyone could ever get him to get a job again. He's far too into the idea that he's a business owner making wands.
 
If they would have gotten him a similar job, say a janitor spot in some office building in the evenings, there wouldn't have been that pressure of being in front of people. No telling what a-logs would have done to get him fired from it though. DOesn't matter at this point, I highly doubt anyone could ever get him to get a job again. He's far too into the idea that he's a business owner making wands.

Literal janny or some night shift job would be perfect. No public to see his weird ass and limited interactions except with people who work with him. Stream during the day, work at night.

You are right though, he wouldn’t want to stop his ego trip of being a ‘wand maker’.

This is why I blame Clint. Cobes needs to be put into an Involuntary Guardianship.
 
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Frankly it seems like a lose lose for clint. Either do the involuntary guardian thing and josh will forever resent you and make your life hell, always rebelling and perhaps doing something even worse than what he does now just for the sake of rebelling, which is entirely how josh defined himself growing up and has basically set itself in stone as how he sees himself. Goth bad boy villain. So he chose to do the opposite, give in to jord and let him "live" his own "life" yet watch over him and make sure he isn't out on the streets and try to guide him without directly intervening on what he can and cant do too often. Which brought us to the now.
 
How do these people expect Josh to make money outside of disability?? he cant get a job anymore because retards will ring up and be like "duhh is josh there" almost any job that isn't owned by his family is going to fire him within the week
If he got a job we would only find out if he mentioned to us he got a job. It's completely possible for him to get a minimum wage job. He'd just need to keep his fat carp lips shut.
 
He worked at walmart and quit/got fired, I believe the trolls had something to do with it. I know somewhere he bitched about cutting his finger with a box cutter, correct me if I’m regarded. As an aside we can refer to the frosties incident in which fags had to ruin our gothic badboys nightout for…. Lulz? We are entering the cancer zone of this cow unfortunately.
Wasn't that Couch Chris? I thought he got fired from Walmart because he hurt himself one too many times, and I remember CC saying that he cut himself while opening boxes but it didn't even hurt and Walmart was making a big deal over nothing.

Unless Cobes also worked there for a time?
 
Wasn't that Couch Chris? I thought he got fired from Walmart because he hurt himself one too many times, and I remember CC saying that he cut himself while opening boxes but it didn't even hurt and Walmart was making a big deal over nothing.

Unless Cobes also worked there for a time?
Praise cobras magic (and his fandom page). Your right. Oh well it is what it is toobz.
 
If he got a job we would only find out if he mentioned to us he got a job.

So in other words, it would be completely impossible for him, lol.

Also, love him channeling some George W. Bush here:



“No, you can’t make stupid up; stupid is, as is, uh, stupid goes.”
 
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That's more money down the drain because he is going to destroy that pipe. Pipefag spiel: it is ideal to own at least six to seven pipes and rotate them. If you smoke daily, you smoke out of it once a day, wait until it cools, clean the stem and shank with pipe cleaners, then cure them with a cleaner and sweetener. Rotating allows the pipe time to cool and cure so it doesn't get "ghosted" (a sour base flavor that can pollute subsequent smoking). You also want to maintain the bowl "cake", which is the carbon buildup. This is done with a reamer tool. Maintaining about dime thickness will help keep the pipe cool while smoking and protect the bowl. But if you let it get too thick it can crack and in turn damage the bowl. If you do all of these things, a pipe can quite literally last you a lifetime. Those two previous pipes are likely fucking disgusting because, as we know, Cobes can't be bothered to take care of things. I own two Savinelli's and they are fantastic pipes. Absolutely worth the money. As an enthusiast, it pains me to know the ultimate fate of that pipe.
 
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