Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

He really can't seem to grasp the situation.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Huh.

"I don't fuck with you guys and your problems, so what if you're a lesbian, so what if you drink wine?"

His mum is the wine, so who's the lesbian in the family? Did he just accidentally out Tiana as a fuckin' lesbian? lmfao hahahahah oh if that's the case

 

[crying and shidding]

1,103 Cobros in the chat tonight! that's what's up toobs!

 

[TurdFondler]

LMFAO he nodded off mid sentence in one of his "but I'm too drunk" loops

I hope someone is archiving this

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

"Dad's just jealous I ended up actually being magic. it is what it is..."

 

[daBonehead]

He really can't seem to grasp the situation.

Clint: Josh you're too drunk to go out to dinner.
Cobra: NOOOO YOU HATE ME ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOU DONT SUPPORT ME DONT YOU KNOW IM A YOUTUBE LEGEND AND ROCKSTAR

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

HOMEDAD IS A JEALOUS TROLLE!

Am I hearing shit or is his phone going off in vibrate mode every few minutes?

 

[charlesdickens]

He really wants his father to suck his dick.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think some people thought his magic shit was an act and now see he actually believes that shit.

"You know what fuck you. You're jealous and if you wanna be friends, we can be friends. But if you wanna be autistic and be like, my son is more famous... I'd be like dude you should be proud! Hey my son, is like the next Ozzy Osbourne! It should be enough but it is not enough."

Same with him thinking he was famous. He really is fucking crazy

" I haven't done shit with my life? I've established a cult..."

 

[LemmeSee]

If this is 31 I cant wait for 41

 

[crying and shidding]

HOMEDAD IS A JEALOUS TROLLE!

Am I hearing shit or is his phone going off in vibrate mode every few minutes?

yeah his phone is on the desk. seems like somebody is trying to call him.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

yeah his phone is on the desk. seems like somebody is trying to call him.

Homedad's watching his roast. I wonder if it's gotten to the point where Clint shows up to his door and he livestreams them screaming at each other through the door.

 

[Clint's Burden]

If Josh picks up that phone and it's Clint, the first thing you're gunna hear is


well

a lot's up, Josh

 

[crying and shidding]

Homedad's watching his roast. I wonder if it's gotten to the point where Clint shows up to his door and he livestreams them screaming at each other through the door.

if we could only be so lucky my friend.

 

[SnusBurns]

His mum is the wine, so who's the lesbian in the family? Did he just accidentally out Tiana as a fuckin' lesbian? lmfao hahahahah oh if that's the case

Yeah I was kinda wondering why he was bringing up lesbians with his parents.

 

[charlesdickens]

Isn't his sister bi or something? Maybe Clint's a beard for Tannis.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Who the hell else makes wands in his family?
It's just the nature of the beast, toobz.
He's not gonna let this ruin his birthday, and definitely not going to keep repeating the same shit over and over until he passes out from alcohol poisoning.

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes is fading fast

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Who the hell else makes wands in his family?
It's just the nature of the beast, toobz.
He's not gonna let this ruin his birthday, and definitely not going to keep repeating the same shit over and over until he passes out from alcohol poisoning.

I think he's insinuating that when Clint "helped him" and made that one, he was doing like the magic wand equivalent of what Gale did in Breaking Bad and watched Walt make the meth so he could learn the recipe and take over.

Breaking Bog.

 

[crying and shidding]

Cobes is fading fast

he's been holding onto that same cigarette for like 35 minutes now.