Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jedem Fall said:
So he mentions losing the "certificate" for the dummy upgrade. I've never sent a ventrilliquist dummy off for upgrade but this seems like a weird system for an online business. 50 bucks says Josh is sending Shon to a troll. Incoming Shon hostage gayops story arc.
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I think this is the place he thinks he is sending it. Specifically the certificates he talks about. https://www.throwthings.com/upgrade-certificates
 
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Muze said:
I think this is the place he thinks he is sending it. Specifically the certificates he talks about. https://www.throwthings.com/upgrade-certificates
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I stand corrected, dummy upgrade certificate is a legitimate thing. I suppose there's still a chance a troll sent him a fake one but this is likely on the up and up. He's mentioned throwthings by name several times, glad there's still a chance we see Shon back on his knee again.
 
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Jedem Fall said:
I stand corrected, dummy upgrade certificate is a legitimate thing. I suppose there's still a chance a troll sent him a fake one but this is likely on the up and up. He's mentioned throwthings by name several times, glad there's still a chance we see Shon back on his knee again.
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I have a hunch that it's going to a troll. I don't want to say exactly why quite yet just in case, but some of the hypotheses I have lead to interesting possibilities.
 
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Jedem Fall said:
I stand corrected, dummy upgrade certificate is a legitimate thing. I suppose there's still a chance a troll sent him a fake one but this is likely on the up and up. He's mentioned throwthings by name several times, glad there's still a chance we see Shon back on his knee again.
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He's mentioned them a handful of times throughout the years as it's the website he originally bought Shon at. He's wanted to upgrade him for a long, long time but like with everything related to Josh and money, he's simply not capable of not immediately spending whatever money he has. If it's actually getting upgraded, this is gunna be pretty cool. He's wanted this for a while, he's gunna be ecstatic for weeks and you'll likely see more Shon & Saunders as opposed to mindless drivel.

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I have a hunch that it's going to a troll. I don't want to say exactly why quite yet just in case, but some of the hypotheses I have lead to interesting possibilities.
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If it is a troll, I can't help but think of how fuckin' dumb of an idea it is. Imagine giving Josh your name and address to steal his dummy. He's just going to tell his handlers who you are and they'll call the cops.

If you're going through all that effort and money, just buy a Shon yourself and make it look exactly like Josh's. Then do a ransom video while it's in transit, claiming to have abducted him. Harmless and hilarious, he'd probably believe it too depending on how it's played out.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
He's mentioned them a handful of times throughout the years as it's the website he originally bought Shon at.
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Josh got Shon as a childhood gift. He says he can't remember if it was Christmas or his birthday but he's mentioned several times that he's had him since childhood. Everytime I can recall him mentioning them it was in reference to an upgrade.
 
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Just watched the dummy boxing/banging video and Cobes named the place initially and then re-iterated multiple times that he didn't want to name where he's sending Shon off to. He sure defeated those trolls with that superior thinking™. Also glad that he's now listing off STD/kid-free in his criteria, but failed to mention 'alive' again. Necrophilia Saga comin' in nicely, Toobs.
 
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StoicMoose said:
for fucks sake. That's all we need, more reasons for Cobes to isolate himself.
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It doesn't lead to anything good. If he got banned from Paypal, we would just see him slowly starve to death as he spends what little money he has on booze. Not that it would matter, Clint would just buy him food and supplement his stupidity. I have no idea what they try and accomplish fucking with him. What do they want? Him to mention them in a video?
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
It doesn't lead to anything good. If he got banned from Paypal, we would just see him slowly starve to death as he spends what little money he has on booze. Not that it would matter, Clint would just buy him food and supplement his stupidity. I have no idea what they try and accomplish fucking with him. What do they want? Him to mention them in a video?
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They just hate him. I mean, I hate him too, but I also love to hate watch him too. Redditors always feel the need to moral fag and go on a moral crusade against shit, fuckin internet activists.
 
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