Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
Can we go back to discussing ‘saving’ Cobes? Maybe how he is not really an alcoholic? Speculate on his financial situation for the 1000th time?
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I don't think he can be saved right now, he's going to have to come to a point where the depression is more rampant and he's in a genuine crisis before he will improve in any way.

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Anything other than meth head pussy lips and sad sagging grapefruit tit? This is the darkest turn yet in this sad saga
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Well to be fair every orrafice in her body seems to have suffered some serious blow out missing teeth, anus boardering on prolapse and a vagina that sad it can be confused for a ball bag, I wonder if she got them all at once.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Can we go back to discussing ‘saving’ Cobes? Maybe how he is not really an alcoholic? Speculate on his financial situation for the 1000th time?
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I'm curious about his ability to plan ahead, I thought maybe he was just doing his normal tangent on camera, sending the videos to porkney ( since he cant edit for shit, I doubt he can clip a video into parts ) who was cutting them down into chunks.


Noticed this morning this mothers day video, same box on the couch, same clothes ( obviously both possible to be left for days anyway ) but half a bottle of cherry beer, same as the beer float video.

Made Friday or earlier, meaning he actively thought ahead on the Friday to make a video for mothers day in advance. That's mind-blowing to me.
 
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unnatural mayonnaise said:
I'm curious about his ability to plan ahead, I thought maybe he was just doing his normal tangent on camera, sending the videos to porkney ( since he cant edit for shit, I doubt he can clip a video into parts ) who was cutting them down into chunks.


Noticed this morning this mothers day video, same box on the couch, same clothes ( obviously both possible to be left for days anyway ) but half a bottle of cherry beer, same as the beer float video.

Made Friday or earlier, meaning he actively thought ahead on the Friday to make a video for mothers day in advance. That's mind-blowing to me.
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I think we are seeing his ‘management team’ at work. It wouldn’t even surprise me if he gave them access to his channel.

He is a lazy fuck. He may talk about being famous and having a ‘cult’ but he won’t put in any work. If he could just get patreon money, occasionally wand funds, and still get drunk than he would never go live.

He’s literally a piece of shit that is all about path of least resistance
 
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My take on the “Joke” videos: Josh is using Gray Rock Method to make trolls disinterested and unsubscribe.

I'm not saying it was his idea, but I do think that's what his goal is.

For anyone unfamiliar with Gray Rock Method, here's some info.

From the link:

The technique may involve:

- avoiding interactions with the abusive person
- keeping unavoidable interactions brief
- giving short or one-word answers to questions
- communicating in a factual, unemotional way

The aim is to cause the abusive person to lose interest and stop their antagonistic behavior, to protect a person’s emotional well-being.

Now read that list in the context of his channel activity in the last few weeks.

I think he was told to do this for a month (or longer) to weed out the trolls with the shortest attention spans, who will get bored, unsub, and move on to a different cow. Then he will gradually start his old routine again, once he feels (or is told) that the attention has cooled down.

People suggesting everyone should unsubscribe are giving him exactly what he wants. He just wants his small core audience back who tell him what he wants to hear and don't pick on him.

FWIW, I am very sick of his joke videos, so if that’s what it is, it must be working.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
My take on the “Joke” videos: Josh is using Gray Rock Method to make trolls disinterested and unsubscribe.

I'm not saying it was his idea, but I do think that's what his goal is.

For anyone unfamiliar with Gray Rock Method, here's some info.

From the link:

The technique may involve:

- avoiding interactions with the abusive person
- keeping unavoidable interactions brief
- giving short or one-word answers to questions
- communicating in a factual, unemotional way

The aim is to cause the abusive person to lose interest and stop their antagonistic behavior, to protect a person’s emotional well-being.

Now read that list in the context of his channel activity in the last few weeks.

I think he was told to do this for a month (or longer) to weed out the trolls with the shortest attention spans, who will get bored, unsub, and move on to a different cow. Then he will gradually start his old routine again, once he feels (or is told) that the attention has cooled down.

People suggesting everyone should unsubscribe are giving him exactly what he wants. He just wants his small core audience back who tell him what he wants to hear and don't pick on him.

FWIW, I am very sick of his joke videos, so if that’s what it is, it must be working.
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surely the real answer must be far more retarded
 
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