Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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mars said:
Noise fines where I live are incredibly hard to get. I believe the cop has to bring out a decibel meter and stand a certain distance away and measure the sound over a set amount of time. 99% of the time the police just tell you to quiet down. You pretty much have to blast music on an everyday basis after midnight or have the police come over multiple times in one night to get a noise citation and I live in a much nicer area than cobes.

I don't think his apartment could fine him that much for noise either. That's essentially a months rent at those buildings.

I've been wrong before though, if he ever does another drunk stream I'm sure he'll spill the beans.
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Yeah, its an interesting theory but my gut sticks with him not wanting to settle for a budget phone and his phone actually being broken or something.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
If he ever got up enough courage to go to a strip club, you know he would def ‘fall in love’.
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If you think about it the staff (girls) in the strip club are discerning to a degree when it comes to clientele. They are all there to play rubes don’t get me wrong but I can imagine as far as the hierarchy of strippers he’s getting his pockets emptied by the bottom of the barrel. I can just smell the stale cigarettes, STD’s, and desperation on those willing to charm and seduce the Cobra. Bottom tier Wyoming strippers with 3 baby daddy, two restraining orders, a felony, and meth problem. How could our charming gothic hero not find the woman of his dreams?
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
If you think about it the staff (girls) in the strip club are discerning to a degree when it comes to clientele. They are all there to play rubes don’t get me wrong but I can imagine as far as the hierarchy of strippers he’s getting his pockets emptied by the bottom of the barrel. I can just smell the stale cigarettes, STD’s, and desperation on those willing to charm and seduce the Cobra. Bottom tier Wyoming strippers with 3 baby daddy, two restraining orders, a felony, and meth problem. How could our charming gothic hero not find the woman of his dreams?
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I could totally see cobra being too shy to shoot his shot with the "hot"/"cute" strippers.
 
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The Ideal AutoModerator said:
I could totally see cobra being too shy to shoot his shot with the "hot"/"cute" strippers.
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Those girls have zero standards — if they think you have money (any amount) they will come up to him. They will act like his gf, ask about his penis tattoo, and then ask if wanna go to somewhere. He would be the private I’d see in the army being led to the atm.

I could also see him wearing sweat-pants to the strip club. Fucking disgusting and probably TMI, but knew someone did that with felony results.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Those girls have zero standards — if they think you have money (any amount) they will come up to him. They will act like his gf, ask about his penis tattoo, and then ask if wanna go to somewhere. He would be the private I’d see in the army being led to the atm.

I could also see him wearing sweat-pants to the strip club. Fucking disgusting and probably TMI, but knew someone did that with felony results.
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95% of strip clubs have strict "No touching" policies, and Jord is so retarded he would start groping regardless of how firmly he was reminded of it prior to entry.

"They only flung me out because they were intimidated about how starstruck they all were and how they all wanted my cawk. IT'S THA TROOOOOF!"
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
95% of strip clubs have strict "No touching" policies, and Jord is so retarded he would start groping regardless of how firmly he was reminded of it prior to entry.

"They only flung me out because they were intimidated about how starstruck they all were and how they all wanted my cawk. IT'S THA TROOOOOF!"
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Depends on the state. Some are touch, completely nude, others partial, etc.

Bum fuck no where Wyoming probably don’t have high standards
 
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Chicks are starstruck by him.

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