Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Josh's views have gone up since he uploads a lot of videos now and used to only do streams before this year.

His consistent 100 subs per day is strange and suspicious, though.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Josh's views have gone up since he uploads a lot of videos now and used to only do streams before this year.

His consistent 100 subs per day is strange and suspicious, though.

I don’t know shit about algorithms and how YouTube works in terms of viewership, but are there bot services or something like that? I don’t know why but I could see it being some weird long term troll.

It’s really just reaching but it is odd he gets new subscribers everyday. Unless he is gaming the system with his shit jokes.

Edit: Is he blowing up on tik tok?

 

[ShavingCreamSteve]

He's not live streaming because his phone is broken and the one he is using now can't access the two factor authentication thingy on YouTube to enable the live streams and he's too dull to figure out the alternate methods. I swear y'all come up with the dumbest theories.

 

[Bogliacci]

He's not live streaming because his phone is broken and the one he is using now can't access the two factor authentication thingy on YouTube to enable the live streams and he's too dull to figure out the alternate methods. I swear y'all come up with the dumbest theories.

Never underestimate the retarded reason Cobes comes up with to justify xyz

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The joke saga is going to be the final saga. I don't know if Clint put his foot down and told him he's not allowed to live stream anymore if he still wants access to the family, his apartment has threatened eviction, or his broken phone is an absolute blessing in disguise for him and prevents him from being retarded on live stream. But I do know the only fixable one is his phone, and it's unlikely he'll spend money to get it fixed when he can buy fruit punch tall boys from the gas station to mix with ice cream.

Cobes is going out with a whimper instead of a bang.

This seems more of a lul than anything else, I'm curious whats going on but I think that he's not streaming more often for some reason we are not aware of than anything else.

I doubt Clint told him he can't livestream. Supposedly Clint told him he can't drink and livestream though. Unfortunately, the culprit is likely Porkney.

Yea I can see clint saying that but also Josh trying to worm his way around it, he pissed clint off with his B-Day stream I'd imagine but I think that it's something else we are not aware of, his internet could be down so he's having to tether off his phone (he uses a iPhone and a mac and it's a one click option if they are on the same apple ID).

It's possible the algorithm favors the short form content he's putting out. A quantity over quality kind of thing.

It does, YT are trying to compete with short video platforms like TikTok and Instagram and is encouridging people to make short daily content videos and a lot of people are pissed with it even if they tried to keep up the sort of content they make isn't sutable to that format and are now saying fuck it.

There is a video from someone who I am subbed to who tried to do it and has recently said fuck it as he's getting very little payoff for the effort he's putting in, it would work for things like gaming channels or comedy channels but not for the guys who produce ever green informative content, but YT is trying to force the shorter stuff to get more eye's looking at add's on mobile platforms than quality content people will go back an watch and make more long term revenue. He's not the only trade tube guy who tired and said nope after a while just the most recent one I am aware of.

 

[RollingRock]

SeizureRobot, who has done lots of high quality podcasts about Cobes, is doing a live taste test of various Cobe's drink combos with another cobro.
Cobra style, no ice, not chilled, hold in mouth

 

[Bogliacci]

The drink stream was most definitely what the fuck is up man

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The drink stream was most definitely what the fuck is up man

Yea it was interesting hearing the reactions to the drinks, they where nearly all awful as expected.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

There are several "drink combos" that our Dork Lord Boglim makes that mimic real life good ones. Like for example a "Panaché" is a mix that has beer and 7Up/Sprite and it's genuinely a refreshing and delicious one. Just not with a Monster energy cancer.

But as with all things culinary in the slightest, he manages to make them inedible.

This is true wizardry at work.

 

[Bogliacci]

Yea it was interesting hearing the reactions to the drinks, they where nearly all awful as expected.

Yeah, I hadn't even thought about the smell of some of these mixes. They have to feel awful right now lmfao

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

But as with all things culinary in the slightest, he manages to make them inedible.

You know what I'd like to see him try - something incredibly simple like fried egg on toast or beans on toast, something that you have to intentionally tried to intentionally fuck up and see what he's able to do it.

Yeah, I hadn't even thought about the smell of some of these mixes. They have to feel awful right now lmfao

Yea I can imagine exactly how they feel right now, and Death is quite possibly a consideration for them right about now.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Yea it was interesting hearing the reactions to the drinks, they where nearly all awful as expected.

He's that kid who puts the entire drink fountain into his cup or smashes up chips and presses them into his peanut butter and jelly. Just eats disgusting shit to be different

That entire drink stream seemed like an actual challenge -- and I used to love booze. Constantly adding sugary drinks ruins pretty much every combo.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

You know what I'd like to see him try - something incredibly simple like fried egg on toast or beans on toast, something that you have to intentionally tried to intentionally fuck up and see what he's able to do it.

It would magically turn with a swish and flick of their sperg wand into a triple bacon-sushi-deluxe-hot-sauce mess.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

and I used to love booze. Constantly adding sugary drinks ruins pretty much every combo.

Yea especially when he's jusing sweetly flavored booze to begin with, I think he does it to kill the Booze flavor, like a teenager who drinks alcopops because they cant handle the burn.

It would magically turn with a swish and flick of their sperg wand into a triple bacon-sushi-deluxe-hot-sauce mess.

Oh good lord, I want to know how bacon hurt him so bad he does that to poor unsuspecting bacon slices.

 

[daBonehead]

Never thought I'd say this but I miss our dark lord's gender relation and tranny rant live streams.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Never thought I'd say this but I miss our dark lord's gender relation and tranny rant live streams.

woah, let's not go crazy here

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think this break is a good thing.

After the B-Day meltdown, I began to hate the dirty ungrateful boglim. I always knew he was a piece of shit but it really brought his overall mentality (entitled, selfish, disloyal, etc) into focus. Plus, the alcoholism is no longer funny. A break from him is a good thing.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Never thought I'd say this but I miss our dark lord's gender relation and tranny rant live streams.

there’s something oddly comforting about cobras live streams; like he’s the singular constant in an ever-changing world. he’s always out there, pointed at the same wall, saying the same shit, being the same fool. the joke videos on the other hand are poison though; just boring, annoying digital clutter. i have the feeling we’ll find out sometime next year that this was actually cobra’s “Idea Guys” moment

 

[Bixby Snyder]

there’s something oddly comforting about cobras live streams; like he’s the singular constant in an ever-changing world. he’s always out there, pointed at the same wall, saying the same shit, being the same fool. the joke videos on the other hand are poison though; just boring, annoying digital clutter. i have the feeling we’ll find out sometime next year that this was actually cobra’s “Idea Guys” moment

He's great background noise.

You can put his shit on and not pay attention for the entire three hours. Then he will say some stupid shit or start going nuts and it's worth the entire three hours to get there. I think that's why him making 'jokes' ruins it all. That doesn't happen when he does 9-second popsicle stick jokes .

 

[Kingfisher9000]

there’s something oddly comforting about cobras live streams; like he’s the singular constant in an ever-changing world. he’s always out there, pointed at the same wall, saying the same shit, being the same fool. the joke videos on the other hand are poison though; just boring, annoying digital clutter. i have the feeling we’ll find out sometime next year that this was actually cobra’s “Idea Guys” moment

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great youtuber KingCobraJFS is streaming tonight. Go and see him. That is most definitely what’s up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am KingCobraJFS.”