Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
After the B-Day meltdown, I began to hate the dirty ungrateful boglim.
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Ever see Apocalypse Now?

After the moody lighting in the bday stream I can't see anything but Kurtz
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A man, secluded in a wild and savage place, forced to bear witness to horrors beyond imagination. In his mind a hero, but we only see the monstrous side, the part that let him not only survive, but thrive.

Apparently being forced to live in Casper is like fighting in Vietnam. The horror, toobs, the horror
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Damn, he is pissy.

"My patience will pay off..."

Also, doesn't his eye look a little fucked up (more than usual)? Like bloated or maybe unusually dilated?
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Yea something off, it's likely something innocuous but given his general health it could be a really bad sign of something starting to happen.

I hope it's not and it's just him being Bog eyed.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Josh's casual references to that fucking soap will never cease to make me laugh
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My favourite was him fighting with warlord and casually throwing that out like it was some major favour.

I kinda wish CoolTaste blew up. Cobes couldn’t keep quiet about it and would just start shitting on him even more.

”Not that subscriber count matter buutttttt “
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great youtuber KingCobraJFS is streaming tonight. Go and see him. That is most definitely what’s up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am KingCobraJFS.”
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Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. Sweet collar though, youtube.

This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the sickos will drown. The accumulated filth of all their pelican fucking and regular heroin use will foam up about their waists and all the trolls and child molesters will look up and shout save us!

And I'll whisper: It is what it is, doot.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
"I rock tactical soap, Cool Taste doesn't. Whatever."
Josh's casual references to that fucking soap will never cease to make me laugh
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Rumply4Skyn said:
My favourite was him fighting with warlord and casually throwing that out like it was some major favour.

I kinda wish CoolTaste blew up. Cobes couldn’t keep quiet about it and would just start shitting on him even more.

”Not that subscriber count matter buutttttt “
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Not to mention gifting some to the Homedad. Once Tanis gets a whiff, oooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeee toobz, you already know
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Him mentioning it to the cops, apropos of nothing, is probably one of my favorite things he's ever done.
 
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