Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

He's done the second...

This dude is somehow more pathetic than Cobes

 

[discombobulate]

He's done the second...


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This dude is somehow more pathetic than Cobes

Looks like he caught some of his hair, too.

Also, that trashy mental awareness shirt. "I don't look sick?" Dude, you're obviously retarded.

 

[Potion_Time]

My man is looking SWAG as fuck.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

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My man is looking SWAG as fuck.

As CT said earlier in the stream.

"Life is about money, drugs, and bitches."

 

[Potion_Time]

As CT said earlier in the stream.

"Life is about money, drugs, and bitches."

Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

IDEAL time for a Bumfights reboot

Also last night's 18-minute "stand up" video has, of course, the classic Cobra brain pivots. Clifford the Big Red Dog > Girls' periods > Clifford.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRPaWYkceog

He's already beat Warlord, so I am sure he can take Cool Stream. Bumfights and Stand Up are his future

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I gotta say he is the fucking most pathetic part of the CobraVerse. He slurs like a fucking drunk, stares off into oblivion with his fucked up eyes, and is clearly leeching off Cobes. Even named his stream 'Chillin'. I felt uncomfortable when he was refusing to shave his head, like he was not degrading himself anymore for the robot voice. Reminded me of a stripper feeling sorry for herself after her first-ever dance -- like they are sad for how far they have fallen in life.

 

[Potion_Time]

Reminded me of a stripper feeling sorry for herself after her first-ever dance -- like they are sad for how far they have fallen in life.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

This is starting to really heat up!

 

[Marci96]

This is starting to really heat up!

Oh snap!!!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

More jokes uploaded

"What did one gay farmer say to the other gay farmer? Nice cawk."

This shit tests my patience

 

[Robust User]

Cobra has been boring for a while now, but dang, this is abysmal.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Marci96]

These joke videos are fucking CANCER. I swear to god I miss the gender relations rants

 

[Welcome to the Show]

You know things have gotten bad when people are starting to miss the gender relation rant.

 

[SnusBurns]

Before Josh broke his phone, he was getting a solid 80-100 Subs a day since Penguin0 made a video about him with millions of views. He is also blowing up on tiktok.
Absolutely fantastic growth for a channel that has zero production value or talent involved. But now growth is finally dying.

Has not gone up by 100 in about a week now. This type of behavior makes perfect sense when you consider he is an addict and retarded.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think he was getting tiktok shitheads subscribing. They see him being all fucked up on their zoomer app and figure he must provide tons of entertainment! They subscribe and then realise he is just a drunk piece of shit, and being zoomers they are too lazy to unsub from the fuck. Numbers went up but views stayed the same abysmal numbers.

 

[Potion_Time]

New Merch, boys. There's a lotta cope in his newest offering.

 

[Robust User]

Good work, Cobes. You've identified the problem. Now is the time to form a solution.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

What girls is Josh talking about? Gothie? Chaturbate thots?