Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I find it hard to believe those youtube metrics. I can understand his view count rising due to shorter videos, but I can't see why his sub count would increase so drastically. If anything, this last drought reminded me to go unsub on my other banned accounts.

Wild speculation time: Someone is buying him subs to keep him offline, gatekeep him, or some other dumb reason.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Ever see Apocalypse Now?

After the moody lighting in the bday stream I can't see anything but Kurtz
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A man, secluded in a wild and savage place, forced to bear witness to horrors beyond imagination. In his mind a hero, but we only see the monstrous side, the part that let him not only survive, but thrive.

Apparently being forced to live in Casper is like fighting in Vietnam. The horror, toobs, the horror
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"The horror! . . . The horror!"
 
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I was watching the july 2021 recap and cobra made dank salmon

Check out what he's got in his wizard cauldron
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Whiscash said:
Yo, don't forget the "country girls make do" bit. That's a classic.
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Agreed. I'm just glad we got one 18-minute video instead of 30 5-12 second ones. One of my fav Cobes mannerisms when he's in this mode is when he says something he thinks is particularly risque and he then follows up his statement immediately with "oooookay" or feigns mock surprise at an invisible person getting mad at him for what he's just said.
 
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Duck Duck No said:
Agreed. I'm just glad we got one 18-minute video instead of 30 5-12 second ones. One of my fav Cobes mannerisms when he's in this mode is when he says something he thinks is particularly risque and he then follows up his statement immediately with "oooookay" or feigns mock surprise at an invisible person getting mad at him for what he's just said.
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The eyebrow raise is my favorite. It's either he thinks he's being clever or a 'disappointed dad' act.
 
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