Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TomBradysVagina]

He's 10000x better at freestyling than singing and guitar. Like, I'm honestly shocked when he does it. It makes sense and rhymes most of the time. I'd love to see him make a rap album over beats he makes himself. Then...a rap battle against Cyraxx. Raxx would get destroyed and never shut the fuck up about losing.

 

[Clint's Burden]

He's 10000x better at freestyling than singing and guitar. Like, I'm honestly shocked when he does it. It makes sense and rhymes most of the time. I'd love to see him make a rap album over beats he makes himself. Then...a rap battle against Cyraxx. Raxx would get destroyed and never shut the fuck up about losing.

Mr. Wilkins is, however, the most proficient shit-talker I've ever seen. That man cuts rasslin' promos in his moms attic that are more kino than what any faggot in spandex could ever muster in their entire careers.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He's 10000x better at freestyling than singing and guitar. Like, I'm honestly shocked when he does it. It makes sense and rhymes most of the time. I'd love to see him make a rap album over beats he makes himself. Then...a rap battle against Cyraxx. Raxx would get destroyed and never shut the fuck up about losing.

Him and Unkle Adams could make an album about bullying and financial management

 

[GeorgeApley]

Cobes is actually shockingly good at freestyling (shockingly good on the Cobes scale of competence, mind you). This is why I don't believe Stephanie's new BF and his posse harassed him in the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom, if anything they would have started beat boxing and chanted "Go white boy! Go White Boy! Go White Boy!" and jumped him into their set of the Autistic Casper Bad Boy Bloods (despite being Bloods their gang colours are lime green and black)

 

[Clint's Burden]

Autistic Casper Bad Boy Bloods (despite being Bloods their gang colours are lime green and black)

I believe the green colours signify that they're the Casper Sickos. It's a lesser chapter of the Bloods, they only admit retarded black men with Let's Play channels.

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

Recap of last week's "joke" videos (kind of loud):

 

[Potion_Time]

Recap of last week's "joke" videos (kind of loud):
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The joke saga is going to be the final saga. I don't know if Clint put his foot down and told him he's not allowed to live stream anymore if he still wants access to the family, his apartment has threatened eviction, or his broken phone is an absolute blessing in disguise for him and prevents him from being retarded on live stream. But I do know the only fixable one is his phone, and it's unlikely he'll spend money to get it fixed when he can buy fruit punch tall boys from the gas station to mix with ice cream.

Cobes is going out with a whimper instead of a bang.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Josh is doing everything to kill his channel. Never approving any comments, joke videos making people unsub. I guess he hates the fame now, but still likes enough money to get fun stuff.

 

[Git]

The joke saga is going to be the final saga. I don't know if Clint put his foot down and told him he's not allowed to live stream anymore if he still wants access to the family, his apartment has threatened eviction, or his broken phone is an absolute blessing in disguise for him and prevents him from being retarded on live stream. But I do know the only fixable one is his phone, and it's unlikely he'll spend money to get it fixed when he can buy fruit punch tall boys from the gas station to mix with ice cream.

Cobes is going out with a whimper instead of a bang.

I doubt Clint told him he can't livestream. Supposedly Clint told him he can't drink and livestream though. Unfortunately, the culprit is likely Porkney.

 

[GeorgeApley]

I believe the green colours signify that they're the Casper Sickos. It's a lesser chapter of the Bloods, they only admit retarded black men with Let's Play channels.

you're right, the Casper Sickos are a hood that is under the Umbrella of the Autistic Bad Boy Bloods (they had another chapter in Ruckersville, VA before they locked up the shot caller, Free My Nigga CWC, REEE!")

 

[Jedem Fall]

Everyone claiming the jokes are tanking his channel should consult the chart below.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Everyone claiming the jokes are tanking his channel should consult the chart below.

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Just imagine Josh was trolling all of us all along after all these years. He has now become a successful buisnessman who destroyed the youtube algorithm.

Josh comes out of his apartment with his sun glasses on.

"I told you, youtube"

He then gets in his Ferrari and throws his wands away and flicks everyone off.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Everyone claiming the jokes are tanking his channel should consult the chart below.

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That chart doesn’t mean shit. People watching a 9 sec clip of a drunk stumble through a popsicle stick joke isn’t his real content.

He has no real fans. Only people who watch him to see fuckups. The actual ‘viewers’ — the 300-400 each live stream — are the real fans. We watch the long streams for the dumb shit he says and does.

These ‘joke’ clips are killing his channel. Look at their views. Fucking maybe couple hundred to 2k. People are starting to watch ‘Classic Cobra’ and going through his old shit. That’s where the views are coming from.

I know I personally turned off notifications because of this shit. Lotta people have unsubscribed. He already is boring as fuck, so him vanishing and trying the bare minimum (literally seconds) will kill his channel.

 

[Git]

Everyone claiming the jokes are tanking his channel should consult the chart below.

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I doubt the joke videos are what's drawing people in. Some vapid e-celeb probably did a spoon-feeding video on him and redditors flocked to his channel.

 

[Jedem Fall]

That chart doesn’t mean shit. People watching a 9 sec clip of a drunk stumble through a popsicle stick joke isn’t his real content.

He has no real fans. Only people who watch him to see fuckups. The actual ‘viewers’ — the 300-400 each live stream — are the real fans. We watch the long streams for the dumb shit he says and does.

These ‘joke’ clips are killing his channel. Look at their views. Fucking maybe couple hundred to 2k. People are starting to watch ‘Classic Cobra’ and going through his old shit. That’s where the views are coming from.

I know I personally turned off notifications because of this shit. Lotta people have unsubscribed. He already is boring as fuck, so him vanishing and trying the bare minimum (literally seconds) will kill his channel.

More subs, more views since he started doing jokes. I get that you're upset but it's really that simple. Just like the last several times you guys got mad and tried to mass unsub, it's a drop in the bucket. He has gained subs at a rate higher than any other point in the last three years since he started doing joke videos. How else do you think he measures success? He sees number go up and he thinks he's done good content. Granted, this is all due to ip2, tiktok, MATI and probably some other shit he'll get featured but his numbers will keep rising and all this "cobes isn't doing stupid stuff the way I like him to do stupid stuff. UNSUBBED this will be the downfall of his channel" talk is a sad cope. People were saying the same thing when he switched to doing exclusively video responses and now they're trying the same failed tactic to get him to go back to doing them.

 

[Jedem Fall]

I doubt the joke videos are what's drawing people in. Some vapid e-celeb probably did a spoon-feeding video on him and redditors flocked to his channel.

Yeah, no shit, nobody watched him for his good cooking tips either.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Everyone claiming the jokes are tanking his channel should consult the chart below.

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It's possible the algorithm favors the short form content he's putting out. A quantity over quality kind of thing.

I'm pretty sure this wasn't the intended result though, more a coincidental biproduct of his dedication to putting in absolutely no effort into anything he does. If Josh thinks he can just make 3-4 10 second long videos and receive maximum or better results, he'll consistently do that and basically only that. Especially if it pisses off that subreddit.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Edit: I do think he is gaming the algorithm, whether he knows or not

If he is, I'm very certain he doesn't know it. What he probably does know is this:

1. Subreddit is pissed off about it, hahaha yeesssss you dont even know, fuck my trolls
2. dood this is easy, why the fuck would i do long streams when i can just read a 10 second joke and call it a day
3. money comes in, booze comes in
4. fuck chimos

My man is a creature of habit and comfort. He's not planning any machiavellian schemes and any prospective tard wrangler can only encourage his decisions, not necessary change them. Most things he does are to serve his base instincts and desires.

 

[Git]

More subs, more views since he started doing jokes. I get that you're upset but it's really that simple. Just like the last several times you guys got mad and tried to mass unsub, it's a drop in the bucket. He has gained subs at a rate higher than any other point in the last three years since he started doing joke videos. How else do you think he measures success? He sees number go up and he thinks he's done good content. Granted, this is all due to ip2, tiktok, MATI and probably some other shit he'll get featured but his numbers will keep rising and all this "cobes isn't doing stupid stuff the way I like him to do stupid stuff. UNSUBBED this will be the downfall of his channel" talk is a sad cope. People were saying the same thing when he switched to doing exclusively video responses and now they're trying the same failed tactic to get him to go back to doing them.

I haven't unsubbed from him since I started following him years ago. I also don't wish any ill will on him. I don't like the joke videos because there is a serious possibility that it is the result of Porkney curating his content.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Recap of last week's "joke" videos (kind of loud):
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Finally an accurate representation of what the inside of my brain sounds like. COBES RULES THIS TROLE.