Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The wranglers told him to cut the stream short and that's probably why.
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Do you think they’re feeding him instructions through an earpiece? The fuck are you on about?

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New Stephanie Mountain Dew review with Mandingo Dohnny, and man, the energy between them feels so cringey in this one for some reason:

 
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I've always wondered why Josh hangs out with Floorlord when he clearly hates being around him, he always seems deeply annoyed with him and waiting for him to shut up whenever he talks. When Cobra was trying to just chill with Cooltaste and Floorlord kept pacing around his apartment while tweaking out Cobra was visibly annoyed and Cooltaste seemed uncomfortable. Cooltaste is blind and even he can see Floorlord is not someone you should hang around. I guess Cobra is just too nice to keep him away.
 
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I've always wondered why Josh hangs out with Floorlord when he clearly hates being around him, he always seems deeply annoyed with him and waiting for him to shut up whenever he talks. When Cobra was trying to just chill with Cooltaste and Floorlord kept pacing around his apartment while tweaking out Cobra was visibly annoyed and Cooltaste seemed uncomfortable. Cooltaste is blind and even he can see Floorlord is not someone you should hang around. I guess Cobra is just too nice to keep him away.
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I think that it's just because they have been friends that long even though he pisses him off he's not exactly unpredicable in terms of how josh thinks he can predict things, It also doesnt help that Josh lacks a spine and doesnt want to tell him to fuck off.

Cooltaste just looked uneasy around him, he came around to see josh, floorlord showed up and put him in a state of unease wondering what was about to happen to him.
 
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daBonehead said:
I've always wondered why Josh hangs out with Floorlord when he clearly hates being around him, he always seems deeply annoyed with him and waiting for him to shut up whenever he talks. When Cobra was trying to just chill with Cooltaste and Floorlord kept pacing around his apartment while tweaking out Cobra was visibly annoyed and Cooltaste seemed uncomfortable. Cooltaste is blind and even he can see Floorlord is not someone you should hang around. I guess Cobra is just too nice to keep him away.
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Casper cretin politics, i guess
 
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He's a coward, he cant confront people. He can imagine confronting people afterwards etc, but think about how long couch chris was mooching off his ass. I'm convinced Clint had to step in to help kick him out. Now imagine how much less competant he is compared to young fast talkin cobra. As long as floorlord isn't causing a massive scene like he did the day of the fight, and attacking cobes, he'll probably just sit and stew and brood while the tweaker tweaks all over the place.
 
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daBonehead said:
I've always wondered why Josh hangs out with Floorlord when he clearly hates being around him, he always seems deeply annoyed with him and waiting for him to shut up whenever he talks. When Cobra was trying to just chill with Cooltaste and Floorlord kept pacing around his apartment while tweaking out Cobra was visibly annoyed and Cooltaste seemed uncomfortable. Cooltaste is blind and even he can see Floorlord is not someone you should hang around. I guess Cobra is just too nice to keep him away.
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Maybe because Warmload mentioned the gift of vodka to share? Honestly, it’s Casper. It’s Josh. What else is he going to do?

Also, lol, they kept putting things in front of CT knowing damn well the dude is blind as shit. You cannot make this up.
 
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daBonehead said:
I've always wondered why Josh hangs out with Floorlord when he clearly hates being around him, he always seems deeply annoyed with him and waiting for him to shut up whenever he talks. When Cobra was trying to just chill with Cooltaste and Floorlord kept pacing around his apartment while tweaking out Cobra was visibly annoyed and Cooltaste seemed uncomfortable. Cooltaste is blind and even he can see Floorlord is not someone you should hang around. I guess Cobra is just too nice to keep him away.
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I feel deep down Cobra feels bad for Warlord. He is like one of those retards that everyone is repulsed by, yet someone feels the need to at least give them some attention...so they do not get really lonely. You could feel the presence that Cooltaste did not want to be there, Warlord just amplified it tenfold. Homeboy Scotty(RIP) stated that he cannot stand Josh with Warlord, Cooltaste agreed, they are a bad combo. Maybe Josh just enjoys when Warlord brings over alcohol so it could feed his crippling alcoholism?
 
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daBonehead said:
I've always wondered why Josh hangs out with Floorlord when he clearly hates being around him, he always seems deeply annoyed with him and waiting for him to shut up whenever he talks. When Cobra was trying to just chill with Cooltaste and Floorlord kept pacing around his apartment while tweaking out Cobra was visibly annoyed and Cooltaste seemed uncomfortable. Cooltaste is blind and even he can see Floorlord is not someone you should hang around. I guess Cobra is just too nice to keep him away.
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tbh he seems to not "like" most of his friends (despite clearly hating Warlord the most). Alex Anderson seems to have been retroactively assigned as one of Cobes' "best friends", but if you watched any videos with the two of them, Josh would give the same kind of "shut the fuck up" glares at Anderson that he'd give Warlord, as the Chilled Lover was about as annoying as Warlord.

Darf and Scotty seem to be the only two actual friends of his. Everyone else seems to be treated with a weird mix of indifference or barely contained frustration.
 
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update on the rotting foot, still rotting.
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He's gonna finish this bottle of rum on stream, isn't he?

The trolls are all just jealous of Cobra's fame and cock. Other women can't feel men slip in, but they can feel King Cobra. (actual things he just said)

"Joke" videos are "Josh Jokes" lol
 
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