Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Clint's Burden said:
Nah I think he's just hammered. Probably got off livestream, smoked some green with Ian and broke into that coconut rum.

The pill thing is a Reddit fan theory. Josh is deathly afraid of amphetamines/CNS depressants and he is a basic bitch drug user. If he ever voluntarily took up doing them, his lack of impulse control and addictive personality would make sure he'd never stop and he'd be like this literally all the time. You'd know if he was doing pills, he'd start every stream banged the fuck out like this.
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he said he tried pills in the past. like a year or two ago. then again he lies a lot
 
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Cider, baja blast, monster, beer, hawaiian punch, rum. Mixing left over jungle juice with new crap
Beard soup coming in nicely
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RollingRock said:
Cider, baja blast, monster, beer, hawaiian punch, rum. Mixing left over jungle juice with new crap
Beard soup coming in nicely
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He's got be hurting for Cash at the moment he only get's that "Creative" when he wants to get drunk but hasnt got the money for a bottle of anything on it's own or a crate of beer.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
if we wait patiently, he'll bitch about it vaguely and drop some hints later on tonight when he's shittered, enough to parse what actually happened. He has that extra bottle of coconut rum which he fully intends on banging down since it's actually the weekend.
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"People have been impersonating me on dating apps and harassing women in town."

I'm like Nostradamus for this fuckin' guy, I swear to god.

Wanna bet Clint got some concerned calls about this and that's why he called? No wonder he said "All I'm gunna say is, I didn't do anything. Fuck my trolls." Someone's probably been impersonating Josh and asking women on Tinder if he can sniff their panties.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
"People have been impersonating me on dating apps and harassing women in town."

I'm like Nostradamus for this fuckin' guy, I swear to god.

Wanna bet Clint got some concerned calls about this and that's why he called? No wonder he said "All I'm gunna say is, I didn't do anything. Fuck my trolls." Someone's probably been impersonating Josh and asking women on Tinder if he can sniff their panties
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Hmmmm. Interesting. I don't think the call from clint has anything to do with trolls or them getting cobes to think there is actually a cobracon. Clint has been dealing with trolls for a decade and knows to just not respond. And I doubt he'd trust Josh with telling him about something trolls did.


However...Josh has gone out to the bar twice this week. What are the odds he has done some creepy shit to women in town and clint found out? Makes a lot more sense to me than typical trolling. It's either that or money.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
However...Josh has gone out to the bar twice this week. What are the odds he has done some creepy shit to women in town and clint found out? Makes a lot more sense to me than typical trolling. It's either that or money.
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I got a feeling it's noise complaints from his neighbors and clint is getting calls from his landlord.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
I want Ozzy to hurry up and die so bad. Every time cobra goes on at length about how a washed up singer who peaked in the 70’s and is most notable for having destroyed his brain and shuffling around murmuring limey fuckin nonsense on a reality tv show is “god” to him and listening to him get so emotional I get thrilled.

Just the thought of cobras reaction to the news of Ozzy passing gives me butterflies. It would would be delicious. He loves Ozzy more than any family member, the guys is so retarded he has his name tattooed on his body. He proclaims, close to tears, Ozzy is his god.

Every time I see Ozzy’s name in a headline I get so excited. “Oh please, let this be IT” I think before I read it and it’s some dumb bs. I don’t REALLY want Ozzy to die. I just really like the IDEA of Ozzy dying
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I am not going to get into why you wishing death on a man who helped create heavy metal as we know it today is just ignorant, or his “peaking in the 70s” is just silly based on the longevity of his solo career which I might add is still going. Add in the fact the dude discovers world class guitarists like Randy, Zakk, Jake, Gus, and he is one of the most important musicians to ever live.

Most people who love Ozzy, do so as much as Cobes does. The difference is those people know his music better, Cobes always seems like a poser to me. But to wish death on a metal and music legend just to see how some alcoholic autistic poser will react is just weird. I get what you want, but I just think based on how much Ozzy has endured, the world should always be on his side just to see how long he can keep on going considering most people didn’t think he would make it out of the 80s.
 
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Took a break from M'Lord because of all the infamy he's had with new-ish streams as of late.

A few items from afar

1. Reminder that the PayPal IRS stuff is for goods and services transactions and NOT for "friends and family " transactions
2. New gun control shit will die in senate. Josh gets confused because his core pay pig and real life pig Porkney is a Northeast lib
3. Duke Cannon is the best. Never saw the commercials though until this thread lol
 
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BallBuster said:
I am not going to get into why you wishing death on a man who helped create heavy metal as we know it today is just ignorant, or his “peaking in the 70s” is just silly based on the longevity of his solo career which I might add is still going. Add in the fact the dude discovers world class guitarists like Randy, Zakk, Jake, Gus, and he is one of the most important musicians to ever live.

Most people who love Ozzy, do so as much as Cobes does. The difference is those people know his music better, Cobes always seems like a poser to me. But to wish death on a metal and music legend just to see how some alcoholic autistic poser will react is just weird. I get what you want, but I just think based on how much Ozzy has endured, the world should always be on his side just to see how long he can keep on going considering most people didn’t think he would make it out of the 80s.
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Ozzy had a good run.

He needs to stop being selfish and living so fucking long. It’s time to die and give us some good content
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Took a break from M'Lord because of all the infamy he's had with new-ish streams as of late.

A few items from afar

1. Reminder that the PayPal IRS stuff is for goods and services transactions and NOT for "friends and family " transactions
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"It's a business transaction" as cobes says himself. His etsy and grilclothes site money goes into his PayPal too. And I don't think anyone sends him money using friends and family as he's constantly getting charge backs, which you can't do with f&f.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
"It's a business transaction" as cobes says himself. His etsy and grilclothes site money goes into his PayPal too. And I don't think anyone sends him money using friends and family as he's constantly getting charge backs, which you can't do with f&f.
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Ah, we'll agree here. Your points are valid and I was so enraged at the setting, I didn't think of that.
...but the paypiggies def use friends and family.
 
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