Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Clint's Burden]

These motherfuckers are going too far when start interacting IRL

I think it depends, right. It's pretty harmless to send him fuckin' weird food or a McDonalds bag filled with condiment packets. It's already paid for, all it does is annoy him or maybe he gets a free lunch.

It's a little different to be sending angry gay men who were promised some weird Emo Howlingwolf diaper baby roleplay shit or something. The idea that there's homosexuals promised oral sex, banging on Josh's door at all hours of the night is still hilarious but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't also concerning.

 

[Potion_Time]

I feel bad for Josh, honestly.

I went and looked on that Grindr app, to see if I could find the account that's pretending to be Josh. These fellas are fucking aggressive deviants. This guy who showed up to his place wouldn't get the hint the first time or the second time he slammed the door in his face, he kept fucking banging on that door.

Whomever is texting shit to people as Josh, they are really gassing these guys up. I've been horny, but never horny enough to fuckin' harass someone into sex, jesus christ.

That's just the way Grindr dates are shipped, bud.

 

[Bogliacci]

People sending random gay men looking for sex to Jorps door is far more interesting than a gay discord trying to keep him all to themselves.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

You know they will keep sending gay cowboys over at all hours. Probably have a limited amount of gay dudes in Casper.

But if gay dudes are anything like straight dudes, they will def travel 3 hours to get their dick sucked

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Someone needs to find this fake account. It's kind of fucked up, who knows what these methed out dudes are capable of. And I'd expect a more entertaining reaction than him just going quietly to the door and back.

Would be awesome if we could hear what he's saying. "IM NOT GAYY DOOT. I'm autistic! FUCK THE TROLLS FUCK SICKOS. Please leave and don't hurt me!. I'm autistic!"

If it continues to happen its only a matter if time until a brawls starts out.

 

[Bogliacci]

Jelq probably forgot he had a grindr hookup that night and was pissed the guy wouldn't go away after being told to so he wouldnt lose face in front of his fangirlzzz

 

[Clint's Burden]

I've got a bit of a conspiracy theory about what's going on.

Josh does a stream. His dad is calling him nonstop, Josh isn't answering because he thinks it's a troll. Clint reaches out, says "We have to have a discussion, this is important."

Next stream, Josh says "All I'm going to say is, I didn't do shit. It's the trolls." He then goes on to later complain about trolls signing him up for dating websites and how pathetic they are. Prior to that call, there's no mention of that subject and nothing else to prompt that particular session of griping. I'm inclined to believe the call with Clint concerned that, I can't think of any other event that would prompt him to mention those two things in succession. It's too suspect and it seems pretty linear.

I think Clint called because someone's been sending these gay dates to Clint's house for like a week prior. Maybe they didn't have Josh's current address until now, maybe they thought it would be funny to prompt a "Are you gay" conversation out of Clint, but Clint was probably pretty confused about all these gay dudes coming around asking for Josh, so he decided to call to see if it was his trolls or if they needed to have the "Are you gay?" conversation.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I've got a bit of a conspiracy theory about what's going on.

Josh does a stream. His dad is calling him nonstop, Josh isn't answering because he thinks it's a troll. Clint reaches out, says "We have to have a discussion, this is important."

Next stream, Josh says "All I'm going to say is, I didn't do shit. It's the trolls." He then goes on to later complain about trolls signing him up for dating websites and how pathetic they are. Prior to that call, there's no mention of that subject and nothing else to prompt that particular session of griping. I'm inclined to believe the call with Clint concerned that, I can't think of any other event that would prompt him to mention those two things in succession. It's too suspect and it seems pretty linear.

I think Clint called because someone's been sending these gay dates to Clint's house for like a week prior. Maybe they didn't have Josh's current address until now, maybe they thought it would be funny to prompt a "Are you gay" conversation out of Clint, but Clint was probably pretty confused about all these gay dudes coming around asking for Josh, so he decided to call to see if it was his trolls or if they needed to have the "Are you gay?" conversation.

The address of his new place has been known for a while, they only got the flat number wrong at first and corrected it by trial and error.

My guess is Clints been sent shopped pictures of Josh doing naughty things and attached them to a fake Grinder or alike profile, I just hope that the idiots doing it dont try and push this to far and get somebody who wont take no for a answer, seriously there are some real fucking monsters out there who go beyond No means yes and will beat the fuck out of him for even saying no.

If you are reading this and you run his profile, please Stop this is going beyond a joke and can really hurt josh.

 

[Clint's Burden]

The address of his new place has been known for a while, they only got the flat number wrong at first and corrected it by trial and error.

My guess is Clints been sent shopped pictures of Josh doing naughty things and attached them to a fake Grinder or alike profile

I don't disagree, that sounds less outlandish than what I wrote.

That being said, and I want to stress this point so that people don't forget this, you should not expect most users of that subreddit to have a working knowledge of Cobra lore nor should you expect them to make any intelligent decisions. That's where all this shit tier trolling comes from.

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

I can't imagine the kind of homosexual desperation going on in a town like Casper. Even after seeing (and smelling) Josh, the dude keeps pounding at the door. Probably a truck driver who just hit the meth pipe and is ready to rock some gothic bunghole.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I don't disagree, that sounds less outlandish than what I wrote.

That being said, and I want to stress this point so that people don't forget this, you should not expect most users of that subreddit to have a working knowledge of Cobra lore nor should you expect them to make any intelligent decisions. That's where all this shit tier trolling comes from.

Oh undoubtedly, the reddit is a festering boil on Josh's arse, but I feel compelled to make the effort to say it - I like Josh I don't want to see him hurt and especially the way the sort of guy they are courting to his door could hurt him.

I have a soft spot for Josh, I really do unlike most cows I feel he's just tragic and needs help and better friends - I'm not going to be his friend I wouldnt even try but I can see him doing much nbetter than the mess he is now with just a few simple changes and he's not doing them because he's given up trying a long time ago, and has nobody he wants to associate with that would try and make him do better.

 

[Potion_Time]

Oh undoubtedly, the reddit is a festering boil on Josh's arse, but I feel compelled to make the effort to say it - I like Josh I don't want to see him hurt and especially the way the sort of guy they are courting to his door could hurt him.

I have a soft spot for Josh, I really do unlike most cows I feel he's just tragic and needs help and better friends - I'm not going to be his friend I wouldnt even try but I can see him doing much nbetter than the mess he is now with just a few simple changes and he's not doing them because he's given up trying a long time ago, and has nobody he wants to associate with that would try and make him do better.

Josh has a lot more control over his situation than you give him credit for. He isn't so far gone that he can't be a good person, he just chooses not too because being Josh is easier. But Josh has openly talked about bullying retarded kids in school, killing animals, committing sexual assault in bars, etc with absolutely zero remorse. In fact he complains that he got in trouble for those things and that none of it was a big deal.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

I went and looked on that Grindr app, to see if I could find the account that's pretending to be Josh.

Did you ever find the account? If it's real it might be something worth archiving or at least a screenshot. If it's not real I wonder how the anonymous gay sex is being solicited. Maybe something timeless like craigslist or bathroom stall.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Josh has a lot more control over his situation than you give him credit for. He isn't so far gone that he can't be a good person, he just chooses not too because being Josh is easier. But Josh has openly talked about bullying retarded kids in school, killing animals, committing sexual assault in bars, etc with absolutely zero remorse. In fact he complains that he got in trouble for those things and that none of it was a big deal.

I'm relatively new to Cobra, what's this about killing animals? Thanks in advance

 

[Potion_Time]

Ok, this is fetish tier. He gets off on this. There's no other way.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ok, this is fetish tier. He gets off on this. There's no other way.

Lol remember when he said he looked up fart porn before lmao

 

[Potion_Time]

I'm relatively new to Cobra, what's this about killing animals? Thanks in advance

He crushed a baby bird that fell out of its nest with his bike tire and claimed he was putting it out of its misery.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Josh has a lot more control over his situation than you give him credit for. He isn't so far gone that he can't be a good person, he just chooses not too because being Josh is easier. But Josh has openly talked about bullying retarded kids in school, killing animals, committing sexual assault in bars, etc with absolutely zero remorse. In fact he complains that he got in trouble for those things and that none of it was a big deal.

You see I accept that, I can understand that Josh wanted to be a "cool kid, badboy" as long as he's been a teen he will say stupid shit to sound big, tough and popular and misjudge what he is saying. Josh is also now and has been for a while a alcoholic so anything he does say can be taken with a grain or two of salt.

I'm not saying he is a perfect person when sober, far from it what I am saying is he has problems he will always be that guy who looks at someone to long for comfort, that guy who says stupid shit but he's not mean as in genuinely mean he'll do and say stuff when influcended by people to say and possibly do things but he has limmits and he when sober does seem to have control especially when surrounded by people he respects as authority.

I'm not trying to defend him or wight knight him, I just think that some people over estimate what josh is capable of and what he is away from the camera.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think Clint called because someone's been sending these gay dates to Clint's house for like a week prior.

If that was the case, Clint would have been getting his dick sucked.

I'm relatively new to Cobra, what's this about killing animals? Thanks in advance

Gave his dog weed and it died. Gave a praying mantis weed and beer and it died. The bird story. Probably bunch of others where he kills them outta sadism or simply being retarded