Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Potion_Time said:
He crushed a baby bird that fell out of its nest with his bike tire and claimed he was putting it out of its misery.
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Oh yes, I do recall that. I have found a baby bird in similar condition and I understand that it was possibly an appropriate action. But I do recall he seemed to take relish in recounting it. However, he was an edgy young person at the time and I hope no one is using that as justification for the type of extreme trolling we've seen. He seems to care for animals more than the average person, if anything.

I see the response from someone else referencing the dog and the weed. I don't know how to work multiquote when I've already started writing (see user name). He said many times he thought the weed would help the dog, and quite vociferously argued with Warlord about the issue, so I don't see why you would be so sure he knew it was bad for the dog.
 
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Useless(?) Boomer said:
I've seen him tell the story at least 10 times and each time he talked about how great it was for the dog. He went into great detail. Are you saying he learned subsequently that it was bad for dogs? I've never once heard him say that.
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I remember few streams him saying it was a bad for them. Also, you do know he goes back and forth from believing one thing to another. His opinions changes all the time
 
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The Ideal AutoModerator said:
Did you ever find the account? If it's real it might be something worth archiving or at least a screenshot. If it's not real I wonder how the anonymous gay sex is being solicited. Maybe something timeless like craigslist or bathroom stall.
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No, and frankly, I don't think I can look through that site for much longer.

To say that there was deviancy would be a light way of putting it. I'm pretty "live and let live" but that's too much shit for me today.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
No, and frankly, I don't think I can look through that site for much longer.

To say that there was deviancy would be a light way of putting it. I'm pretty "live and let live" but that's too much shit for me today.
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To much gay shit or too much shit shit? Is it possible that the gay dude pounding on joshes door could be looking to turn his face into a Texas Chili Bowl?
 
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Accidental Death Grips

Also lol
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Potion_Time said:
To much gay shit or too much shit shit?
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It was just a lot, all at once. It was discomforting.

daBonehead said:
Next time one of these gay grindr deviants shows up to his door looking for a date Cobra should just give them Floorlord's number, Alex would totally be down for gay meth sex.
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Unironically, I hope they show up when Alex is there because Alex will do it.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
I don't disagree, that sounds less outlandish than what I wrote.

That being said, and I want to stress this point so that people don't forget this, you should not expect most users of that subreddit to have a working knowledge of Cobra lore nor should you expect them to make any intelligent decisions. That's where all this shit tier trolling comes from.
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From their sub and their new discord flavor of the week. how many goddamn discords do these retards need to make feels like every month there’s a “hey come join our cobra discord- not not THAT cobra discord- not that one either this is a new one! No not that one that was last weeks new discord” Thread somewhere
 
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tbh I've always assumed the "Dogs love nugs of weed, dood!" shit was just a lie he came up with. I think if he actually did it, it would have actually made the dog sick, and he would have known he fucked up, and therefore he would have known not to talk about it. When Warlord -accurately shockingly enough-pointed out actually doing it would have gotten the animal sick, Jord got as defensive as a kid on the playground when you called out that his Dad didn't actually work at Nintendo. He thought vibing with his dog on some pot haha yessssssssssss was something that looked cool to say, and having it pointed out that he couldn't have done that without harming the animal was effectively busting him on his lie.

He's plenty stupid where he probably would feed a dog pure weed and just assume "that makes 'em high, man", but the way he was genuinely ignorant of what that does to animals and how defensively he reacted when he had it pointed out to him just struck me as him being embarrassed one of his "bad boy" stories got ruined right in front of him.
 
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the sub is absolutely pissing it’s collective pants over cobra “being hacked” or Courtney having his password

People aren’t this stupid right? It’s clear discord retards sent him a video of them dancing to his shitty song and he liked it so much he uploaded it to his own channel y’know, like he’s done on multiple other occasions

It’s so goddamn aggravating how people make a mountain out of a molehill and come up with nonsense theories to entertain themselves over mundane things

“KINGCOBRAJFS HACKED CONFIRMED?!?! COUTNEY HAS HIS PASSWORD SHE HAS CONTROL OF HIS CHANNEL BECAUSE…. SHE JUST DOES OKAY?!”
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
the sub is absolutely pissing it’s collective pants over cobra “being hacked” or Courtney having his password

People aren’t this stupid right? It’s clear discord retards sent him a video of them dancing to his shitty song and he liked it so much he uploaded it to his own channel y’know, like he’s done on multiple other occasions

It’s so goddamn aggravating how people make a mountain out of a molehill and come up with nonsense theories to entertain themselves over mundane things
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The subreddit has gone through several waves of newer, stupider posters ever while Cobes has etched his way into the greater Cowdom over the years. Suffice to say, most of them likely are that stupid now.
 
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