Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

TurdFondler said:
Unless that happens 40+ years from now no one is doing shit. Just catch n release maybe with a pamphlet on hygiene. Bums don't get railroaded into shelters like this and he's not being abused. I can't imagine Casper even having any kind of supports for the homeless save for a shelter.
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Normally I would agree but as we are all aware --- Josh is retarded.

They look up his medical records, find he has autism or whatever fucking issues, and see he is not taking care of himself. Normal person they scold and turn on the streets. With people like him, they have to consider whether it's due to him not being competent. I don't think it would happen but I would not be surprised in the slightest if a routine check-up turned into something more serious.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
One particularly memorable poster told (or lied about) it having such an odd fragrance that it triggered an asthma attack so bad it sent him to the ER.
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To be fair to that poster some scents can set it off in some people, I'm not asthmatic but the fake sandlewood scent they use in some aftershaves and shaving soap set's me coughing like a asthmatic 20 a day smoker who's just been forced to run a mile in heavy fog.


Onto something Josh related - has any one noticed the cycle of his drinks beginning of the month when he get's paid it's heavy on spirits tapers off after a week he will bring out the neck ends for a dank drink combo and then be on beer and mountain dew on the last two or two and a half weeks - that is unless someone sends him money or gets booze given to him but that's becoming less common as time goes on.

Rope Salesman said:
Normally I would agree but as we are all aware --- Josh is retarded.

They look up his medical records, find he has autism or whatever fucking issues, and see he is not taking care of himself. Normal person they scold and turn on the streets. With people like him, they have to consider whether it's due to him not being competent. I don't think it would happen but I would not be surprised in the slightest if a routine check-up turned into something more serious.
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I'm with you on this one mate, Josh's dad is is payee so I'd assume there is some level of guardianship there at least for medical stuff as he's not able to manage his own finances so I can see them calling Clint and him taking over and either moving him into somewhere close to them to keep a eye on him or shuffling him off to a group home he's threatened that before as something he could very well do even after Josh was legally considered an adult.


Check your PM's btw.
 
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Even in a hobo's paradise like Spokane it takes a complete psychotic meltdown and rotten beetus feet for the state to intervene. Look at the amount of homeless retards all over the US. No one cares, no one is going to bother. Post Reagan the system isn't set up to offer real care to the incompetent and they'll just send him back to his boglim den.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
Will Josh ever do anything interesting again or is he just going to sit in his room and drink
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At this point, it seems like his reactions to shit is what will be interesting/his deterioration. The time of josh being interesting all on his own is probably donezo due to the alcohol turning his brain mush and just his unwillingness to be as open as he used to be.
 
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Rope Salesman said:
ClintCraft Peg-legs

Josh’s only contribution would be scribbling ‘666’ and ‘Ozzy’
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You know what if Josh was into Carving I could see him giving it a good go if he wound up with a prosthetic, then again I look at his art skill's and realise he hasn't got the artistic skill or manual dexterity to pull it off or a any idea of how to sharpen, resharpen his tools or knifes.

I think he's getting to the point he get's a cheepo but "cool" looking knife uses it till it's so blunt it wont cut wet news paper and either gives it away or tosses it or displays it - I mean rember that pseudo Bowie he had he used that till the blunted it and snapped the tip of the clip point.

StoicMoose said:
At this point, it seems like his reactions to shit is what will be interesting/his deterioration. The time of josh being interesting all on his own is probably donezo due to the alcohol turning his brain mush and just his unwillingness to be as open as he used to be.
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I think he's been a little more active outside the house recently, not in a normal way but hobbling the shops etc an stopping to get a can of monster along the way, that could provide some content like when he tried puffing on a pipe an drinking at the same time. I could see him getting bored being in the flat one night already half cut an sauntering down to a local cheap bar that he's not been banned from or has just opened and us getting some bar streams etc.
 
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Queen Of The Harpies said:
Google image search scurvy. He's teeth are an exact match. It's very likely the sores on his feet are infected from all the shit on the floor. It's probably a MRSA infection by now.
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He should at least add lime juice to his drink combos.
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Whats up fellow youtubers, Bud light limerita and everclear foot bath. Self care day yesssss. The trolls are jealous because they don't have authentic pirate diseases.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
he seems to be the type who ascribes all kinds of Woo to weed as well.
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He is. Josh has espoused all sorts of Joe Rogan-esque "Weed cures everything doodt" shit. He's said it cures his aspergers, his mental illness, it cures cancer, it cures various nerve related diseases. He is a giant proponent of weed curing everything, he went so far as to vote primarily on that basis in the 2016 election when he voted for Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
That's something, has josh ever claimed any medical benifits or acts from his "Dark Powers" he seems to be the type who ascribes all kinds of Woo to weed as well.
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Josh is absolutely on every kind of government program he's eligible for. It's very easy for Clint to help sign him up for this stuff, all jorp would need to do is sign a paper saying Clint is the one filling forms out for him. You can bet that includes medicaid
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I just looked up Cobra Craft Wands on google, and Josh's etsy was the number one result but this was number 8


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That's another wand maker but they hand carve and paint there's from wood and charge far less than Josh's efforts and are competently carved to boot.
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yeah well I bet they don't ship in a cardboard tube stuffed with plastic bags and notebook paper as padding, nor do I think they include a certificate of authenticity PLUS the signature of famous youtuber KingCobraJFS. I see no shotgun shells, praying mantises, black magic infused crystals, or leather cord, and the wood is almost CERTAINLY not locally sourced and hand collected. clearly just a cheap imitation that can't even compare to the quality that CobraCraftWands puts out, but thats fine dood they're probably just a sicko trolle trying to ride the Cobra wave, there is a reason he is the number one result. get fuckin blocked and ignored from my channel dood you trolls can suck my fuckin dick, you aren't even a real toe dood cmon
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crying and shidding said:
yeah well I bet they don't ship in a cardboard tube stuffed with plastic bags and notebook paper as padding, nor do I think they include a certificate of authenticity PLUS the signature of famous youtuber KingCobraJFS. I see no shotgun shells, praying mantises, black magic infused crystals, or leather cord, and the wood is almost CERTAINLY not locally sourced and hand collected. clearly just a cheap imitation that can't even compare to the quality that CobraCraftWands puts out, but thats fine dood they're probably just a sicko trolle trying to ride the Cobra wave, there is a reason he is the number one result. get fuckin blocked and ignored from my channel dood you trolls can suck my fuckin dick, you aren't even a real toe dood cmon
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You know he shoves them up his pooper before shipping it. It’s how he infuse them with magic. TWU toobz
 
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StoicMoose said:
At this point, it seems like his reactions to shit is what will be interesting/his deterioration. The time of josh being interesting all on his own is probably donezo due to the alcohol turning his brain mush and just his unwillingness to be as open as he used to be.
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I have no doubt the alchoholism really zapped the energy and drive out of him, it sucks because he used to at least interact with the lowest level of society (crackheads, homeless people, IRL furries, etc.) Which made him genuinely interesting. Now he's basically an autistic lonely version of onlyusemeblade but at least blade gets some groping and socializing in
 
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