Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

"Let it sit at room temperature until it was completely dethawed." as one typically does with raw meat.

I can't trust a cobra tat doesn't eat raw meat.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Is that the George Bruno in your av?

The Sultan of Sneed in the flesh. Dudes a masterful grifter, really knows his audience.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

"Let it sit at room temperature until it was completely dethawed." as one typically does with raw meat.

Man, I really wanna make fun of Josh but it’s not that crazy. It’s actually something you do in order to get it to cook evenly.

Here is brief steak prep article

I also think he may have read about salting but completely fucked it up — as usual

 

[DrNow]

Have I missed much since warlord came back? Last thing I saw was Cobes hanging out with his blind friend and the atmosphere just turning sour on warlords arrival.

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes has learned plenty of times that you cant just toss frozen shit into the microwave or oven. Food being icey cold in the middle is probably the only thing aside from vegetables that will get him to stop shoveling it into his maw.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Have I missed much since warlord came back? Last thing I saw was Cobes hanging out with his blind friend and the atmosphere just turning sour on warlords arrival.

He went to a family reunion on 4th of Julay and a troll setup a grinder profile for him and dates have been coming by his apartment, none on camera except for them knocking on his door. You're caught up now.

 

[Skeeter Khomen-Getit]

Man he almost had me. I was sitting there looking at the steak covered in butter thinking "Damn Josh, you actually made something look decent for once. Nice!" Then he poured beer on it, then the soy sauce, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, AND fucking garlic salt. Ruined. If he was grilling the beer and BBQ sauce would of been fine, but to bake the beer with all that? Nasty. Also all that sodium from the bacon alone, but having soy sauce AND garlic salt is like adding a mountain and a half of salt. His body would be crying out if it could. Then hot sauce, which doesn't mix with any of that. Would of been better to just mix some hot spices but the soy sauce/beer would of washed it off and probably deluded any left. Personally I would of just wrapped bacon around the steak, bbq sauce, and used garlic powder instead and called it good. I know his tastebuds are shot, but he always surprises me on how fucked up they are.

I hope he uploads more cooking videos.

What would be your favorite cooking video from chef Cobra? Mine personally has to be the Dank "Apple" pie. The pie is a trash heap littered with brown sugar all over. To top it off, he uses apple sauce instead of freshly cut apples, throws it in the oven at 420 degrees for around 8 minutes. After letting it simmer down in the fridge for an hour, he tries it, and tard rage ensues as it was not solid enough to cut a perfect slice.

I'm really hoping someone recreates his dishes from his cooking videos to eat. I just want to see the look of horror on their face trying to consume a monstrosity.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'm really hoping someone recreates his dishes from his cooking videos to eat. I just want to see the look of horror on their face trying to consume a monstrosity.

People did in the past

 

[Baby Cakes]

What would be your favorite cooking video from chef Cobra? Mine personally has to be the Dank "Apple" pie. The pie is a trash heap littered with brown sugar all over. To top it off, he uses apple sauce instead of freshly cut apples, throws it in the oven at 420 degrees for around 8 minutes. After letting it simmer down in the fridge for an hour, he tries it, and tard rage ensues as it was not solid enough to cut a perfect slice.

I'm really hoping someone recreates his dishes from his cooking videos to eat. I just want to see the look of horror on their face trying to consume a monstrosity.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1NiWpv4ULgvzoBXykWfFg

This guy has recreated some Cobra "dishes".

My favorite Cooking With Cobra vid?

I think there's another cooking vid where his camera somehow ended up filming his ear. You could see how packed his ear canal is. In another video after that, he filmed a pet bird basically picking out his ear wax.

 

[Grondyke]

Mr Goat is now a born again Christian and is washed in the blood of the lamb (which he claims have vaginas that taste similar to human ones). https://youtu.be/QJlBuOPlApY

 

[Potion_Time]

Mr Goat is now a born again Christian and is washed in the blood of the lamb (which he claims have vaginas that taste similar to human ones). https://youtu.be/QJlBuOPlApY

Say's it's private, how blasphemous was it?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Also, Grindr makes you look at ppl around you rather than being able to search different zip codes. I've got Grindr but I'm not going to pay $10 to look at Casper's methiest.

Imagine all the desperate men having to lower their standards to fuck cobra. I really want to see what all the men look like that tried to get with cobra. They have to be ugly.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I'm really hoping someone recreates his dishes from his cooking videos to eat. I just want to see the look of horror on their face trying to consume a monstrosity.

A YouTube channel called "Should I Series" has made a few and they're actually really good videos.

I just searched and found a few more recent ones from a different account that look like they could also be good.

 

[Robust User]

The Lonely Diner is a sweetie.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

A YouTube channel called "Should I Series" has made a few and they're actually really good videos.

I wonder if she falls asleep during the cooking period? Turns the oven to some dank temperatures (420 yessss)? Gets black out drunk and/or pilled out while eating that ‘delicious’ meal?

No one can truly recreate the Cobra’s recipes (Praise his magic).

This is my favourite Cobes moment. Just our boy (still in his trans phase) dying his hair before going to work. First video I saw and still the best. Whenever questions about him being employable come up, I just think of him showing up to work looking like a Smurf

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

I wonder if she falls asleep during the cooking period? Turns the oven to some dank temperatures (420 yessss)? Gets black out drunk and/or pilled out while eating that ‘delicious’ meal?

No one can truly recreate the Cobra’s recipes (Praise his magic).

This is my favourite Cobes moment. Just our boy (still in his trans phase) dying his hair before going to work. First video I saw and still the best. Whenever questions about him being employable come up, I just think of him showing up to work looking like a Smurf

For me it’s “drinking peach shnaps”. Short of cooking it has every single cobra-ism in one video.

Bizarre coping
Lamenting being trolled
Declaring victory over the trolls
Violence towards inanimate objects
Alcoholism
Lamenting women
Oversharing
Putting on a bizarre persona
Saying some of the dumbest shit you’ll here
Awful “vocal covers”

And all the while he’s monologuing to the camera like a highschool drama student practicing Shakespeare

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

The Lonely Diner is a sweetie.

She is way too sweet and way too pure to be consuming his food or his content.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[crying and shidding]

"You only need 3 ingredients, well 4 if you count the microwave"