Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The boglim is now hiding his drink combos behind a pay wall.
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It's been like this for a while now. Ever since he started drinking more and the trolling ramped up, he's been progressively isolating himself more and more.

The social isolation has become concerning. We all play the social game, we learn how to behave around each other through standards of etiquette. We learn that set of rules and behave accordingly. It's why we have friends, they'll tell you when you're fucking up if they're any good kind of friend. Josh hasn't done that in a long time, he lives in own little world isolated from criticism, challenge or even good human beings....and as a result, it's normal for him to talk about kids getting fingerfucked and cumming his pants over bikini models on YouTube. Whacking off in front of people, showing women his pecker unsolicited and almost at times unwarranted, drinking at all hours of the day, ect ect. The longer he remains a hermit who rants all day, the worse that's going to get. He's basically an unsocialized toddler at this point with a gun and his dick in his hand.

I wouldn't be surprised if he stopped streaming altogether as a consequence of the self-isolation and just found a private streaming outlet that'll monetize him, but if he does, those streams are going to be fucking strange going forward, with this kind of stuff it only gets worse as time goes on. This is going to have a dark end, I swear.
 
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The clip in there at 22 seconds where cobes says "I'm literally almost 6'4" and probably 180 to 200lbs of pure muscle I'm not exactly the guy you want to piss off" is classic. It's such an absurdly boldface lie only someone like Cobra would dare say it. My favorite thing about old King Cobra videos were the hilariously made up tough guy lies/stories like that. He would just dream up these stories about Josh F Saunders the 9 inch dick 7 foot tall gigachad slaying bitches and knocking out cowboy rednecks.
 
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Big Nasty said:
I thought Gothic Dee was a dude
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Apparently not, just a very ugly bong
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Thank you for that, so he's about 5ft 10in then nor short but on the lower scale of average, I wonder how tall Clint is in comparison I do get mantlet vibes from him but not short man vibes (i.e he's shorter than he'd like but not considered short) , so he's likely the same height as Josh.

His claims about footwear are a dead giveaway, as is the slippage video towards the end - Josh isn't a 13.5 not even close he's likely a 11.5 or 12.5 at most even accounting for swolen feet, he also wears them wider than he needs them.

Clint or his step mum likely followed the thumb press on the side when it came to fitting a kids shoes if there was some flex but not enough to sink your whole tumb it was good, so rather than getting fitted correctly as a teen if he could get his feet in them with the least discomfort it fitted and he never bothered to find what really did fit him and he's just been finding an buying what fit's him OK without his feet falling out of them.
 
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I can see him requiring a much smaller shoe/boot but still buying them way too fucking big. Just walking into Walmart and finding the biggest ’goth’ boot at the max size.

“You know what they say about a man’s foot size?” He would say — mumbling it more than anything — as the cashier in her 40s rings them up wondering what this 5’9” homeless guy needs with such big boots.

Josh would take them home, open the box and slide his bare feet into them. He doesn’t lace them up right, not that it would matter when your shoe is five sizes too bit. To compensate for his massive shoes, he would just shuffle until eventually it becomes a habit.
 
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I can see him requiring a much smaller shoe/boot but still buying them way too fucking big. Just walking into Walmart and finding the biggest ’goth’ boot at the max size.

“You know what they say about a man’s foot size?” He would say — mumbling it more than anything — as the cashier in her 40s rings them up wondering what this 5’9” homeless guy needs with such big boots.

Josh would take them home, open the box and slide his bare feet into them. He doesn’t lace them up right, not that it would matter when your shoe is five sizes too bit. To compensate for his massive shoes, he would just shuffle until eventually it becomes a habit.
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Yea almost like a cargo cult, Josh sorta kinda get's human proportions but just misses the game rules.

Your are within a inch or so as tall as your span index finger to index finger, your dick is about as long as your index finger and thumb on your left hand shaped into a L and your dick at it's widest is about as wide as your nose or ear lobes, and he's the sorta guy who'd try all kind of weird urban magic to enhance that.
 
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It's been like this for a while now. Ever since he started drinking more and the trolling ramped up, he's been progressively isolating himself more and more.

The social isolation has become concerning. We all play the social game, we learn how to behave around each other through standards of etiquette. We learn that set of rules and behave accordingly. It's why we have friends, they'll tell you when you're fucking up if they're any good kind of friend. Josh hasn't done that in a long time, he lives in own little world isolated from criticism, challenge or even good human beings....and as a result, it's normal for him to talk about kids getting fingerfucked and cumming his pants over bikini models on YouTube. Whacking off in front of people, showing women his pecker unsolicited and almost at times unwarranted, drinking at all hours of the day, ect ect. The longer he remains a hermit who rants all day, the worse that's going to get. He's basically an unsocialized toddler at this point with a gun and his dick in his hand.

I wouldn't be surprised if he stopped streaming altogether as a consequence of the self-isolation and just found a private streaming outlet that'll monetize him, but if he does, those streams are going to be fucking strange going forward, with this kind of stuff it only gets worse as time goes on. This is goin g to have a dark end, I swear.
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He's been doomed to become a strange wino hermit ever since he quit his last job and disconnected from wider society. Anyone who sits in their house drinking as long as Josh does will end up being a a socially stunted weirdo, the fact he's autistic makes it 10x worse.
 
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Thank you for that, so he's about 5ft 10in then nor short but on the lower scale of average, I wonder how tall Clint is in comparison I do get mantlet vibes from him but not short man vibes (i.e he's shorter than he'd like but not considered short) , so he's likely the same height as Josh.
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5'9 is the American average male height. So I think he at least qualifies for greater manlet status.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
It's been like this for a while now. Ever since he started drinking more and the trolling ramped up, he's been progressively isolating himself more and more.

The social isolation has become concerning. We all play the social game, we learn how to behave around each other through standards of etiquette. We learn that set of rules and behave accordingly. It's why we have friends, they'll tell you when you're fucking up if they're any good kind of friend. Josh hasn't done that in a long time, he lives in own little world isolated from criticism, challenge or even good human beings....and as a result, it's normal for him to talk about kids getting fingerfucked and cumming his pants over bikini models on YouTube. Whacking off in front of people, showing women his pecker unsolicited and almost at times unwarranted, drinking at all hours of the day, ect ect. The longer he remains a hermit who rants all day, the worse that's going to get. He's basically an unsocialized toddler at this point with a gun and his dick in his hand.

I wouldn't be surprised if he stopped streaming altogether as a consequence of the self-isolation and just found a private streaming outlet that'll monetize him, but if he does, those streams are going to be fucking strange going forward, with this kind of stuff it only gets worse as time goes on. This is going to have a dark end, I swear.
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Yeah the hardcore trolling discourages him from doing anything actually funny. Remember years ago when he would willingly share embarrassing stories? He openly admitted to getting caught fucking citrus fruits (and I don’t mean a British warlord)

Nowadays he’s so sensitive to getting trolled he doesn’t do anything unless it’s in a strictly controllable situation, he even logs off before he gets too drunk now or when he gets worked up so his inevitable meltdown isn’t recorded.

The most extreme trolls end up trolling the audience more than cobra since they discourage him from doing literally anything but ranting about gender relations. The paypigs also discourage him from doing anything interesting but he wouldn’t NEED the “safe space” of the trusted paypigs if it wasn’t for the fact that the relentless trolling discourages him from doing anything interesting.

“GRR those paypigs incentivize him to do the bare minimum and get paid rather than doing anything interesting!” - guy who has gone out of his way to get him banned from every bar/restaurant in town and isolate him from everybody he knows by harassing them and constantly remind him of every embarrassing sing mistake he’s ever by constantly texting him about it

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I just woke up and went to do my daily check on Oprah and he has been banned on reddit anyone know why?

https://www.reddit.com/user/GothicKingOprah

@Oprahs_Old_Arm you been posting kiddie porn again?
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Wasn’t there a mass permabanning of sub mods from Reddit admins? If I didn’t know any better I’d think there was a conspiracy toobs. Maybe Reddit is cleaning up the mods and whittling down accounts that had mod privileges previously so that they can delete the sub when the time is right and there would be nobody to dispute it 🤔 Who is reaponsible for whacking the mods? Who moderates the moderators?
 
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Yeah the hardcore trolling discourages him from doing anything actually funny. Remember years ago when he would willingly share embarrassing stories? He openly admitted to getting caught fucking citrus fruits (and I don’t mean a British warlord)

Nowadays he’s so sensitive to getting trolled he doesn’t do anything unless it’s in a strictly controllable situation, he even logs off before he gets too drunk now or when he gets worked up so his inevitable meltdown isn’t recorded.

The most extreme trolls end up trolling the audience more than cobra since they discourage him from doing literally anything but ranting about gender relations. The paypigs also discourage him from doing anything interesting but he wouldn’t NEED the “safe space” of the trusted paypigs if it wasn’t for the fact that the relentless trolling discourages him from doing anything interesting.

“GRR those paypigs incentivize him to do the bare minimum and get paid rather than doing anything interesting!” - guy who has gone out of his way to get him banned from every bar/restaurant in town and isolate him from everybody he knows by harassing them and constantly remind him of every embarrassing sing mistake he’s ever by constantly texting him about it


Wasn’t there a mass permabanning of sub mods from Reddit admins? If I didn’t know any better I’d think there was a conspiracy toobs. Maybe Reddit is cleaning up the mods and whittling down accounts that had mod privileges previously so that they can delete the sub when the time is right and there would be nobody to dispute it 🤔 Who is reaponsible for whacking the mods? Who moderates the moderators?
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Pretty much summed up where Cobes sits in the overall picture.

As for Reddit, I’m amazed they still have lolcow subs floating around. His is especially bad, as it’s just memes on how shitty a person he is, how fucking ugly/disgusting/dumb Josh is, and subtle trolling attempts hoping he sees them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole sub gets banned eventually

Also this is the best representation of how Cobes sees himself

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