Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
That's actually a great throwback to his green basement era. The "guitar insite" videos were him rambling with random shredding! peppered in.

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damn the difference between old cobra and the speed at which he talks really highlights how he's rotted his brain
 
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Rope Salesman said:
it’s just memes on how shitty a person he is, how fucking ugly/disgusting/dumb Josh is, and subtle trolling attempts hoping he sees them.
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Don't forget the doctoral dissertations that talk about how they're far better than Cobes and compare their life situation to his despite being only marginally better and probably need help as bad as he does.
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
Don't forget the doctoral dissertations that talk about how they're far better than Cobes and compare their life situation to his despite being only marginally better and probably need help as bad as he does.
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And don’t forget really stupid questions I don’t know how many threads show up like

OP “Why does cobra always do < retarded thing >”

“Because he’s retarded?”

OP “Nonono it must be because < elaborate nonsensical theory that has no correlation to anything cobra has ever done or any behavior he’s ever exhibited >”

Like goddamn it’s not that fucking deep. He behaves like a retard because he’s a retard. It really is that simple
 
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“Hey guys, I think I figured (some really stupid shit) out! I know, I know but at least listen to this theory!

Edit: Thanks for my first gold ever kind stranger!”

To be fair, we do a lot of armchair shrink on him too. Every now and then we get too deep but their shit fluctuates between a painting that took 100 hours to a simple poll of how much of a retard he is.

Spoiler: He’s pretty retarded.

We keep our retardation at a respectable level of ‘how tall is this fuck?’ to the ever present ‘why doesn’t Clint save him?!’
 
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Most of the people who post on the subreddit any more are insufferable and it only takes looking at their post history to see that they're just as bad as Josh but without being regards. So in a sense they're worse.

I can't get over the few posters in the past year or so who somehow have no lives and post in every damn thread made on there. That conningtower or whatever, gostofdoodle, ph4bi4n, bizzum, courtney-teat sucker barackoboglim, spilleddrinkcombo or gothicdrinkcombo. Fuck em all.

There's that Top Plantain guy who goes on about Josh's teeth any chance he can get when he's posting in r/dentistry about how he's going to need all his teeth removed at age 19 or something by his own fault.

Clicked on someone mercilessly making fun of Josh on there a while back and it was a 400lbs goth landwhale that only shills her onlyfans and nudes on other subreddits.

There's LizBeth who posts in both the subs who acts holier than thou but leaves both of Josh's apartments, where he frequents, etc. all 1 star reviews online much to the ire of the landlords, but forgot they also reviewed their tattoo parlor in Tennessee after getting a Dragonball Z forearm tattoo with Bulma in a microbikini.

Even if Josh goes offline, these are the idiots that are going to keep ruining his life with any little sliver of information they can get. Josh may be a lolcow but his bitter hatred towards "the trolls" of course has some merit. There are a lot more malicious ones that will prevent him from ever getting ahead.

The people whose usernames you see in every thread even if its got 0 upvotes are the worst and most of them seem like they are honestly a bit jealous of Josh for making money doing nothing. He may go on about it but he does have a little bit of a point with the whole thing.

Also Ryuu, you tried to get into Courtney's discord and you didn't take pics of a sharpie up your butthole like she told you to do. Why didn't you do that man?
 
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charlesdickens said:
Clicked on someone mercilessly making fun of Josh on there a while back and it was a 400lbs goth landwhale that only shills her onlyfans and nudes on other subreddits.
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Was it this kiwi @InternetzooOnlooker who also heavily alogs ralph?
her twitter is extremely NSFW and don't visit if you plan on eating ever again.
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Do you guys think it's true Josh has gotten back on the adderall lately? He seems much more energetic/manic/sped up in some of the newer stuff (compared to the slug-like existance he has 1-2 years ago where he spoke about 10 slurred words per minute)

I was watching some of the coverage of Josh's old content from back when he lived at Clint's house and people were pointing out how fast he spoke. Back then he quit adderall because it "made him feel strange", but maybe he's finally realized it's basically legal speed/meth and renewed his prescription. Maybe he went to a shrink and they suggested/prescribed it? Idk.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
Do you guys think it's true Josh has gotten back on the adderall lately? He seems much more energetic/manic/sped up in some of the newer stuff (compared to the slug-like existance he has 1-2 years ago where he spoke about 10 slurred words per minute)

I was watching some of the coverage of Josh's old content from back when he lived at Clint's house and people were pointing out how fast he spoke. Back then he quit adderall because it "made him feel strange", but maybe he's finally realized it's basically legal speed/meth and renewed his prescription. Maybe he went to a shrink and they suggested/prescribed it? Idk.
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Possibly but I doubt it, I know he's said he's used coke recently so he might be on something else that's amping him up.

He's still drinking so this is really not going to end well for him.
 
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charlesdickens said:
Most of the people who post on the subreddit any more are insufferable and it only takes looking at their post history to see that they're just as bad as Josh but without being regards. So in a sense they're worse.

I can't get over the few posters in the past year or so who somehow have no lives and post in every damn thread made on there. That conningtower or whatever, gostofdoodle, ph4bi4n, bizzum, courtney-teat sucker barackoboglim, spilleddrinkcombo or gothicdrinkcombo. Fuck em all.

There's that Top Plantain guy who goes on about Josh's teeth any chance he can get when he's posting in r/dentistry about how he's going to need all his teeth removed at age 19 or something by his own fault.

Clicked on someone mercilessly making fun of Josh on there a while back and it was a 400lbs goth landwhale that only shills her onlyfans and nudes on other subreddits.

There's LizBeth who posts in both the subs who acts holier than thou but leaves both of Josh's apartments, where he frequents, etc. all 1 star reviews online much to the ire of the landlords, but forgot they also reviewed their tattoo parlor in Tennessee after getting a Dragonball Z forearm tattoo with Bulma in a microbikini.

Even if Josh goes offline, these are the idiots that are going to keep ruining his life with any little sliver of information they can get. Josh may be a lolcow but his bitter hatred towards "the trolls" of course has some merit. There are a lot more malicious ones that will prevent him from ever getting ahead.

The people whose usernames you see in every thread even if its got 0 upvotes are the worst and most of them seem like they are honestly a bit jealous of Josh for making money doing nothing. He may go on about it but he does have a little bit of a point with the whole thing.

Also Ryuu, you tried to get into Courtney's discord and you didn't take pics of a sharpie up your butthole like she told you to do. Why didn't you do that man?
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Oh I’m not magnaryu from Reddit I just thought it was lulzy that dude uses the same name for literally every single thing he signs up for so when creating an account to lurk here I used it cause I didn’t really intend to post. I’ve tried to change it but I can’t figure out how lol
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
before you ask, he haven't uploaded part 1 yet
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“____ Part 2” being uploaded before part 1 is my favorite goofy cobraism. Dude can’t even upload a video right. I like to think of it as the main entry and then the “Part 1” that comes after is the prequel.

It’s especially kino when it’s just a video titled “Part 2” without any context at all and no “Part 1” in sight
 
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