Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

Just when I think he's getting boring...

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Just when I think he's getting boring...

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I have to admit I can relate to this one.

When I was in college I ate many burritos, gyros, fried cheese curds and other late-night foods this way while completely shitfaced.

 

[Duck Duck No]

After watching this latest culinary adventure, I wonder how often he has bowel movements and if they're ever good.
M'jord loves a good fart so I wonder how many times a week this dude shits himelf.

 

[Bogliacci]

Holy shit, those finger nails are so long. Def got some shit down under them I'd wager. And why would you eat like that? There's no way hes getting any pleasure from eating. Then again, there's no way he really can TASTE most of what he shovels into his maw with how bad his cooking is, so maybe he just likes the mouth feel of food on maw and in his gullet.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

After watching this latest culinary adventure, I wonder how often he has bowel movements and if they're ever good.
M'jord loves a good fart so I wonder how many times a week this dude shits himself.

Consuming hard liquor or wine in quantity turns your shit into river rocks, it's totally different from what you'd expect. I don't know why but it is what it is.

Bud Light or any beer on the other hand....yikes. I remember I had to sacrifice the campus newspaper when I ran out of TP during a gnarly beer dump. Stuff just clings to you like paste.

 

[Potion_Time]

Holy shit, those finger nails are so long. Def got some shit down under them I'd wager. And why would you eat like that? There's no way hes getting any pleasure from eating. Then again, there's no way he really can TASTE most of what he shovels into his maw with how bad his cooking is, so maybe he just likes the mouth feel of food on maw and in his gullet.

Are you telling me that frying a door dashed burrito in an entire tub of country crock wouldn't take you directly to flavor town? Get blocked from my channel troll.

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

Consuming hard liquor or wine in quantity turns your shit into river rocks, it's totally different from what you'd expect. I don't know why but it is what it is.

Bud Light or any beer on the other hand....yikes. I remember I had to sacrifice the campus newspaper when I ran out of TP during a gnarly beer dump. Stuff just clings to you like paste.

Well what happens when you fill yourself with hard liquor, then chase that with undercooked rice beans and grease, then chase that with more hard liquor?

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Well what happens when you fill yourself with hard liquor, then chase that with undercooked rice beans and grease, then chase that with more hard liquor?

I can be reckless when deep in my cups but I have never been that reckless.

I suspect based upon the ingredients you listed that this would involve brutal ring-stinging ass piss at 3am.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Yeah it's all of the weird disparate elements that make up the boglim's diet that make me wonder what actually happens to him.
I'd pay him a thousand bucks/a case of Jack Daniels to go to a doctor check-up and get some bloodwork done (I'm sure Clint could lie to him about getting his blood back so he can make a necklace out of it or some shit)

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

I can be reckless when deep in my cups but I have never been that reckless.

I suspect based upon the ingredients you listed that this would involve brutal ring-stinging ass piss at 3am.

I've been there, a long time ago.

The human colon is not meant to be operated at 90 PSI.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is the equivalent of watching the video where that hyena eats a gazelle asshole first.

very accurate. I watched it without audio at first and I legitimately couldn't tell what the fuck it was.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

This is the equivalent of watching the video where that hyena eats a gazelle asshole first.

Just when I think he's getting boring...

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He eats like a fucking insect. Like a Praying mantis eating a fly. Just holding it and pushing it in the direction of his mouth while he chews. doesn’t take bites just chewing with his mandibles and pushing it down his throat

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I've been there, a long time ago.

The human colon is not meant to be operated at 90 PSI.

Me too...in hindsight I could have put out a small fire with the rectal output from an unfortunate combination of all-you-can-drink hard cider and bar burgers.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Just when I think he's getting boring...

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Backwards regurgitation.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Backwards regurgitation.

Pregurgitation you might say...

 

[Exist0]

Played around with DALL-E 2, using variations of "gothic bad boy who smells good and makes wands", throwing in hat or glasses sometimes. Here's 4 that I enjoyed.

 

[Bogliacci]

Are you telling me that frying a door dashed burrito in an entire tub of country crock wouldn't take you directly to flavor town? Get blocked from my channel troll.

Now Im not gonna lie, making a chimichanga from his leftover burrito is actually something that doesn't sound terrible. That is until he added beer to it... and then topped it off with doritos. Frankly I felt like it was a return to form for our boy, especially when he started microwaving it to get dat cheeeeze pull.

Then he shoveled it in his mouth like an animal.

 

[Potion_Time]

Played around with DALL-E 2, using variations of "gothic bad boy who smells good and makes wands", throwing in hat or glasses sometimes. Here's 4 that I enjoyed.View attachment 3564577

I'd like to see what comes up if somebody typed in "pie high hat".

 

[TurdEthics]

Played around with DALL-E 2, using variations of "gothic bad boy who smells good and makes wands", throwing in hat or glasses sometimes. Here's 4 that I enjoyed.View attachment 3564577

Bottom left looks like Cobes & Nick Bate's lovechild.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Was going to ask a question about the burrito but then I remembered its because he's retarded