Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mike and Eichs]

I always suspect someone is behind the curtain pulling the strings when he goes through a new ‘phase’

Isn't that the case with a lot of Lolcows? Chris had an "Idea Guy" and Cyraxx has MBM. It's just a matter of figuring out who it is.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

An edgy fourteenth year old wouldn’t even find this funny. He has a mental age less than that of a teen. Lol
Also, four sides? I heard of side B but side D? Lol

It's called a DOUBLE ALBUM.

Get blocked, trolle.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Isn't that the case with a lot of Lolcows? Chris had an "Idea Guy" and Cyraxx has MBM. It's just a matter of figuring out who it is.

The ideas are probably coming from Courtney, reddit, discord groups, or a combo of all.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Also, four sides? I heard of side B but side D? Lol

@Goyaanisqatsi beat me to the punch, but yeah double albums are fairly common. See The Beatles' White Album or Elliott Smith's Figure 8 for example. But there is absolutely no reason for this... thing to be 98 fucking minutes long. DeathBedTapes, couldn't you have at least trimmed some fat off of this bad boy??

 

[Bogliacci]

@Goyaanisqatsi beat me to the punch, but yeah double albums are fairly common. See The Beatles' White Album or Elliott Smith's Figure 8 for example. But there is absolutely no reason for this... thing to be 98 fucking minutes long. DeathBedTapes, couldn't you have at least trimmed some fat off of this bad boy??

not sure whether to pity DBT or laugh that he had to listen to this shit more than a few times to produce.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

@Goyaanisqatsi beat me to the punch, but yeah double albums are fairly common. See The Beatles' White Album or Elliott Smith's Figure 8 for example. But there is absolutely no reason for this... thing to be 98 fucking minutes long. DeathBedTapes, couldn't you have at least trimmed some fat off of this bad boy??

He could have done without at least 2/3 of 'Without Cobra'

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

An edgy fourteenth year old wouldn’t even find this funny. He has a mental age less than that of a teen. Lol
Also, four sides? I heard of side B but side D? Lol

That is one deep track.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He could have done without at least 2/3 of 'Without Cobra'

Just love how he tries to rap about girls while adding “of age, non related” in front of it. It sounds so forced lol

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Just love how he tries to rap about girls while adding “of age, non related” in front of it. It sounds so forced lol

Never fails to creep me out how he feels he always needs to specify that.

 

[RapidlyEh]

Do you think staring into a microwave for an extended period of time would explain some of his shortcomings ?

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Do you think staring into a microwave for an extended period of time would explain some of his shortcomings ?

So he gave himself chemo induced retardation. Explains a lot about the last few years

 

[Jack Scarefani]

He needs to just release a fart album at this point

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He gets hard when he see cheese

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

He gets hard when he see cheese

I am speechless. This is magnificent

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I am speechless. This is magnificent

He just loves warlord’s cheese. Nothing wrong with that even if he was jizzing in his pants while making this video.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Is he going through a fucking art phase?

Cheese videos, 98 minutes of nonsensical noise, fart fetishisation, screaming vocal covers, hour long rants, cooking so bad it’s entertaining…

Is this shit performance art?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Is he going through a fucking art phase?

Cheese videos, 98 minutes of nonsensical noise, fart fetishisation, screaming vocal covers, hour long rants, cooking so bad it’s entertaining…

Is this shit performance art?

This is total cognitive decay. Just enjoy the madness

 

[Duck Duck No]

No matter how many album deep Cobes' discography goes, his inability to stay on-beat or on time is always astounding and yet not. The Without Me parody where he just is like a full measure ahead of the beat is so fucking funny, it never gets old.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

live and hating gays

 

[Potion_Time]

He gets hard when he see cheese

Yo this nigga eating cheese!