Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The Southwest Strangla said:
I remember someone asked me in the past if cobra reads his kiwi and I always reply “he’s semi-illiterate and he would never read a block of text” I’m sure he doesn’t really read his Reddit; he likely just look at the memes and get pissed.
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No, he reads it. He spends a good hour a day reading it. Josh can still read it just takes him time to do it, that and most of the people on that subreddit write about as well as he can read. Josh is not wrong, the majority of that subreddit is filled with retards. You go ask the mods on that subreddit, they'll tell you that, they have to wrangle their retarded shit on a daily basis.

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It would be great just hearing all the stutters and mispronounced words. The way he mispronounces so many words is genuinely entertaining. Ava Grande is my favorite replacement for Avant Gard.
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The fact that he STILL says "Linger-ree" instead of "Lawn-ger-ray" makes me fucking howl every single time.

Years. YEARS HE HAS BEEN SAYING THIS.
 
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Now it’s a party is pretty melancholy, albeit comfy in parts. The best indie mumble core director couldn’t have pulled off anything better than that. He respects the environment and the spirits when he goes to the graveyard, he supports local businesses and learns about the history of the places he buys from and just gets by day to day without being weighed down by past set backs.

If our boy Cobes had any good sense, he’d get a better camera and start producing more documentary tier content. Until then, I’m just as happy to watch him eat pizza with the bum across the hall and have webcam breakdowns.
 
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DrNow said:
Now it’s a party is pretty melancholy, albeit comfy in parts. The best indie mumble core director couldn’t have pulled off anything better than that. He respects the environment and the spirits when he goes to the graveyard, he supports local businesses and learns about the history of the places he buys from and just gets by day to day without being weighed down by past set backs.

If our boy Cobes had any good sense, he’d get a better camera and start producing more documentary tier content. Until then, I’m just as happy to watch him eat pizza with the bum across the hall and have webcam breakdowns.
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I feel like there should be a doc for the end of every "arc" of his life; Trappped's was the Green Basement/middle of the Wendy's era, when he was still the fast talking, effeminate dyke. Now It's A Party is him fully enveloped in the Boglim lifestyle; filthy apartment and days spent in front of his computer in between odd day trips and bar visits.

I don't know how it'd be possible anymore, maybe a Matt Green type would have to try and avoid the Porkey protection squad or something, but I'd love to see a solid trilogy of documentaries finishing off him him, alone, in that crackden apartment with no friends besides Warlord as we see what became of the sexy bad boy rockstar.

Boglim Up, if you will.
 
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Cobes talking about cumming all over his own face got me shook like Hassan

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Another documentary could be made but it would cost a bit. Porkney and her merry band of White Knights would try and gatekeep but money would over rule them.

Anything from $500- $1000 would probably be the fee. I know the last crew paid him. It would also involve buying $60 pizzas, tobacco, and probably tons of booze. Maybe another tattoo

“So Cobes, what has happened since the last documentary all those years ago?”

“I got this cow bell…”
 
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Rope Salesman said:
Another documentary could be made but it would cost a bit. Porkney and her merry band of White Knights would try and gatekeep but money would over rule them.

Anything from $500- $1000 would probably be the fee. I know the last crew paid him. It would also involve buying $60 pizzas, tobacco, and probably tons of booze. Maybe another tattoo

“So Cobes, what has happened since the last documentary all those years ago?”

“I got this cow bell…”
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Porkney and her squad of squealers or more likely one of her orbiters in her discord were the ones who did “Now it’s a party”
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
I don't know but based on style it was my guess that it was Bite-sized Cobra bits and someone else.
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it was bitesized aka cosoggy he still denies it for whatever reason but it is obvious as day that it was him


did anyone catch our good friend republican atheist on sam hyde's training camp? i wonder if it was him that convinced him to do the being irish bit
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I don't know how it'd be possible anymore, maybe a Matt Green type would have to try and avoid the Porkey protection squad or something
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Very possible.

Go to Casper, bang on his door and introduce yourself. Bring him a bottle and a fresh pack. Don't take pictures with him and throw them up on the Reddit. Tell him you'll be back in a week for filming. Plan to start shooting the day after you arrive, because when you show up Josh will have mostly forgotten and he'll be drunk. Film it, edit it, release it.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
The fact that he STILL says "Linger-ree" instead of "Lawn-ger-ray" makes me fucking howl every single time.

Years. YEARS HE HAS BEEN SAYING THIS.
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That and he still pronounces monetization as Mon-Iter-I-Zay-Shun. He watches lingerie try on videos, he listens to youtubers rant about monetization, he has literally heard these words being pronounced. His brain is so fucking dysfunctional that he is unable to connect the woman in the video saying the word lingerie to the word lingerie written in the title of the video.
 
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