Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Retarded Ape Man]

I wonder how often he gets chargebacks nowadays, is that even possible with cashapp and paypal?

its possible with paypal idk about cashapp though

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

its possible with paypal idk about cashapp though

Cashapp is a one way street to SimpVille. Once it's left a pay pig account it's in his paws for good.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Cobra doing some pooting after a night with warlord

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Cobra doing some pooting after a night with warlord

I think its time for Clint to take Josh to the vet and have him put to sleep. In the arms of an angel, toobz

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I think its time for Clint to take Josh to the vet and have him put to sleep. In the arms of an angel, toobz

His body is used to any poison. Nothing can kill him….but it wouldn’t hurt to give him a flea bath toobz.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

His body is used to any poison. Nothing can kill him….but it wouldn’t hurt to give him a flea bath toobz.

maybe some hot lead in the back in the gourd, 'of mice and men' style

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Am I just imagining things or did people think Cobra broke his dryspell by having sex with a 60 something year old woman last year? Might be the Mandela effect in action

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Am I just imagining things or did people think Cobra broke his dryspell by having sex with a 60 something year old woman last year? Might be the Mandela effect in action

How would that even happen?

She was wondering through his apartment complex, heard a gentle ringing coming down the corridor, and after pushing through stench of filth and body odour, set her eyes on a boglim roughly her own age — leading to true love?

Warlord would just sit in corner beating his meat while hearing that cow bell ringing in the other room for 30 seconds, followed immediately by, “Goddddd Dammn Itttttt!”

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Am I just imagining things or did people think Cobra broke his dryspell by having sex with a 60 something year old woman last year? Might be the Mandela effect in action

The only person he is having sex is warlord (sometimes cool taste)

 

[Associate Rick]

Imagine if idubbz does one of his retarded documentaries on cobes like he did with the fat guy

He'd be too afraid in case the Gothic bad boy who smells good steals his woman, cucking Idubbz to break the dry spell, TMDWU toobz.

 

[Bogliacci]

He'd be too afraid in case the Gothic bad boy who smells good steals his woman, cucking Idubbz to break the dry spell, TMDWU toobz.

You're joking but that's a real possibility with Anisa

 

[Clint's Burden]

Cobra doing some pooting after a night with warlord

Yeah I know why he's been ramping up his "fuck the trolls" thing with these weird videos. The guys over at R/The_Boglim have been doing some low tier trolling with prank calls. They set up these two way calls where it looks like Clint and Josh called each other.

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[Bogliacci]

Yeah I know why he's been ramping up his "fuck the trolls" thing with these weird videos. The guys over at R/The_Boglim have been doing some low tier trolling with prank calls. They set up these two way calls where it looks like Clint and Josh called each other.

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"Ill make another video thatll piss them off"

Beautiful

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I would paypig to have Cobes read from a book on stream for an hour.

If you want a more hands on experience I could take you out back give you a few strategic love taps with a rounding hammer and let you read every written word Chris and Cobes have ever written - I wont take responsibility for any permanent brain damage though.

Another documentary could be made but it would cost a bit. Porkney and her merry band of White Knights would try and gatekeep but money would over rule them.

Anything from $500- $1000 would probably be the fee. I know the last crew paid him. It would also involve buying $60 pizzas, tobacco, and probably tons of booze. Maybe another tattoo

“So Cobes, what has happened since the last documentary all those years ago?”

“I got this cow bell…”

Never has the world ever needed less Cow Bell than it has now.

And can you imagine what Craft Services Tables would look like if Cobes ever produced a TV show or alike on his own and dictated the food and drinks on offer where Authentic to his receipts? My god the insurance adjusters would have a field day with that one.

No, the only thing he’s getting tonight is a prolapse

 

[I.B. Niggin]

You're joking but that's a real possibility with Anisa

You get all that grease together in one spot, you're definitely getting a grease fire.

 

[Potion_Time]

Yeah I know why he's been ramping up his "fuck the trolls" thing with these weird videos. The guys over at R/The_Boglim have been doing some low tier trolling with prank calls. They set up these two way calls where it looks like Clint and Josh called each other.

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There's something strangely beautiful about how much home dad supports cobes. Even in the last one he never gets angry at Josh and they just start discussing that he needs more juan wood and spray paint.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I always sway between thinking Clint is a piece of shit and believing he is making do with a shitty situation.

Could you imagine having a kid like Cobes? Random assholes on YouTube chat get Josh pissed off simply telling him not to do something

Stranger: ”You better not go live, BOY!”

Cobes: ‘Fuck you, I’ll go live when I want to fucking troll!”

I can only imagine the tantrums over trying to get him to stop drinking, cut his hair, not being a fucking weirdo…

Clint probably just gave up long ago

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

Yeah I know why he's been ramping up his "fuck the trolls" thing with these weird videos. The guys over at R/The_Boglim have been doing some low tier trolling with prank calls. They set up these two way calls where it looks like Clint and Josh called each other.

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[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Yeah I know why he's been ramping up his "fuck the trolls" thing with these weird videos. The guys over at R/The_Boglim have been doing some low tier trolling with prank calls. They set up these two way calls where it looks like Clint and Josh called each other.

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Actually pretty wholesome. Kinda funny to see people frame it in all sorts of negative ways “Woah! Clint hung up on Josh when it was clear the call was pranked, they had nothing to talk about, he was busy, and it was likely being recorded! Holy shit you guys this is undeniable proof really hates his son and wants him to die!” Leave it to redditors to make a mountain out of a molehill and invent all sorts of dog whistle “secret meanings” to make it seem like it’s anything other than a benign phone conversation. I think the mental gymnastics to literally invent “entertaining” shit from completely unremarkable situations is the most annoying thing people do.

There's something strangely beautiful about how much home dad supports cobes. Even in the last one he never gets angry at Josh and they just start discussing that he needs more juan wood and spray paint.

Better not love your own flesh and blood unconditionally, BOY

 

[Bogliacci]

There's something strangely beautiful about how much home dad supports cobes. Even in the last one he never gets angry at Josh and they just start discussing that he needs more juan wood and spray paint.

Ill never understand the hate people have for him. Unlike josh, he really is doing the best he can. He's probably just thankful josh isnt on the streets.

Additionally, I gotta say coming to Cobes' thread is comfy and refreshing. He's just good ol retard, he's not poltical or some insane freak attacking people. He's just self contained and a goofball that's decaying like a log covered in slime mold.