Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock]

2 pounds of beef and cheese that's the diet someone who gets zero exercise and never leaves the house needs

 

[Potion_Time]

2 pounds of beef and cheese that's the diet someone who gets zero exercise and never leaves the house needs

Don't forget an entire container of french onion dip!

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Don't forget an entire container of french onion dip!

Where the fuck is the eggs and mountain dew? Lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Brave man, you shouldn't trust anything that crosses his front door threshold. No idea what is paratrooping from that ceiling.

yeah, i’ve watched enough videos to know i could never eat anything he makes but if somebody else prepared it ala cobra style, then it’d be different. seziures said in his drink combo stream that some of them aren’t bad, so there’s that

 

[Big Nasty]

2 pounds of beef and cheese that's the diet someone who gets zero exercise and never leaves the house needs

Optimum nutrient uptake my dude.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Okay this kind of made me laugh

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Okay this kind of made me laugh

How did you find this MF'r?

Nigga be looking like gothic Scott Stortch

 

[TurdFondler]

That's Mini Manson, they have a thread in proving grounds.

Def less goth than cobes. Completely aped Manson's mall goth style instead of inventing a new aesthetic like our boy. Gotta say mini Manson has worse vocal covers too.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Okay this kind of made me laugh

What the fuck? It looks like that Psi fucker had downs and watched some old Manson videos and still got them wrong.

That's Mini Manson, they have a thread in proving grounds.

Def less goth than cobes. Completely aped Manson's mall goth style instead of inventing a new aesthetic like our boy. Gotta say mini Manson has worse vocal covers too.

This one has a thread? Oh boy off down a rabbit hole I go!...

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Is there anything that he cooks that any of you would eat?

some of his burgers don't look terrible but thats only because you can only fit so much between a bun. Also for whatever reason he's cooked decent enough looking ribs/steaks without a bunch of shit piled on. Cobes problem is hes got the palate of an 8 year old but he's still a better cook than Kay and I even venture to say his worst is still better than Jack Scalfani's worst.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

2 pounds of beef and cheese that's the diet someone who gets zero exercise and never leaves the house needs

Didn’t someone offer him money to attempt some push-ups? He would never do it but it would be hilarious. Kinda hard to convince yourself that your strong when can’t knock out one push-up.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Didn’t someone offer him money to attempt some push-ups? He would never do it but it would be hilarious. Kinda hard to convince yourself that your strong when can’t knock out one push-up.

I think he did 30 on stream within the last year.

 

[Skeeter Khomen-Getit]

Okay this kind of made me laugh

This guy looks like Shon all-grown up, embracing the lavish gothic lifestyle learned from his father.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This guy looks like Shon all-grown up, embracing the lavish gothic lifestyle learned from his father.

It’s a tranny FTM but she is still more goth than cobra. Now that’s funny

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Didn’t someone offer him money to attempt some push-ups? He would never do it but it would be hilarious. Kinda hard to convince yourself that your strong when can’t knock out one push-up.

I'm a tubby cunt and even I can do push-up's (ok not many but you know any>non) I've love to see him try hell I'd love to see him try and jog not run but jog for any lenght of time even on the spot.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Healthy looking teeth toobz

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Healthy looking teeth toobz

His gum line has receded so much it looks like he has two sets of teeth

 

[Clint's Burden]

Arguably I guess it's good there's some arena where he's being recorded "off the clock", but these retards make zero effort to take advantage of it.

I'm glad somebody can understand how great a function that is to watching Josh, because he's grown to be extremely paranoid and careful about the things he says and does on YouTube contrary to how he actually was when he was younger. Any "Off the clock" area where he feels safe from criticism? There's a chance he goes right back to that. The guy bought a fucking sex doll when he was drunk and he tried to blackmail Bitesize to pay for it, I mean jesus christ if isn't the real Josh I don't know what is. lol

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Any "Off the clock" area where he feels safe from criticism? There's a chance he goes right back to that. The guy bought a fucking sex doll when he was drunk and he tried to blackmail Bitesize to pay for it, I mean jesus christ if isn't the real Josh I don't know what is. lol

I feel like if he had a ‘haven’ and was just hanging out there it would just be a long troll. He would eventually do something hilarious/dumb and then they would leak that shit. Just like Porkney’s discord, they can’t help themselves and want them Reddit points.

Josh is a textbook case why you don’t interact with the lolcows.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Josh's lips actually look like a king cobra's mouth. Bog magick is real.