Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Cobes going live to "tackle the kanye issue" lmfao, he's desperate. ALso a lot of delusions on display regarding his singing, he seems to still be coping extremely hard after Halloween trying to prove to everyone how great he is by just saying it.


Stream is gold, Cobes in excellent form today. LN delusions, delusions about the girls he stalked in highschool missing him, delusions about intimidating dudes in the bar on halloween
 
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Cobes has just been hammerin out the lives today, this just hasn't been his week. He was hammered at noon, spouting an endless line of delusional copium, basically everything he's ever coped with ie chicks dig him, he's amazing at singing, chicks in high school say they wish they were with him. Now he adds that he intimidated dudes who were harassing him over frosty's, and that he could see the fear in the guys eyes. Not to mention that dude had big thick glasses kind of like SOMEONE ELSE DOES, COBES.

It's been great compared to what his shit has been the past month.
 
Everyone on the subreddit are crying that he is on pills from the old fucks next door, especially in his last live.

I imagine it has been brought up before but is it maybe interactions from his medications? I know he never listed them ( I doubt he can pronounce any of them) but a quick look on autism medication and pretty much all say alcohol is a no-no. Hell, some even say avoid sugary drinks.

I can see him taking more or less than his dosage, downing them with a slug of mountain dew/bud light, and then proceeding to drink to excess as his brain slowly melts from the interactions.
 
Everyone on the subreddit are crying that he is on pills from the old fucks next door, especially in his last live.

I imagine it has been brought up before but is it maybe interactions from his medications? I know he never listed them ( I doubt he can pronounce any of them) but a quick look on autism medication and pretty much all say alcohol is a no-no. Hell, some even say avoid sugary drinks.

I can see him taking more or less than his dosage, downing them with a slug of mountain dew/bud light, and then proceeding to drink to excess as his brain slowly melts from the interactions.
I think they underestimate how fucked you can get from boozin, there's never been any evidence he's been getting pills from walt and angie
 
Everyone on the subreddit are crying that he is on pills from the old fucks next door, especially in his last live.

I imagine it has been brought up before but is it maybe interactions from his medications? I know he never listed them ( I doubt he can pronounce any of them) but a quick look on autism medication and pretty much all say alcohol is a no-no. Hell, some even say avoid sugary drinks.

I can see him taking more or less than his dosage, downing them with a slug of mountain dew/bud light, and then proceeding to drink to excess as his brain slowly melts from the interactions.
Cobes doesn't have any prescribed medication, he stopped taking meds when he turned 18. He's said he's taken muscle relaxers, morphine pills, shrooms, possibly coke(?) and maybe some other things I'm not remembering. I fully believe he gets pills from somebody, but I don't think he's a heavy user, probably a rare occurrence. back in the day though he'd nod out on stream sometimes, but these days when that happens it's pretty obvious he's just drunk and fucked up on mystery thc vapes.
 
Cobes doesn't have any prescribed medication, he stopped taking meds when he turned 18. He's said he's taken muscle relaxers, morphine pills, shrooms, possibly coke(?) and maybe some other things I'm not remembering. I fully believe he gets pills from somebody, but I don't think he's a heavy user, probably a rare occurrence. back in the day though he'd nod out on stream sometimes, but these days when that happens it's pretty obvious he's just drunk and fucked up on mystery thc vapes.
He's openly into Kratom, too. There's some good strains/brands out there that can mimic depressants/opioids fairly well.
 
It's funny how he calls psychiatrists glorified drug dealers, when he's a drug user with little to no money and insurance will probably pay for the pills

I think it's mostly because they are not "Fun" drugs in his world, Coke, Weed, Pills etc are fun to him but he was medicated right until he was 18 on the ones he get' that he could abuse and that's just not fun for him.
 
For those who don't know, Null is considering paying Cobes 100 dollars a month to receive and scan his mail.
For posterity, here’s the full video clip from Nick Rekieta’s Rumble stream on 11/3/22 where Null brings it up.

It’s a totally unexpected development and I doubt it will happen, but it’s hilarious to imagine.

 
I think it's mostly because they are not "Fun" drugs in his world, Coke, Weed, Pills etc are fun to him but he was medicated right until he was 18 on the ones he get' that he could abuse and that's just not fun for him.
Nah it's definitely because he saw "edgy" comedians and druggies same the say shit. Its not a thought cobes could conjure in his own mind.
 
Watched this the other day
Do you guys think he puts beer in everything he cooks because he thinks it will get him drunk?
There was a kid in highschool who thought hemp lotion would get him high
 
Watched this the other day
Do you guys think he puts beer in everything he cooks because he thinks it will get him drunk?
There was a kid in highschool who thought hemp lotion would get him high
Jorp immerses his gourd shaped cranium in the kult masculinity. Take a basic teenage understanding of what's masculine: beer, yelling, getting into fights, gettin bitches, and that's what he shapes his outward persona by. He thinks he's projecting an ultra masculine bad boy look to the world, and whenever that camera is on, that's what hes thinking. So add beer to every food hack, fry it, add cheese, those things arent healthy but men dont care about health, hes a man!

You can apply the same theory to him being goth, an ozzy fanatic, amazing singer. He's delusional and has no understanding of things.
 
Josh just isn't messing with drugs much at all and he's a bunch of talk for the most part. I don't doubt he's dabbled but far less than he even brags. His explanations of any psychedelic drug is as sitcom cliche as his outlook of gender relations. "Ooh colors". He is just parroting a bunch of nonsense.

He sticks to alcohol, cannabis/cannabis variants (Delta 8, CBD), caffeine, nicotine, and kratom. Plus his junk food and porn addiction. He blows so much of his money right away on these things, he just can't keep a harder habit.

The dude would have been seriously tempting death if he was hopped on benzos with the way he drinks, he'd be absolutely blacked out far quicker and harder. For all his talk about cocaine, I even doubt that. He watched some Ozzy YouTube documentary type videos and he was sperging out about Hunter Biden around the same time he started to bring that up again. He has the teenage mentality that rock stars just get wasted and that is what makes them cool. He's about the image.

So I doubt he's ever had a psychedelic experience, decent coke is expensive/hard to come by/requires a modicum of social interaction, he would have had a lot more close calls with death if benzos, he demonizes prescription stims because he was forced to take them by Clint, even the whippets that have been sitting on top of his microwave have gone unused all year, I assume a fan sent it and he has no idea how to use them or is scared off by it.

I think if he's getting pills at Walt & Angie's, it's far less than people think and a big reason, besides Ellen, that he goes over there is that he's incredibly lonely and it's a safe space for the most part. He knows the trolls can call them but they put up with it, he can control the situation and fulfill some social need and feel wanted without the baggage of his drama-filled friends like Warlord or Scotty. All his old friends don't want to hang out with him or have moved on and his anxiety is high despite all the big talk.

I know he said he's done muscle relaxers, who knows what that means to boglim brain though. I think if Walt's selling Josh pills, it's tramadol from the VA and it's happening far less than people want to assume he's drugged up. I think people are looking for some excitement to speculate on when he's just a huge alcoholic. People weren't around for the scooby snack/spice saga which was always super obvious when he was on it.
 
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