Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's the first hit you get when you search for "horned skull mug". $20. The Mug

I think they are over estimating that mugs target demographic just a tad -

 

[Associate Rick]

It's the first hit you get when you search for "horned skull mug". $20. The Mug

Holy shit! From the product description

Features:
Regards who loves skeletons and vikings, this is a must have!​

They certainly know their audience.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Holy shit! From the product description

Features:​

Regards who loves skeletons and vikings, this is a must have!​

They certainly know their audience.

Holy fucking shit -

Edit to add - You know what if you look at the list of drinks that sounds like a Drink Combo., that thing really is made for Josh isnt it.

 

[Spergetti]

Holy fucking shit -

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Edit to add - You know what if you look at the list of drinks that sounds like a Drink Combo., that thing really is made for Josh isnt it.

I read that as "retards who love skeletons and vikings..." at first glance

 

[UncommonParlence]

I read that as "retards who love skeletons and vikings..." at first glance

But that's what it said... "regards who love skeletons and vikings". Gawd! My trolles are sooooo stoopid.

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

I'm so thankful he chooses to drink from such exquisite chalices. It's one of those things I catch myself taking for granted sometimes. He doesn't have to do that, you know, and he's doing it for us.

 

[Bogliacci]

He does the hot nut challenge in this

Ol' Peanut Head can't take the heat, another challenge FAILED


At one point he tries to crush a nut with his front teeth and exclaims OW then uses his molars for the job

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Just don't ask what that white encrusted stain in on his zipper and you'll be fine.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Wild... how could I have been watching Cobes all this time and not known about the cologne huffing?

I've been following Cobes for going on 7 years and have no memory of ever seeing him huff cologne. It must have happened in the super old Gothickingcobra52 era

 

[Bogliacci]

I've been following Cobes for going on 7 years and have no memory of ever seeing him huff cologne. It must have happened in the super old Gothickingcobra52 era

ask and ye shall recieve

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Is this even real huffing? Will it actually do anything?

 

[Baby Cakes]

Is this even real huffing? Will it actually do anything?

Cumulative sniffing will do it. You can accomplish this with a Sharpie as per a past middle school acquaintance.

 

[Bogliacci]

Is this even real huffing? Will it actually do anything?

Cumulative sniffing will do it. You can accomplish this with a Sharpie as per a past middle school acquaintance.

It really depends on the actual cologne you're trying to huff. 4711 Eau de Cologne wouldn't do shit for example.

 

[Baby Cakes]

It really depends on the actual cologne you're trying to huff. 4711 Eau de Cologne wouldn't do shit for example.

Yeah it would have to be EdT or above. Even then, EdT would take some effort to get high off of. You'd likely get a headache first.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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[UncommonParlence]

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Love these. Freaking great. On a side note, my of age non-related wanted me to tell you that she is now traumatized... lol.

 

[Bogliacci]

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Seeing his cheeks puffed out as he tries not to vomit in that clip with warlord has me rolling. His cheeks keept getting puffier and puffier, truly a cot dang peanut head our boy is.

 

[DrNow]

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This is what I love about Cobes. Every sentence he speaks could be a random.txt.

"I got cocaine. I got a righteous Hollywood babe. Yeahhh."
"I consider myself to be MGTOW feminist."
"So long as you're of age, alive, cisgender, consenting and the same species."
"If you were thirteen when Cuties came out, then that's fine."
"I'm getting quite sleepy and giggly from the adult juice".

Another absolute goldmine from the sinister, gothic mind of our dark lord.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The Saunders family is now "very wealthy" according to the subreddit. Reminder that Clint is a freelance photographer (a bad one) and a community college professor who probably makes under 60k a year. Even if you want to believe the car accident payout was as big as 100k that's still nowhere near "very wealthy"

 

[Baby Cakes]

The Saunders family is now "very wealthy" according to the subreddit. Reminder that Clint is a freelance photographer (a bad one) and a community college professor who probably makes under 60k a year. Even if you want to believe the car accident payout was as big as 100k that's still nowhere near "very wealthy"
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That's what they think over there? They're the wrong ones to be doing any deep thinking.

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For starters, Clint's payout from his accident would have needed to be multi-million for them to be considered "very wealthy". The company who owned the truck that hit Clint doesn't operate in Wyoming anymore so it could have been a big settlement. Also, I don't think Cobes gets a ton of groceries from his parents. He orders food to his apartment quite often and he doesn't always finish his food. He probably eats mostly leftovers.