Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I wonder if Clint called the cops on him. It just doesn't add up, but we'll never know unless there's bodycam footage. He was traveling with Clint and the family, they stop at the Loaf n Jug, he gets out for a smoke break, next second he's blackout drunk and beligerent? Something had to have happened before. Clint apparently was there if he had to tell Josh how bad he was. Makes me wonder if he threatened Clint or a family member. Just strange for it to jump from 0 to 60 at a short 15 minute pit stop before being confined to a van trip.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Am I the only one who thinks Cobes is just going to double down on the drinking after this little episode? He'll just do it to own the troll's sad pathetic lives dood!
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He only had two drinks during Christmas dinner. According to alcoholic math that means you can drink twice as much for the next month "because I cut back"
 
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charlesdickens said:
I wonder if Clint called the cops on him. It just doesn't add up, but we'll never know unless there's bodycam footage. He was traveling with Clint and the family, they stop at the Loaf n Jug, he gets out for a smoke break, next second he's blackout drunk and beligerent? Something had to have happened before. Clint apparently was there if he had to tell Josh how bad he was. Makes me wonder if he threatened Clint or a family member. Just strange for it to jump from 0 to 60 at a short 15 minute pit stop before being confined to a van trip.
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If you’re with someone at a gas station and that someone is drunk af they’re just gonna ask you to leave.

So either the 🐍 was alone (then you don’t want to kick him out because he’d probably freeze to death) or the people he was with abandoned him or called it in themselves.

And if the latter, cops don’t want to bother throwing you in the drunk tank if they have a friend or relative who is willing to drag your ass home - they’ll often try to even convince you to call someone - and unless you look really fucked up or attempting to drive you can avoid the tanK

Or he was pissing on the merchandise
 
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If he was causing a scene by throwing a fit ans refusing to get back in the car while blocking people at the gas station enough for them to tell him to get out the way, I can see a gas station employee calling the cops. Especially since we know he tends to get violent during his outbursts.

As much as I like the theory of Clint himself calling the cops or Josh attacking Clint (im sure the latter would have made Josh more emotional in his response), I think the most likely scenario was the cops showed up, restrained him and gave clint options on what he wanted to do. And Josh was probably still throwing a fit, so he told them to take him, as a way to teach him a lesson.
 
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Clint babying Cobes at Christmas by telling him how strong he was for ONLY drinking a few drinks was probably the worst thing daddy nips could do. Implanted the idea in Cobes' mind that as long as it seems like he's only had a few drinks then he's perfectly fine. Perfect cope for an alcoholic, the exact opposite kind of encouragement he needs.
 
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I think given Daddy Clint's continued enabling, his story is probably mostly true. If he had gotten violent with Clint he'd still be in Cheyenne begging for a ride. I don't think Clint's enabling extends as far as covering for Cobes when it hurts Clint.

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Cobe's drinking a big can of bud lite the very next day after being let out from jail (on stream no less) is further proof to me that without actually being put into a supervised living facility he won't ever quit drinking.
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"So, like, in an effort to cut down on my drinking, I bought this tall can of Bud Light this morning before I did my nachos." That's a direct quote. He will drink himself into the grave within 2 years unless the troll money just dries up one day.
 
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Bruce Springsteen said:
I think given Daddy Clint's continued enabling, his story is probably mostly true. If he had gotten violent with Clint he'd still be in Cheyenne begging for a ride. I don't think Clint's enabling extends as far as covering for Cobes when it hurts Clint.


"So, like, in an effort to cut down on my drinking, I bought this tall can of Bud Light this morning before I did my nachos." That's a direct quote. He will drink himself into the grave within 2 years unless the troll money just dries up one day.
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This is correct. The only thing standing between the bog and forced sobriety is pay piggie dollars. As long as the idiots are dropping it in his lap he'll continue to drink. And why not? Go into the red? Pay piggies got that. Go to jail? Pay piggies gonna bless your game. It's a sick symbiosis. They won't stop as long as he's making an ass out of himself. If he were to get sober/boring the piggies would lose interest. I mean, man has nothing to offer. No insights, no experiences, not a single original bone in his body. His only salable skills are his idiocy and ignorance.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
This is correct. The only thing standing between the bog and forced sobriety is pay piggie dollars. As long as the idiots are dropping it in his lap he'll continue to drink. And why not? Go into the red? Pay piggies got that. Go to jail? Pay piggies gonna bless your game. It's a sick symbiosis. They won't stop as long as he's making an ass out of himself. If he were to get sober/boring the piggies would lose interest. I mean, man has nothing to offer. No insights, no experiences, not a single original bone in his body. His only salable skills are his idiocy and ignorance.
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Its only gonna get worse with the spotlight that guys like Danny Brown are shining on Cobes. People look at him as some sort of face to Cyraxx's heel. Lucky for Cobes, our boy is so fucking lethargic now he won't immediately drive people away.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Its only gonna get worse with the spotlight that guys like Danny Brown are shining on Cobes. People look at him as some sort of face to Cyraxx's heel. Lucky for Cobes, our boy is so fucking lethargic now he won't immediately drive people away.
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To be fair, compared to 3rd generation pedo (among many other things…..not positive things…) Cyraxx, Cobes is a Golden Boy….

I’m not hanging out with either one, but if I had to pick, hands down I’ll take Cobes lol
 
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Unabomber Eleven said:
To be fair, compared to 3rd generation pedo (among many other things…..not positive things…) Cyraxx, Cobes is a Golden Boy….

I’m not hanging out with either one, but if I had to pick, hands down I’ll take Cobes lol
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Oh definitly, I didn't know much about cyraxx until recently but went down the rabbit hole into horror. Cobes really IS better than raxx, and in the weird pseudo-rivalry they have he's definitly the face. It just takes someone as horrific as scabhead to make him look good.
 
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