Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shit I misspoke in my last post. What I meant to say was that over the past 10 years of streaming this is the very first time he's mentioned having schizophrenia. Before 2022 he only ever claimed to have Asperger's and trichotillomania the former being obvious and the latter being cope about rapidly balding.

No problem man I got what you where saying, I just wanted to point out he has claimed it recently - as I said unless someone like Clint came out and corroborated it I'm going to doubt it but he does have a lot of the warning signs.
 
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That bloated gothic toad that plays with toy guns smells good and doesn't sound drunk
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Why do people wanna gatekeep Schizophrenia he's been smoking weed from a young age I don't see why he couldn't have it It doesn't matter what he has he's still a mentally ill low IQ goblin with a drinking problem
No one's gatekeeping, we're calling him out on his lies, like how people do the same for Hamberlynn and her numerous supposed mental illnesses.
 
Dude, have you ever been around a schizophrenic person? They ramble incoherently about literal crazy shit, they think they are constantly being watched, they think the world is always out to get them, they always think they're lied to by everyone, they talk in circles about the same insane shit over and over, they can literally see shit that doesn't exist, or hear shit that isn't heard by anyone else, they'll walk around in circles for hours on end screaming at themselves under their breathe, or they'll rock back and forth in a darkened room, and they can not even remotely communicate coherently with others.

The last thing, right there is a major sign he's a lying fuckhead. Whenever anyone is around him or at his apartment he's still able to communicate and talk to these people, and coherently too. If he had schizophrenia he probably wouldn't even be streaming on YouTube, he'd probably be lying in a corner in his apartment petrified to do anything or talk to anyone.


Nothing about him shows he has OCD, his apartment is a wreck, he doesn't take care of himself hygenically, he'll spit/throw up/spooge on his carpet and rarely clean it up

Most schizophrenics also wouldn’t want to be filmed, though Chip Chan is a rare exception. She is convinced a corrupt cop named Park is after her and installed a verichip. In reality, he is a family friend who looks after her.
 

So what's the over/under on Casper morning news reporting an apartment fire tomorrow?

The flashpoint of cardboard is 427, and that's dangerously close to Cobra's preferred 420 cooking temp.
Cardboard is perfectly fine in ovens tbh, a lot of frozen pizzas are meant to be cooked on the cardboard they're pacakged on top of
 
Cardboard is perfectly fine in ovens tbh, a lot of frozen pizzas are meant to be cooked on the cardboard they're pacakged on top of
I haven't eaten a frozen pizza in a long time, but I remember always throwing away the cardboard and google says to do the same thing. Do you have a pizza in your freezer? If so post the directions because I'm almost certain that putting cardboard in the oven is a bad idea.

I would just put the pizza directly on the rack.
 
I haven't eaten a frozen pizza in a long time, but I remember always throwing away the cardboard and google says to do the same thing. Do you have a pizza in your freezer? If so post the directions because I'm almost certain that putting cardboard in the oven is a bad idea.

I would just put the pizza directly on the rack.
I don't eat frozen pizza either, but growing up we always left it on the cardboard and put it in the oven. Seems there's a debate on the topic as far as I can tell.

Although I suppose the pizza box is different from those little circles that are entirely covered by the pizza.
 
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Cobes seems to be super into prostitution even though he hates sickos. You would think that he would establish the idea that only degens/sickos use sex workers.

My question is why does he devote so much thought into the topic?
His whole idea about legalizing it and dividing the money between worker, state, and establishment won't ever apply to him cause he's broke as hell. He always uses $40 as the example price, but I doubt that he has that in his wallet.
Also, giving IOUs to legal whores is MDWU
 
Cobes seems to be super into prostitution even though he hates sickos. You would think that he would establish the idea that only degens/sickos use sex workers.

My question is why does he devote so much thought into the topic?
His whole idea about legalizing it and dividing the money between worker, state, and establishment won't ever apply to him cause he's broke as hell. He always uses $40 as the example price, but I doubt that he has that in his wallet.
Also, giving IOUs to legal whores is MDWU
It's simple. In theory at least he has a chance with a prostitute. Paypigs would try to make it happen.
 
It's simple. In theory at least he has a chance with a prostitute. Paypigs would try to make it happen.
Going to a whorehouse at the dime of the paypigs. He's truly living the life.

I bet that all the walnuts would drip the moment he enters through the doors. Every one would just exclaim, "Hey, that goth dude smells good."
 
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