Paypigs would also have to get him enough money to afford the Uber/Lyft rides he'd need to get down to Nevada. Heck, maybe even a round trip flight ticket? I only bring this up because there's no way Homedad would give him a ride and Cobes doesn't ride bike anymore.
Assuming that weather isn't currently permitting, why does he not ride bike?
The gigantic anal fissure-causing turd I am currently breaking my asshole trying to shit-out
Did he get run over or something? Cobes needs to get back out there.
The inner tube of one of his tires keeps popping and he won't take it to a bike store. He would just keep buying inner tubes.
The dark Lord hanging with wildlife is adorable. They can sense his magic.
What....?? Who leaves the cardboard with a frozen pizza? I accidentally did it once and the dough didn't even cook. The pizza came out all squishy and stuck to the cardboard. Had to throw it away.
I'm not sure cobes has a way with animals, remember that pidgin he totally didn't know was a pidgin.
It's just for fun, the alcohol is a want not a need, like his desire for an of-age, consenting, alive woman
We all know wants are things you still buy when your checking account is perpetually in the red
I tuned in just in time to watch him listening to some kind of cover of "Stayin' Alive" made to sound like Ozzy. And the stream just died in the middle of him spraying beer everywhere. Chat is presuming he fried his computer with the beer spray.
He's just dumb and lazy. Maybe not so lazy because he will hoof it in those brahma boots to get some alcohol.
You repeat this a lot. I don't think anyone in here is rooting for him to get better. No one should be that invested in Cobes' wellbeing especially knowing how badly he takes care of himself. You'd just be asking for disappointment.
Let your alcoholic retard drink a bottle of liquor in the back seat of your van (?????)
