Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Most likely. For the past few days, he started to put “eye liner” on again

I know it's massively optimistic but it's nice seeing him putting effort into something for a change...

He got some liquid liner or something a couple weeks ago sent to him from a "fan". Of course he doesn't wash it off, so who knows if this is when he applied it 4-5 days ago.

... Ah say no more my hopes are already dashed, at least it's not sharpie.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

This is your brain on drugs

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I'd really like cobra to try to define what he thinks a "food hack" is.

 

[HiveDull]

I held back from saying this cause it really didn't look like it at the time, but he 100% looks like he has two black eyes now.
Getting beat up and having intestinal worms is badass and goth, toobz. TWU.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Does anyone have more info about this podcast he’s doing? I can’t make out what he says it’s called— sharp? shark?

I’m wondering if it’s a legit podcast or just some ween having cobes talk into a usb karaoke mic in their apartment for shitty youtube clout.

Not gunna know until this “podcast” comes out. I’ll say this, it is extraordinarily difficult to get in contact with Josh 1v1. He doesn't answer messages, he barely adds anyone on Facebook, he doesn't respond to texts or calls and that's when Airplane Mode is off.

The only way to get in contact with him is to go through his Discord Guards and they'll vet you. So, either the Podcast owner is a Discord retard or he's spent time talking to them. Sincerely doubt he's a 3rd party.

To all of Cobra expert here, does he actually believe in what he says or just repeating things from what he watched ?

"I hate sickos dude"

Josh is so lazy now that forming his own opinions on anything is a nonstarter. He watches redpill videos all day long and repeats the shit they say. He's like a blackbird, he'll repeat whatever shit you say without really understanding beyond a surface level what he's saying, so long as it kinda allows him to cope about not getting laid.

Josh has been very touchy about the pedophilia shit since his early YouTube days. He was dating this girl and she was 14. He genuinely didn't know that and it freaked him the fuck out, so he ended the relationship and ever since he's been adamant on the "no sicko" shit. He's not really a pedophile, he's just a fucking autist.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Not gunna know until this “podcast” comes out. I’ll say this, it is extraordinarily difficult to get in contact with Josh 1v1. He doesn't answer messages, he barely adds anyone on Facebook, he doesn't respond to texts or calls and that's when Airplane Mode is off.

The only way to get in contact with him is to go through his Discord Guards and they'll vet you. So, either the Podcast owner is a Discord retard or he's spent time talking to them. Sincerely doubt he's a 3rd party.

I may be completely remembering, but didn't he say it was a Casper related podcast? I assumed it was people he knew irl or who specifically sought him out irl

 

[Spunt]

I'm new to him too, and I largely agree. Don't get me wrong, the tard girl sex he talked about was pretty disturbing (and hopefully fabricated like some have speculated here), but compared to cows like Tommy tooter, Ethan Ralph, and basically every genetic defect catalogued in Stinkditch, he's not too bad. And unlike those cows, he actually has a couple of endearing qualities. His Ozzy obsession, for one. The man loves his Ozzy, and I can respect that.
I have a hard time getting irritated at his weird rants too, he's like a lot of terminally online autistic males who get caught up in MGTOW talking points. But I think, for him, he literally just repeats shit he hears, because he'll also inject a couple of legitimately feminist points too. He doesn't give me school shooter vibes like a lot of incel tards, at least.
I really wish he'd stop wasting money, his or anyone elses on booze, and fix his damn teeth. Those things hurt to look at.

It's understandable that he worships Ozzy, whether he himself is aware of why or not. Ozzy is what he aspires to, in that Ozzy is rich and famous and successful with women and a music icon despite being neither very attractive nor being in any way qualified to sing in a band, not to mention being extremely dim. Josh reasons that if Ozzy can make it so can he and he kinda has a point there actually.

 

[An automatic clown]

Holy shit that 35 minute garlic butter rant was next level. I love cobes

 

[HiveDull]

Lmao tomorrow he has to call a cab so he can go check out his PO box.
Papa Clunt isn't coming in clutch for our boy. He's tired of his regarded antics to drive him to the post office.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Ozzy is what he aspires to, in that Ozzy is rich and famous and successful with women and a music icon despite being neither very attractive nor being in any way qualified to sing in a band, not to mention being extremely dim.

Can't forget to mention gross. Things like being covered in blood and biting heads off bats are still sooper kewl to Cobes. Aside from being repulsive to of-age alive cisgendered consenting non-animal non-related females (even the fart fetishists!), which is just another reason why he prefers to fancy himself a rockstar.

 

[HiveDull]

Talking about gender relatashuns, shoeonhead nudes, and throwing back some kratom. He's gonna celebrate tomorrow for having 50k subs with some pink champagne and edibles after he goes to the PO box.

 

[cgk qqq]

"im gonna have to get another cup of kratom"
i think hes getting addicted bros...

also he keeps mentioning that walt "contracted agent orange", like its aids

 

[RollingRock2]

Cobes is streaming drinking some kratom drink and thinks that krantom comes from the coffee plant

 

[Devious Dave]

If he gives up alcohol for Kratom would it be healthier for him?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

If he gives up alcohol for Kratom would it be healthier for him?

Nope, at least from my understanding - it supposedly can do a number on your GI tract and also some of it isn't good for your state of mind for prolonged use according to my quick little investigation into it.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

This might be a redundant question but is he doing Sharpie eye liner again?

Holy shit, has he actually used Shapies in the past for eye liner?

 

[vertebrae]

If he gives up alcohol for Kratom would it be healthier for him?

kratom saga TMDWU

 

[Cobras English]

Holy shit, has he actually used Shapies in the past for eye liner?

KingCobraJFS Goth Makeup (for the Ozzy concert)

Josh tats himself up for the Ozzy concert in hopes to snare himself an of age female.

youtu.be

 

[Kermit Jizz]

also some of it isn't good for your state of mind

I mean, at this point his brain is pickling in booze. I can't imagine anything short of meth could do his mind worse.

 

[DinnerDates]

Not gunna know until this “podcast” comes out. I’ll say this, it is extraordinarily difficult to get in contact with Josh 1v1. He doesn't answer messages, he barely adds anyone on Facebook, he doesn't respond to texts or calls and that's when Airplane Mode is off.

The only way to get in contact with him is to go through his Discord Guards and they'll vet you. So, either the Podcast owner is a Discord retard or he's spent time talking to them. Sincerely doubt he's a 3rd party.

Fuck I forgot which streams is it, but I know it was the recent one. He said that his real life friend suggest him to do the podcast or maybe the it is his real life friend that host the podcast.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]