Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's not just one place. Everywhere is guilty of punching at the other one. This place blames Reddit, Reddit blames TikTok, etc.

It's a mix of everywhere in reality. There are numerous Discord groups (not just Courtney's or Krystal's, ones that Josh isn't a member of) and the clip channels do and frame a narrative around Josh that makes them kind of complicit.

It's one of the reasons the old clippers for me were decent, but around the time when Boglim Chronicles started getting more popular, the chat was a bunch of new people reposting "boglim.exe stopped working" every time he'd take a brief pause, "Shon moved", "bug watch" when he'd get up off his chair, etc. I appreciate Boglim Chronicles cutting shit down and making it more accessible, but it can't be overlooked how he shapes the people coming into Josh's livestreams and what they will do. After all, more sandwiches and flyers sent to Josh means more clippable content for him. Before Boglim Chronicles was the main go-to channel, people just edited it down for the most part and it didn't really create an extra layer -- like before Bitesized did his longer form edits with voiceovers. He was good at editing down the shit and letting Josh himself get in his own messes. It's not just BC, the shit is on TikTok too and there's others on YouTube kind of shitting it up and that comes a plenty into the subreddit, etc.

It's a fine line since BC is beloved by most and does put in work.

A bit related but Safe_University_3708 is one of the biggest offenders on the subbredit. He is behind sending him doordashes nearly every fucking time that Josh goes live. This idiot has spent a ton of money over time just to touch poo and often times it doesn't even make the livestream.
Not disagreeing.



It's sad how the algorithm promotes BC over Bitesize and I think it's cause he features people pozloading my neghole in live chat because the only time he doesn't win is when it's disabled.



That said both are much beloved by me, but one seems to unintentionally interfere with cobes.
 
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Just put him in a glass case at the rock & roll hall of fame, he's already pickled so the corpse won't deteriorate
they've already got a plan for him there. they'll be adding a new wing entirely dedicated to Cobes actually. his apartment will be dismantled piece by piece and rebuilt like the unabomber cabin, his body will of course be placed into his dead dog chair, and his computer will play a nonstop loop of all his favorite youtubers. an AI is already being trained on his videos and will be able to respond naturally, so in a way we will still be able to enjoy the Dark Lords teachings. there will also be food hacks and drink combos served by of age, alive, consenting, cis-gendered, human, non related goth babes.
for an additional fee you can actually sit next to Shon on the couch and get your picture taken directly via photobooth on his mac!
 
He's just going to do what he's been doing for the past few years, sit in his chair and stream and read donayshuns and tell it like it is. Slipping a piece of paper under his door isn't going to get him to bust out the shotgun and start blasting, he won't even notice unless its slipped under right as he's walking by, (not to mention that he doesn't even keep the thing loaded).As for the paranoia, do we need to remind ourselves that Clint organized a family 4th of July trip just to get him out of Casper due to the bogus CobraCon that people kept spamming him with? He's always been paranoid.

He knows how to get it to stop, but hes got the delusion of needing to stream for the fans and he knows how easy it is to get the pay piggies to squeal these days, the guy doesn't even need to make his magic juans unless hes really strapped for cash, but even then he just has to do a pity stream and the piggies will come a squealin. He repeats the mantra of "ignore the trolls" yet he doesn't, and no one would have been any the wiser about the flyer troll if he didn't take it out of his own trash can and show it on stream. Whoever did it woulda posted the flyer image and people woulda been like "nice edit lol" and gone on with their lives.

I'll start worrying about our boy going postal if someone swats him again, otherwise a piece of paper ain't shit.
 
Was rewatching the stream where he starts pounding cheap vodka at 9:30 am and I remembered that outside of liquor the only liquids he drinks are soda. How fucking bad must his hangovers be when he can't get more? I remember turning 21 and not knowing how much was my limit and having crippling fucking hangovers and I chugged water constantly
 
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Was rewatching the stream where he starts pounding cheap vodka at 9:30 am and I remembered that outside of monster and soda Josh never drinks water. How fucking bad must his hangovers be when he can't get more? I remember turning 21 and not knowing how much was my limit and having crippling fucking hangovers and I chugged water constantly
Kidney stones saga coming in nicely toobs, TWU
I wonder if he's gonna add them to his wands 🤔
 
Kidney stones saga coming in nicely toobs, TWU
I wonder if he's gonna add them to his wands 🤔
Dude, I haven't even considered him actually getting kidney stones. Those are gonna hurt something fierce for cobra.
Pretty sure he would double-down on alcohol to try and numb the pain, Super surprising he never got them yet.
 
Does the boglim still roam the streets? I get the impression since covid he's kind of been a huge shut in and mostly orders in. Most of his outside videos are him just smoking cigarettes outside the front doors of his apartment.
Not because of covid his new apt is just in the middle of nowhere in Casper and he has been banned from everywhere he likes because of being a sicko who rubs his dick against every female in every Albertsons and liquor store and bar he goes to.
 
Not disagreeing.



It's sad how the algorithm promotes BC over Bitesize and I think it's cause he features people pozloading my neghole in live chat because the only time he doesn't win is when it's disabled.



That said both are much beloved by me, but one seems to unintentionally interfere with cobes.

Bitesize makes one video every couple of months these days. When he was pumping out content a few times a week I would see his videos constantly.
 
lmao, didn't even try to pretend it was gross or anything, he just enjoyed it. that beggin' strip was literally just a treat for our greasy boy.
he wears a dog collar and likes dog food. I swear, in a few years, he’s going to coke out as a furry or other kin. Lol. So much for being a cobra. DirtyDogJFS
 
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