Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[UncleBlazer]

Josh isn't a fucking psychopath. He's a 14 year old autistic edgelord stuck in a grown man's body. The only person that he's a danger to is himself.

 

[HiveDull]

Let's be honest, our boy doesn't have the dexterity to cut up a deer. I would double-down and say that he couldn't handle the smell of a rotting carcass.
The most he would have done is look at it and probably jab at it with a stick or something.

Cobes is a mixed bag of content filled with lies and that's why he's so appealing. Watching this goober talk about how he went to take a shit in a gas station and how everyone thought he was jacking off cause he was slapping his thighs is top-tier comedy.

 

[Devious Dave]

What movie would there be a scene like this? Jesus, not to mention that'd be pretty fucked up to be watching shit like that. There was the tortoise killing in Cannibal Holocaust, but that's the only kind of animal torture movie scene I can think of. Maybe he was watching videos of deer skinning, even though he doesn't hunt, which is weird in itself. I don't know, again I'm just bringing up shit he has said he's done. That's all, you guys bring up random shit about him all the time, well, I'm just did the same.

Hell, isn't the same guy that threatened Stephanie and threatened homeboy Scotties sister too? I'm not condoning gang stalking, I'm just saying he's done some fucking weird shit, that if true could put him in psycho territory. When you see a deer carcass on the road do you think of stopping to fart on it, pee on it, and stab it? I know I dont.

I remember watching a shitty horror movie I think it was one of those VHS movies where it was comprised of abunch of short stories and there was a scene where there's a biker who cuts a deers throat because it got hit by a car and was in pain I'm just assuming he saw something similar in a YouTube video or a movie (he probably has seen that movie It seemed like something he would watch) and thought it was cool
I have no idea about him being a stalker but lots of Reddit tards like to claim he stalked LN and that makes fucking with him morally justified which I absolutely don't think he stalks LN it's obvious he's just desperate for any amount of female attention
I'm not even totally against fucking with him irl or anything my big problem is that they gaslight themselves into thinking he's a monster so they can justify it they are dehumanizing him and I just think it's gonna lead to something bad

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I remember watching a shitty horror movie I think it was one of those VHS movies where it was comprised of abunch of short stories and there was a scene where there's a biker who cuts a deers throat because it got hit by a car and was in pain I'm just assuming he saw something similar in a YouTube video or a movie (he probably has seen that movie It seemed like something he would watch) and thought it was cool
I have no idea about him being a stalker but lots of Reddit tards like to claim he stalked LN and that makes fucking with him morally justified which I absolutely don't think he stalks LN it's obvious he's just desperate for any amount of female attention
I'm not even totally against fucking with him irl or anything my big problem is that they gaslight themselves into thinking he's a monster so they can justify it they are dehumanizing him and I just think it's gonna lead to something bad

Okay, shitty horror movie where the scene isn't real, compared to watching actually skinning videos of deer, and I'm just using that as an example. All this shit started because I brought up the bird, which I personally found unsettling to hear. Was it on its last legs and he was justifiably euthanizing it? I don't fucking know, and honestly no one else here does either. The unsettling thing for me was, that gothic bad boy veterinarian, crushed it with a bike tire. Then I mentioned other things I found weird, which you guys just write it off as being a try hard autist sperg. Okay, fine I don't care, you guys can do that. It is what it is.

All I care about is this dude drinking himself to death and having more hilarious freakouts. I'm also curious as to see what he dies of, because I've read alcoholics typically die of other complications before cirrhosis gets them. And it looks like it'll be blood poisoning from his rotting teeth.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[biggacracka]

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Really rocking the pirate aesthetic, down to the bad teeth and possibly scurvy

Edit: I now wonder if he really have scurvy. it would explain a lot of things wrong with his gums and possible explain the rash on his foot too

 

[Grift Garrison]

I don't hunt, stop assuming shit.

My fault; I assumed when you typed "speaking as a hunter" that meant you were a hunter.

 

[crying and shidding]

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those top teeth aren't making it through the end of this year. he's obviously already in pain and they're just getting worse everyday, and it's going to get to a point where he can't deal with it anymore.
I wonder if Clint will cover the bill at an actual dentist, or if he'll just drag him down to the dental clinic; he'd certainly fit in with the rest of the bums there.

 

[shaverinocory]

this drink combo looks like someone threw up after a night of hardcore boozin

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Okay, shitty horror movie where the scene isn't real, compared to watching actually skinning videos of deer, and I'm just using that as an example. All this shit started because I brought up the bird, which I personally found unsettling to hear. Was it on its last legs and he was justifiably euthanizing it? I don't fucking know, and honestly no one else here does either. The unsettling thing for me was, that gothic bad boy veterinarian, crushed it with a bike tire. Then I mentioned other things I found weird, which you guys just write it off as being a try hard autist sperg. Okay, fine I don't care, you guys can do that. It is what it is.

All I care about is this dude drinking himself to death and having more hilarious freakouts. I'm also curious as to see what he dies of, because I've read alcoholics typically die of other complications before cirrhosis gets them. And it looks like it'll be blood poisoning from his rotting teeth.

It seems to me you're just trying to justify a reason to hate him and now back pedalling to nah im just like you guys I swear

No skin of my shoes if ya hate him you're just getting flak for saying this in the middle of a conversation about people harassing cobes

 

[GeorgeApley]

Has anyone ever bought Josh a martini shaker/bartender-mixology set?

I’d love to see him fumble around with it and inevitably let loose an entire shaker of peanut butter vodka and pineapple soda all over his apartment because he didn’t put the lid on tight enough.

Either that or more likely, put the lid on too tight and getting super pissed.

 

[Devious Dave]

Screenshots from the latest Boglim Chronicles video. Maybe, I'm getting mad at the internet here and I'm being a simp for Cobra, but this is so fucking gay. These people are worse than the Wings trolls with their logic to make themselves feel morally superior to Cobra. They really expect him to tip unwanted deliveries. They also want him banned from delivery services, something he does probably need since he doesn't have a driver's license.

 

[fake farts]

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Goddamn, those teeth are deteriorating fast. A week or two ago, and they had this weird gross blue look to them. Now they're just straight up brown/black.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Screenshots from the latest Boglim Chronicles video. Maybe, I'm getting mad at the internet here and I'm being a simp for Cobra, but this is so fucking gay. These people are worse than the Wings trolls with their logic to make themselves feel morally superior to Cobra. They really expect him to tip unwanted deliveries. They also want him banned from delivery services, something he does probably need since he doesn't have a driver's license.

Fuck sicko trolls.

They are literally retarded to think anyone would tip for a delivery that wasn't theirs. Once again idiots spend their money sending our boy free food and somehow think they are winning.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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My fault; I assumed when you typed "speaking as a hunter" that meant you were a hunter.

Oopsies, I apologize I accidentally merged those two responses incorrectly. I swear I know how to do it right, wasn't paying close enough attention.

It seems to me you're just trying to justify a reason to hate him and now back pedalling to nah im just like you guys I swear

No skin of my shoes if ya hate him you're just getting flak for saying this in the middle of a conversation about people harassing cobes

I don't like him, but I can't say I hate him. Never met the tard, like I said though, just bringing up shit he's said, that I found unsettling.

 

[HiveDull]

Has anyone ever bought Josh a martini shaker/bartender-mixology set?

I’d love to see him fumble around with it and inevitably let loose an entire shaker of peanut butter vodka and pineapple soda all over his apartment because he didn’t put the lid on tight enough.

Either that or more likely, put the lid on too tight and getting super pissed.

I like my bogtini shaken, not slurred.

Some screencaps from his latest video.
In the third screenshot, I think he legit is gonna blow chunks and only holds it down cause the video is recording. He has a spicy sausage stick, pink champagne, and selected shooters (one of which came in a bottle that looked like sperm) mixed in.

This valentine's day is gonna be a holler, for sure.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

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Shiver me timbers matey, Cobes should be grateful he's far-far away from either ocean, he'd be hanging in the gibbet iron at docks with that face.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Dental abscesses are gothic af toobz

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wonder how much pain he is in? His teeth look like they are sliding down his rotting gum line

 

[UncommonParlence]

Watching the seizure video posted earlier, I remembered a question I have. Why does cobes suck the sauce foil lid the way he does?. First of all, putting the the whole thing in his mouth seems unsanitary but the sauce on it is towards cobes' mouth roof, not his tongue. It would be simpler, more efficient and more sanitary to just remove the whole thing and lick the sauce off it so that way the sauce hits directly your tongue.
I know my rambling is autistic and I will never understand the machinations of the boglim's mind but it still irks me everytime I see it.

Boglim's razor i.e. he's regarded. Highly regarded amongst the L cow community.