Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Potion_Time said:
How long do you think the therapist will have to air out their office after he's gone? I hope he's the last appointment of the day.
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You ever see that Seinfeld episode where Jerry picks up his car from a valley with BO and whatever he does he can't get rid of the stentch? They are never getting rid of the odor, they'll have to relocate, and take every next appointment outside.
 
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Potion_Time said:
I've always been curious about that saying. Did he say "the winds dying down" while half passed out one time or something?
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He went to Walt and Angies, then went on 2 hour (?) gender relations rant at around Christmas time. Josh starts slowing down, then Walt goes "winds dying down, huh Josh?"

It surreal cause these poor old people are just trying to go to bed and Cobes is just ranting in the darkness lmao

EDIT: Here's the clip from Lenin Lime

EDIT 2: I'm regarded and can't spell lmao
 
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HiveDull said:
He went to Walt and Angies, then went on 2 hour (?) gender relations rant at around Christmas time. Josh starts slowing down, then Walt goes "winds dying down, huh Josh?"

It surreal cause these poor old people are just trying to go to bed and Cobes is just ranting in the darkness lmao

EDIT: Here's the clip from Lenin Lime

EDIT 2: I'm regarded and can't spell lmao
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Praise hive dulls magic.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Thar therapist is going to need therapy after all of this.
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I’m betting five bucks he won’t come back a second time. The first time is for an evaluation and (to him) that will be enough. One time, they going to address his alcoholism and they don’t really care about the “trolls”. I’m sure he won’t be coming back.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
Just lie to her, fuck her and leave? Block her number and be on your way?

She’s a young woman. They are histrionic and, more importantly, harmless creatures. It’s like you’ve never fucked one before.
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Are you slow of the mind like Cobes? That doesn't work when she knows where you live and if she doesn't 50 guys from Reddit will be egging her on and stalking her because she said hi to Cobra. The internet tough guy act doesn't work in the real world. Don't stick your dick in crazy is a life lesson for a reason.
CasperDivorceLawyer said:
You are arguing with THE Games, the leading Cobraology expert he would know the mind of Josh better than you
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Do you think I care about your internet Daddy? I have a father, I don't need a video editor to pretend to be one for me on the internet. Cobra isn't a complex character, he's a generic goth metal fan.
The Southwest Strangla said:
I’m betting five bucks he won’t come back a second time. The first time is for an evaluation and (to him) that will be enough. One time, they going to address his alcoholism and they don’t really care about the “trolls”. I’m sure he won’t be coming back.
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I bet 2 or 3 appointments. Internet trolling leading to suicide is a high profile problem at the moment. Every time some stupid teenage girl offs herself because her nudes got spread around or girls on Instagram said she was fat the media make a huge deal of it. They will give Cobes attention on the trolling while trying to steer him away from drinking but after a couple of appointments nothing will have improved as Cobes will refuse to get off the internet. If he's lucky he will spend 2 weeks drinking less and gain a new rule like "not before 5" to limit when he can start his binges. I would guess it will be something like weekend drinking only and it won't be a very hard rule.
 
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I think one of the best parts of his last livestream was where he goes on about getting food for Angie and Walt for the Super Bowl and Cobes goes "I tried the Doritos BBQ and they were delicious @ Doritos"

Real mumbo jumbo brain right now lmao. I can't wait for his Valentine's Day stream later today. Gonna be lots of coping and sneeding, probs talk about LN too.
 
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