Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

HiveDull said:
I think one of the best parts of his last livestream was where he goes on about getting food for Angie and Walt for the Super Bowl and Cobes goes "I tried the Doritos BBQ and they were delicious @ Doritos"

Real mumbo jumbo brain right now lmao. I can't wait for his Valentine's Day stream later today. Gonna be lots of coping and sneeding, probs talk about LN too.
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The best part is how he said paying for the super bowl food put him in the negative. Lol
 
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He said he bought that Superbowl spread for Ellen right? And she didn't even show up lol.

I thought he maybe would be too distracted by all the shit that's been happening to be all torn up over Valentine's Day but hoo boy was I wrong. He had to have been getting constant messages from shitlords taunting him about his dry spell leading up to today. The Superbowl spread was clearly an autistic ploy to secure a heartsweet for the holiday, and now that its completely failed I'm guessing that no matter what the stream is today its gonna get messy.

My favorite part of the Superbowl spread video was how practically all of the doritos were gone. Wonder who ate them?
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
My favorite part of the Superbowl spread video was how practically all of the doritos were gone. Wonder who ate them?
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There was a lot of food for only 3 people - 2 types of wings, mini-oreos(?), homemade brownies from Angie, sour cream dip, Ruffles chips, BBQ Doritios, and Gauc. I assume that Cobes also paid for the beverages too.

I wonder if Walt and Angie pocketed all the leftover food while Jorb drunkingly stumbled back home or if they gave him a little take away container.
If Jorb took the stuff back home, I like to imagine that he was so messed up that he just tries to carry everything in his little toddler hands and drops it as he gets to his front door lmao.
 
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HiveDull said:
There was a lot of food for only 3 people - 2 types of wings, mini-oreos(?), homemade brownies from Angie, sour cream dip, Ruffles chips, BBQ Doritios, and Gauc. I assume that Cobes also paid for the beverages too.

I wonder if Walt and Angie pocketed all the leftover food while Jorb drunkingly stumbled back home or if they gave him a little take away container.
If Jorb took the stuff back home, I like to imagine that he was so messed up that he just tries to carry everything in his little toddler hands and drops it as he gets to his front door lmao.
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I’m sure those old boomers kept all his food. Our boy is going to starve while these mummies eat like kings.
 
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If Jorb took the stuff back home, I like to imagine that he was so messed up that he just tries to carry everything in his little toddler hands and drops it as he gets to his front door lmao.
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You know in the Discworld books, Wizards show upto parties and use there hat's as Doggy Bags, yea I am kinda picturing that with Josh right now, but with non of the skill or experience of a UU alumni, or your average fat fuck who goes to a all you can eat breakfast buffet and can't construct a retaining wall from Sausage and hash browns.
 
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Devious Dave said:
I don't really believe in therapy but I hope it works for cobra I wonder if his therapist will watch any of his videos
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His therapist will see the glory of his lifestyle and live on his couch.

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Isn't Devildriver Christian?

Edit: They aren't. I'm getting them confused with someone else, but I can't remember the band. Anyway, what's he been up to? Just getting drunk and rambling incoherently?
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You're probably thinking of Demon Hunter. Of course, there's a CoF album where the drummer included Bible quotes in his part of the line notes.
 
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Good lord is his new apartment ever getting grimy. The carpets are fucked and the white walls are starting to develop the classic yellow smoker's tinge very slightly.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Lol love how he kept saying he wouldn’t fuck Angie because she’s married and constantly said sexually things about her. Lol
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How pisssed do you think Vietnam vet Walt would get watching that stream?

Edit: You guys think Walt would feel flattered and invite Cobes to a threesome, like his sexual escapades with the truck hooker and couch Chris?
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
How pisssed do you think Vietnam vet Walt would get watching that stream?
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I have questions about that claim, he might have been of age for Nam but I get a feeling he wasn't in the combat zone, I have family friends who are American and Auzzie who where combat vets and there is somthing about Walt that says Noncom or away from the lines job.

One of the American guys who's my dad's age I know has his old vest in the suitcase he brought to the UK and it's worn and he only shows it to kids who think joining the army is cool and tells them storys to put them off from being a Squaddie, he's got a bullet wound that blead like a bastard into it stained old an brown that could have been fatal, dude is a honest to god legend and nice bloke and does more for anyone than I have ever met, he's a realist got a job with FORD out of the army and moved to the UK married an settled here but he always trys to be a good guy and this is the dark part of his life he makes sure gun'ho kids understand.
 
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HiveDull said:
I wonder if Walt and Angie pocketed all the leftover food while Jorb drunkingly stumbled back home or if they gave him a little take away container.
If Jorb took the stuff back home, I like to imagine that he was so messed up that he just tries to carry everything in his little toddler hands and drops it as he gets to his front door lmao.
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A buddy of mine said Cobes brought home the leftovers. And I mean fair enough, he went deep into the negative to buy it might as well bring it with him so he doesn't go hungry later in the week. The image of him walking back with all that shit is pretty amusing.

I'm really hoping we get some dank guacamole wings food hacks or something.
 
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